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If you truly love winter how could you live anywhere but summit county?

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dolanslebensraum
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if you compare vail or park city or aspen to a summit county resort like breck or copper or a basin, by the time march rolls around, the first 3 resorts are already melting, while the summit county resorts are still in the depths of winter. Ive had it happen twice when the last weekend that resorts were open, summit county got like 2 feet of snow. I got to ski fresh powder at the end of april at copper and with the overcast sky you might have thought it was february at a place like park city. Winter just seems to last so much longer at high altitude resorts in summit county.
I wont even talk about a basin, where you can feel like your still in winter with 2 feet of fresh in june.
Driving past vail or park city or aspen in april is like wading through a muddy slushy shithole where all the snow is melting.
Altitude is the answer.
Oct 3 2019 1:27PM
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Kretzschmar
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HIGHLY recommend living in Summit. Utah, Idaho, Wyoming and Montana all suck, 10/10 would not live in. Tell all your friends to move to CO immediately.
Oct 3 2019 1:31PM
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hi_vis360
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yes winter is only good in summit county, it's also the only place in the world where people smoke weed. Cancel your Japan trip now, book a condo at breck
Oct 3 2019 1:59PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Dolan puts the scum in scummit county
Oct 3 2019 2:08PM
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chiknmcplanks
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It's where that Virtika guy rides so it must be legit
Oct 3 2019 2:26PM
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hi_vis360
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chiknmcplanksIt's where that Virtika guy rides so it must be legit


I heard that guy likes to hang out with girls and party

that is so freakin cool man, only in summit county!
Oct 3 2019 2:42PM
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NattyNine
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I heard @ASSholebomber22 is Americas Number 1 Vrrtika fan.
Oct 3 2019 2:45PM
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ASSholebomber22
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pokermanI heard @ASSholebomber22 is Americas Number 1 Vrrtika fan.


Lesh's very existence is proof enough that there is no god
Oct 3 2019 3:16PM
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GMB
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Because there's tons of other winter paradises that aren't unbelievably busy and don't have just average skiing terrain? I mean, if you're solely into park and can ski on the weekdays, then I guess. Aside from that, NAH.
Oct 3 2019 3:38PM
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GayWolf420
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Weird, its almost like the intermountain west has other areas to go skiing and live as well
Oct 3 2019 3:44PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck summit. I hope I never live there. It impressively keeps getting shittier, and I already wasn't a fan. I do have friends there so I'll swing through in the fall and late spring but damn. No me gusta.

I would rather live in MN than summit
Oct 4 2019 2:42PM
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BedBugDoug
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Dolan has had some very fire threads these past few days. Each one makes me laugh harder than the last
Oct 4 2019 3:00PM
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druseph33
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KretzschmarHIGHLY recommend living in Summit. Utah, Idaho, Wyoming and Montana all suck, 10/10 would not live in. Tell all your friends to move to CO immediately.


Same goes for California, Washington, and Oregon. It really sucks out there. Colorado is where everyone should move to: they have plenty of room
Oct 4 2019 3:23PM
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Lemuel
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After living in Summit for two winters, I moved back to Burlington. Had a good time there but definitely not the place to be for too long.
Oct 4 2019 5:17PM
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SFBv420.0
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id just like to thank my heavenly father for 550" of even ifin it isn't the greatest
it sure doesn't suck snowfall
and that I haz nice lds neighbors who never bother me
instead of house full of dipshit dolan douchebags kids
Oct 5 2019 9:49AM
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SkiBum.
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Does like Colorado ski county pay you in weed to keep posting all this pro Colorado stuff?
Oct 5 2019 10:27AM
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lloyd_braun
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front range gapers ski in summit co
Oct 5 2019 11:08AM
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dolanslebensraum
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BiffbarfDolan puts the scum in scummit county


Nice one.
Oct 6 2019 12:23AM
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dolanslebensraum
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BedBugDougDolan has had some very fire threads these past few days. Each one makes me laugh harder than the last


Hey, im bringing this bitch back to homeostasis one way or another.
Oct 6 2019 12:26AM
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dolanslebensraum
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SkiBum.Does like Colorado ski county pay you in weed to keep posting all this pro Colorado stuff?


Meh, i just love high altitude and snow that doesnt melt in 2 days. Im hoping breck and copper build a tram to connect the 2 resorts. If copper and breck were in the alps they wouldve built a connecting tram 30 years ago.
Oct 6 2019 12:31AM
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ahshit
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As someone who lives in another ski town in Colorado fuck summit county.
Oct 6 2019 6:41PM
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dolanslebensraum
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ahshitAs someone who lives in another ski town in Colorado fuck summit county.


Why?
Oct 6 2019 9:15PM
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ahshit
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DolanReloadedWhy?

