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What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had while skiing?

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JGalletta123
Posts: 16 - Karma: 39
One time last season I sacked myself on a rail so hard I passed out on the lift on the ride back up
Aug 25 2019 11:40PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
Shattered my kneecap into 7 pieces slipping out on a rail
Aug 26 2019 12:02AM
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crustyboot.420
Posts: 989 - Karma: 4,275
Hit my head to my knee skiing sidehits and broke a couple of teeth and fucked up my tongue. Then I passed out after spitting blood for three hours.
Aug 26 2019 4:08AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
I thought I broke my back once when I scorpioned into an incline of hard snow

Shit clicked like a cobra
Aug 26 2019 4:38AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,291
Head injuries. Might not have been the worst in the moment but def the worst long term. Also fucking my knees is already starting to not be fun.

Cracked vertebrae, cracked femur, and concussion in one overshoot. That was pretty beat. But I was 17 and bounced back easy. Prolly the worst sounding once but I'd go with the head injuries as worst overall.

Sparknotes: Don't fuck your brain
Aug 26 2019 5:45AM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
Shit whipped a concussion.
Aug 26 2019 10:24AM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,756
torn groin/hip flexor unexpected flat landing after 15ftish drop , didn’t exactly do a split but my ass n nuts hit d ground
concussion - tail wash hit my head on groomed that was quite firm pre helmet days
bloody head - snow machine spit something at me , required 4 stitches
Aug 26 2019 2:43PM
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AlmostCooler
Posts: 583 - Karma: 3,619
Broke the top of my tibia where it connects to the knee joint. I was dropping a lil 10 footer as a ballsy 12 year old lmao. I was on crutches for half a year /claim
Aug 26 2019 5:15PM
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yeetus_chund666
Posts: 107 - Karma: 232
horrible concussion or broken neck
Aug 26 2019 6:32PM
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jupiterhenry
Posts: 140 - Karma: 598
My own mother called me a Jerry and then proceeded to lip on 2 off out of there
Aug 26 2019 6:41PM
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SavageBiff
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jupiterhenryMy own mother called me a Jerry and then proceeded to lip on 2 off out of there


To have grown up in that environment ! Wow she sounds awesome good for you and her ! And that’s funny as shit too
my dad was awesome but was not a skier or boarder
Aug 26 2019 6:43PM
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jupiterhenry
Posts: 140 - Karma: 598
Forgot to mention it was actually a lip on 2 off backslide. She was rocking just one full tilt/vishnu wet, and the other foot just had on a high heel. I didn't get dinner for a week. OK I'll stop.
Aug 26 2019 6:51PM
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hootsquad
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,349
dislocated my shoulder and shredded a bunch of ligaments and cartilage. had to get surgery to put it back together
Aug 27 2019 12:23AM
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Andy03
Posts: 51 - Karma: 18
Dislocated my shoulder and located by myself. Hope it was the last time I dislocated my shoulder.
Aug 27 2019 12:52AM
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FabseM
Posts: 150 - Karma: 476
Ripped a muscle in my abs trying to ollie on a high box. Wasn't warmed up and just pulled up the noses too hard.
Had to roll out of bed everyday. Happened again 4 weeks later, same box. 100% stupid boy.
Aug 27 2019 2:21AM
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davetron78
Posts: 531 - Karma: 1,113
I once afterbanged so hard my left testicle exploded
Aug 27 2019 3:31AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
Took a pivot heel piece up the ass.
Aug 27 2019 4:53PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,389
Concussions in terms of their permanent and long-term effects.

Nothing super duper serious as of yet, but a bad ankle sprain and attempting to ski on it all day cuz my friends were all in town + bought day tickets. I didn't wanna leave early cuz I was their ride and wanted them all to get their moneys worth. Definitely worth it though, it was a pretty sweet bluebird powday at Snowbird.
Aug 27 2019 5:27PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
I had a TBI that resulted in relearning how to walk (balance was fucked), read (hurt my optic nerve), write (motor skills were really not there), vocabulary, etc. I was knocked down to about kindergarten level at 17 1/2 years old. That was a good one.
Aug 27 2019 9:48PM
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FelixmcCormick
Posts: 12 - Karma: 43
acl and mcl at the same time tore the mcl and strained the acl also got a nice little chip in my knee that had go be removed I csn feel where it used to be
Sep 7 2019 4:26AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
Fully dislocated my left hip on a slushy stepdown a few years back
Sep 9 2019 3:03PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8620 - Karma: 32,327
oh lordy.

