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Solve global warming in 6 words

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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
solve global warming in six words

eat half the population, very tasty.
Aug 19 2019 9:46PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,001
kill all rich the rich people
Aug 19 2019 9:47PM
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GayWolf420
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*kill all the rich people please

wow i think i should just kms instead
Aug 19 2019 9:48PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9778 - Karma: 72,271
Stop driving cars and deport Asia
Aug 19 2019 10:45PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Stop letting Tesla build their batteries


(Yes it actually causes global warming)
Aug 19 2019 10:52PM
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milk_man
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Don't drive don't eat don't shower
Aug 19 2019 11:34PM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,259
Titus69Stop letting Tesla build their batteries


(Yes it actually causes global warming)


Your very existence causes global warming.
Aug 19 2019 11:49PM
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Titus69
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CLQYour very existence causes global warming.


as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.
Aug 19 2019 11:56PM
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milk_man
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Titus69as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.


There can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years
Aug 20 2019 12:06AM
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BedBugDoug
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milk_manThere can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years


Yeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!
Aug 20 2019 12:12AM
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Titus69
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BedBugDougYeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!


Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that
Aug 20 2019 1:05AM
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HypeBeast
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milk_manThere can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years


1/8th the population tho
Aug 20 2019 1:27AM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
Titus69Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that


FUCK that, imagine trying to go skiing and your damn horses freeze to death in the parking lot and you can't get home because there's nobody else at the hill cuz they all died from the fukn potato famine or the dust bowl or syphilis.
Aug 20 2019 1:52AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Solve global warming in 6 words
Aug 20 2019 1:53AM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
sort your recycling or get clapped
Aug 20 2019 2:58AM
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1337
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Plug cow butts to stop farts
Aug 20 2019 8:41AM
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JAHpow
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Make Earth Great Again pls thx
Aug 20 2019 9:15AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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Don’t have kids, use birth control. This one is pretty easy.
Aug 20 2019 10:52AM
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PsychicMigration
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Bring back natural selection.
Aug 20 2019 12:20PM
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JoeF2661
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Fuck it, burn the damn thing.
Aug 20 2019 3:07PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3089 - Karma: 21,828
Let it snow let it snow
Aug 20 2019 3:20PM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 8,829
reset planet Earth. kill the humans
Aug 20 2019 3:27PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6614 - Karma: 59,820
plant trees use more wood guys!
Aug 20 2019 5:01PM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
kill all the white man.. ya
Aug 20 2019 5:10PM
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Hellblazer_23
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Don't Breath, F*** trump, kill snowboarders
Aug 20 2019 5:37PM
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milk_man
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BedBugDougYeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!


No one does, that's why we can't solve global warming
Aug 20 2019 11:46PM
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1776
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Alexandra Ocasio Cortez’s green new deal. 🤡😂
Aug 21 2019 12:04AM
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iH8pow
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Crack and aids, spread them everywhere
Aug 21 2019 1:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Stop giving aid to African Nations


Gonna edit this to gradually stop giving aid to African Nations and introduce birth control and education for women there. Problem is that leadership in Islamic areas doesn't want either of those things

**This post was edited on Aug 22nd 2019 at 12:00:13pm
Aug 21 2019 4:02PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
One big asteroid solves it quik
Aug 21 2019 4:10PM
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skierman
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Convince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.
Aug 21 2019 7:56PM
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milk_man
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skiermanConvince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.


Your right I prefer trustworthy people with good ideas like AOC and Bernie Sanders
Aug 22 2019 1:46AM
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Titus69
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BigPurpleSkiSuitStop giving aid to African Nations



DUdE tHAtS RAciSt
Aug 22 2019 9:49AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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dat shit iz fake as fukkk
Aug 22 2019 11:51AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You come back to mine xx
Aug 22 2019 8:14PM
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Pigeon.
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everyone kill themselves at same time
Aug 22 2019 8:39PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 338 - Karma: 900
Eat Shit And Die Of Cancer
Sep 4 2019 8:27PM
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ChadThundercock
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Start a war with the Chinese
Sep 5 2019 4:32AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
put more ice cubes in
Sep 5 2019 6:31AM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
Thanos snap, thanos snap, thanos snap
Sep 5 2019 1:39PM
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.frenchy
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roll coal pack skoal pussy boy
Sep 5 2019 2:35PM
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Titus69
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.frenchyroll coal pack skoal pussy boy


Hell yeah brother
Sep 5 2019 3:07PM
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Bushdid9_11
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skiermanConvince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.


Didn't take you for an sjw
Sep 5 2019 4:35PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
kill all of the fucking pandas

damn black off their fur is reflecting the heat
Sep 10 2019 6:31PM
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skierman
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Bushdid9_11Didn't take you for an sjw


I didn't know SJW stands for having some fucking common sense.
Sep 10 2019 10:15PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9778 - Karma: 72,271
Bushdid9_11Didn't take you for an sjw


St. John's Wort?
Sep 11 2019 7:35PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Dump fertilizer in the ocean
thats only 5 words dammit.
Dump fertilizer in the ocean, bitch.
There thats better.
Sep 11 2019 8:52PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I can do it in 1. "Mindfulness"
Sep 13 2019 2:19AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
Don't smoke darts, smoke weed. Yea
Sep 13 2019 1:48PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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We need a second ice age
Sep 13 2019 7:42PM
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