Vail owned mountains, and a lot of the people there.
Oct 6 2019 11:19PM
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CalumSKI
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this thread is just a flex about how you live there
like congrats
Oct 7 2019 9:18AM
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dolanslebensraum
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CalumSKIthis thread is just a flex about how you live there
like congrats


I worked there for a while. I think the people in summit are based as fuck, but still friendly.
Utah is full of people being fake nice and fake happy because they wish they could transfer their life to colorado but cant/wont for whatever reason.
In my exp colorado kids are like bobby brown (who is a denver native like trey parker). Like how can you choose to live in an antidrug shithole like utah that forces addicts to share needles and catch stds over a libertarian utopia thats much more tolerant of drug users.
Oct 7 2019 10:21PM
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CalumSKI
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DolanReloadedI worked there for a while. I think the people in summit are based as fuck, but still friendly.
Utah is full of people being fake nice and fake happy because they wish they could transfer their life to colorado but cant/wont for whatever reason.
In my exp colorado kids are like bobby brown (who is a denver native like trey parker). Like how can you choose to live in an antidrug shithole like utah that forces addicts to share needles and catch stds over a libertarian utopia thats much more tolerant of drug users.


you literally could live anywhere that has skiing and have a good time\
people doing drugs and sharing needles have nothing to do with your skiing, so kinda stupid to bring that up on a skiing forum
Oct 8 2019 9:11AM
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j_oski
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tHe bACk BoWLs aT kEYsTone aRe sO fUn ThO
Oct 8 2019 11:39AM
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50Kal
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The mountains are not bad in Scummit county but Aspen is waaaaaaaayyyyyyy better. Like how do your pants not catch on fire?
Oct 8 2019 12:08PM
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theabortionator
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50KalThe mountains are not bad in Scummit county but Aspen is waaaaaaaayyyyyyy better. Like how do your pants not catch on fire?


I really liked Aspen a lot
Oct 8 2019 12:19PM
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CorporateSkiBum
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. May god have mercy on your soul.
Oct 8 2019 12:22PM
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SuspiciousFish
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CorporateSkiBumWhat you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. May god have mercy on your soul.


Thats kinda harsh man. The OP is just like a puppy that lost its way.
Oct 8 2019 1:35PM
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eheath
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Some of the best Utah pow days of my life have been in March lol but have fun skiing flat mountains.
Oct 8 2019 2:09PM
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danbrown
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DolanReloadedUtah is full of people being fake nice and fake happy because they wish they could transfer their life to colorado but cant/wont for whatever reason.
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in case you're not actually trolling, I lived in salt lake for 8 years and can conclusively say that there is zero truth to this whatsoever
Oct 8 2019 2:52PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Meh. An anti drug culture like there is in utah makes it a shithole whichever way you want to paint it. Straight edge “im too cool for drugs!” Tools are either 12-14 years old or
completely uninteresting people. If utah was more libertarian like colorado i wouldnt hate it as much.
Colorado is just so much homier. Dustin dollin would agree with me.

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 1:00:26pm
Oct 19 2019 12:59PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Yo I'm a libertarian at heart, but just because you can get away with banging H in co perhaps a lil more than utah doesn't mean CO is some sort of libertarian paradise. You're foolin yourself and only making a case against legalization.
Oct 19 2019 1:20PM
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TheDoughAbides
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I moved to summit county and like two weeks later I smoked a joint this kid who skis with a guy who was in the x games. Safe to say I’m the shit now. Probably gonna enter Superunkown this year too if Oakley doesn’t call in the next few weeks...

Anyway, ever since I moved here I’ve had the right to shit on anyone who doesn’t live in also live in a mountain town. Like they don’t even know what’s up, ya know? They’re basically shitbag peasants who desperately want to be me. I’ve really started to enjoy alienating them whenever they’re in my presence.

And bro, don’t even get me started on the party scene bro. Being able to hit any bar or party knowing that everyone is exact same self absorbed person as me with the exact same interests is awesome. It never fucking gets old. Everything’s just so much more core here, ya know?

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 1:50:59pm
Oct 19 2019 1:50PM
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270on420out
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^ lol perfect illustration of Summit county “natives”

Don’t get me wrong Summit is cool and all and the skiing is sick but I can definitely see how it gets old fast. The whole state has this “Dude weed lmao” vibe to it.
Oct 19 2019 2:02PM
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SFBv420.0
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if I were to leave utardia id be in kaslo or naksup and doin it the kootney way
and thankfully dolans golden wheelchair doesn't have the range to git there
to summit it up
Oct 19 2019 5:52PM
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oldmanski
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Every mountain range has its personality. Enjoy and support what you got.
Oct 19 2019 6:38PM
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TheDoughAbides
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DIRTYBUBBLE^ lol perfect illustration of Summit county “natives”

Don’t get me wrong Summit is cool and all and the skiing is sick but I can definitely see how it gets old fast. The whole state has this “Dude weed lmao” vibe to it.


Idk what your talking about bro weed is fucking tight.

like I need weed to really express myself on the mountain bro. Like me and my boys smoke like three fat joints before we even put on our gear bro. We can barely function, but it’s lit, ya know? Safe to say we keep it fucking real. Fuck bro, we get soooo lit. Like you don’t even know.


so lit
Oct 19 2019 9:28PM
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Redrobin
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How do people keep biting on this mans bait?
Oct 20 2019 2:14AM
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dolanslebensraum
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TheDoughAbidesI moved to summit county and like two weeks later I smoked a joint this kid who skis with a guy who was in the x games. Safe to say I’m the shit now. Probably gonna enter Superunkown this year too if Oakley doesn’t call in the next few weeks...