Broken back, tore off my ear, torn quad, broken arm, fucked ankles, and concussions. Concussions are by far and away the worst. I can't hit my head again ever. Still, feel it sometimes.
Sep 9 2019 4:00PM
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evanball
Posts: 254 - Karma: 1,384
Tried to backswap on a flat down box and broke both my arms
Sep 10 2019 12:04PM
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SavageBiff
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Profahoben_212oh lordy.

Broken back, tore off my ear, torn quad, broken arm, fucked ankles, and concussions. Concussions are by far and away the worst. I can't hit my head again ever. Still, feel it sometimes.


Multiple accidents or at once ?

All yall are tough as fuck I mean damn all these skinjuries trump mine vastly
Sep 10 2019 3:29PM
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nosebutterpizza
Posts: 231 - Karma: 1,397
Profahoben_212tore off my ear


explain
Sep 10 2019 3:50PM
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profa_212
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SavageBiffMultiple accidents or at once ?

All yall are tough as fuck I mean damn all these skinjuries trump mine vastly


nosebutterpizzaexplain

Multiple....over the years.


I was cruising some glades on a pow day. Binding pre-released right in front of a group of trees so that my only option was to lay it down and fully body a set of 4 or 5 thick pines or try and squeeze through on one ski. I turned sideways and tried to squeeze but my shoulder caught one and death spinned me into the last tree in the set. Made full contact with only the side of my head.

Split my ear real good and a good chunk was just dangling off. But it was under my mask, couple buddies came over to see if I was alive and I told them that it felt like I ripped my ear off, they laughed and I told them to check it.

He lifted my mask and it was one of those....yup we gotta go moments lol. Skied down the rest of the run on one ski and walked to patrol who bandaged me up nice. One of my friends drove me home and I got 16 stitches in my ear....mostly cartilage so no numbing. The doc literally stuffed my mouth with gauze so I could just bite and grunt it through lol. Felt like the 1800s...ill never forget the sound of my cartilage slowly cracking over and over my hell.
Sep 10 2019 4:17PM
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ScootSkiLyfe
Posts: 968 - Karma: 5,166
Smashed my head crashing into a fence in 8th grade. Was thinking about catching the next chair with this hot girl; needless to say I was hauling ass.

Broke a 4x4 post and tore apart a small electrical box.

Got knocked out and dealt with concussion symptoms for a whole year. Needed to wear prism glasses to help correct my vision for a bit. School year was very tough.
Sep 10 2019 7:32PM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,861
Fractured my L2 from landing a side country drop too foreword, crash diving into a rock. Did a 1.5 front flip to concussion/dislocated shoulder.
Sep 11 2019 4:47PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
27 stitches in my chin after tomahawking into a nice rock.

Knocked myself out on a tree while it was snowing. Idk how long I was out for but I woke up with like a cm of snow on me.
Sep 11 2019 6:04PM
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Anti-Hero
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 338
tore my left acl when i was 9
Sep 12 2019 8:15AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
DayManShattered my kneecap into 7 pieces slipping out on a rail


This one was bad but my worst injury ever was from skating. Here's my arm after 3 surgeries trying to put it back together.


Sep 12 2019 10:07AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
hootsquaddislocated my shoulder and shredded a bunch of ligaments and cartilage. had to get surgery to put it back together


this is the worst, I'm still feeling my labrum/RC tear years later
Sep 12 2019 10:15AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I thought breaking my back was a serious bummer until I broke two ribs. Way, way more painful.
Sep 12 2019 5:50PM
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hootsquad
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,349
DayManthis is the worst, I'm still feeling my labrum/RC tear years later


yeah I just started my PT for it yesterday and it is no joke
Sep 12 2019 10:38PM
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imfromruka
Posts: 11 - Karma: 5
Honestly not that bad but I jumped a fucking knuckle that wasn't done yet to get to the other side of the park and didn't see the huge iceblocks behind it so I flew straight at one and had to sit a few weeks on my ps4 because both my knees were fucked
Sep 13 2019 2:15AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,291
I broke my pocket beer 2 seasons ago at boreal. All the lifeblood from that lagunitas draining out onto my pants and the ground. It was a real tragedy.
Sep 13 2019 6:18AM
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YeetCannon
Posts: 114 - Karma: 299
Pulled both of my Soleus muscles, and got a pneumodynastum in one tomahawk sesh. Pneumo's feel exactly like a punctured lung
Sep 13 2019 9:09AM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2328 - Karma: 7,881
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/939234/CBF6681E-5D5E-4D56-A31F-0040F6A566F0-MOVTried to do a backflip of a landing side hit in mid April and landed right on my head/should and demolished my collar bone.
Sliced my finger open on the edge of my ski while doing gloveless grabs on a summer airbag

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/939236/6A745F2A-3490-45FB-8C0E-EA73D23DCC12-MOV
Sep 14 2019 8:34PM
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