Anyway, ever since I moved here I’ve had the right to shit on anyone who doesn’t live in also live in a mountain town. Like they don’t even know what’s up, ya know? They’re basically shitbag peasants who desperately want to be me. I’ve really started to enjoy alienating them whenever they’re in my presence.

And bro, don’t even get me started on the party scene bro. Being able to hit any bar or party knowing that everyone is exact same self absorbed person as me with the exact same interests is awesome. It never fucking gets old. Everything’s just so much more core here, ya know?

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 1:50:59pm


Your sarcasm backfired my son. Being around tons of ppl in colorado who also love ski/snowboard vids and good electro/techno music works just fine for me.
But by all means keep being an ugly ass bartender in some old shithole bar in slc where you can talk about how much you love joseph smith and jesus in america.
If you havent met native colorado kids who
are literally the warmest people you will come across in america then really your just a sheltered fucking tool.
Oct 20 2019 12:12PM
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-eREKTion-
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I’ve skied summit a few times, didn’t get the hype. I also felt like it was the refuge for the unimaginative and boring. From tourists to transplants, I felt like everyone there just chose Summit because they had no idea there are better places to ski. Quite a few of my friends here in Mammoth have previously lived in Summit and left for greener pastures and better riding.
Oct 20 2019 3:36PM
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TheDoughAbides
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DolanReloadedYour sarcasm backfired my son. Being around tons of ppl in colorado who also love ski/snowboard vids and good electro/techno music works just fine for me.
But by all means keep being an ugly ass bartender in some old shithole bar in slc where you can talk about how much you love joseph smith and jesus in america.
If you havent met native colorado kids who
are literally the warmest people you will come across in america then really your just a sheltered fucking tool.


lol you moved to summit county to watch ski/snowboard vids and listen to soundcloud edm? sounds about right

you aint gonna last long, my son
Oct 20 2019 3:58PM
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dolanslebensraum
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you shit guzzling clowns are pretty pathetic with your stubbornness. Have fun at your march-april pile of slush and ky jelly.
If you like winter and dont choose to be around 14k peaks that get snowed on in july youre simply a fucking tool who gets intimidated by the alphas who flock to higher altitudes.
Oct 20 2019 5:42PM
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CLQ
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i fucking love living in Colorado, its the shit. I feel bad for anyone who chooses to live in Utah instead of Colorado.
Oct 20 2019 7:47PM
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InfamouslyJones
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How are you going to use Park City to compare other areas of the country... no one in UT skis PC... keep it in LCC and BCC and be done with it.

Peeps in Summit Co, Peeps in SLC, Peeps in NorCal... Ill take LCC in SLC anytime.. sure the laws suck.. but are we talking lifestyle or terrain?
Oct 21 2019 5:53PM
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SuspiciousFish
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InfamouslyJonesHow are you going to use Park City to compare other areas of the country... no one in UT skis PC... keep it in LCC and BCC and be done with it.

Peeps in Summit Co, Peeps in SLC, Peeps in NorCal... Ill take LCC in SLC anytime.. sure the laws suck.. but are we talking lifestyle or terrain?


I agree, when it comes to actual skiing terrain nothing touches Alta and Snowbird. That and you actually get to drive up a real mountain road to go skiing and not take a rush hour freeway up to a covered parking garage. I miss those days of driving 35 min to the mountain.

The church sucks but regular Mormons are usually pretty chill. Its funny how down they are on dangerous/illegal activities as long as its not booze or drugs. I remember once I was bombing my Subaru 70+ Mph down a dirt road by my old house and a Mormon pulled up with a huge smile and waived at me.
Oct 21 2019 6:17PM
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oldmanski
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SuspiciousFishI agree, when it comes to actual skiing terrain nothing touches Alta and Snowbird. That and you actually get to drive up a real mountain road to go skiing and not take a rush hour freeway up to a covered parking garage. I miss those days of driving 35 min to the mountain.

The church sucks but regular Mormons are usually pretty chill. Its funny how down they are on dangerous/illegal activities as long as its not booze or drugs. I remember once I was bombing my Subaru 70+ Mph down a dirt road by my old house and a Mormon pulled up with a huge smile and waived at me.

LOL, funny you should say this about the Mormons. Yes, for the most part they are pretty chill, some take things a little too extreme but that goes with all religions. I have many Mormon friends that are always down to go cause trouble or go thrill seeking but when it comes to doing anything on a Sunday, count them out, a few of them have even turned down sponsors because of their religion.
Oct 21 2019 6:48PM
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mcswizzle
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Although I can only speak for myself, as a resident of Summit County, I have no idea what the fuck Dolan is ever talking about.
Oct 21 2019 7:47PM
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dolanslebensraum
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mcswizzleAlthough I can only speak for myself, as a resident of Summit County, I have no idea what the fuck Dolan is ever talking about.


Well you must be a pretty big tool if you cant find cool people in summit.
Do you even have friends?
Oct 22 2019 2:20PM
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