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PeppermillRenoGive every ski resort money for more lifts and terrain and to cut more trails. Imagine if Wildcat could expand across the street. Free passes for the masses. Mandatory night skiing at every resort. Mad new jobs and plenty of summer to work. End political correctness. Tax billionaires on their wealth vs income to pay for it. Cut the military back we were demilitarized before WW1 and WW2 and did OK in those you hate America if you support excessive defense spending and think we need it.
DIRTYBUBBLEPass an executive order requiring the mods on Ns to fix the Sierra Nevada advertisement
skiermanI'd go the same route as Trump. I would cut funding on preventing domestic terrorism by white supremacist groups, constantly say racist things, blame others for my own mistakes, give away a trillion in tax cuts to my wealthy friends, violate every law and act possible, turn Americans against each other, put thousands of children in cages, allow ICE to kidnap children off the street regardless if they're a citizen, and watch TV everyday until 11AM before work.
Titus69I like it, also make sure that you tell people how great you are for apparently being friends with piece of shit dictators, raise premiums and taxes on the poor even more, and dont listen to the people who are struggling living in your ever so wonderful country.
skiermanAh yes, and as president, I won't forget to mention how I love partying with convicted child rapists.
Titus69And grabbing women by their downstairs region, dont forgot to mock reporters with disability and tell all the others they're liars and dont answer their questions just cause they work for lefty networks who will put out false info
skiermanAnd as President, I will not hesitate to believe communists and dictators over my own country's intelligence agencies because the intelligence agencies are MSM fake news and they never once wrote me a love letter. I will continue to mock people with disabilities and will do anything within my power to convince the American people the free press should not exist because anything negative they write about me is fake news. I will make sure our country has an honest and free press that writes nothing but positive things about me.
I will also continue to bastardize the Constitution, which I will never read, in order to justify my belief that as President, my powers are unlimited.
Titus69Also if you host athletic teams at the WH be sure to buy them McDonalds instead of a big delicous dinner so you can save money for a wall and deporting families, and tell anyone famous who opposes your opinions on social media and on tv that they're not americans, despite them using their right to free speech.
skiermanAs President, I will make sure to feed our best athletes the most unhealthy and poisonous foods known to humanity. I will make sure that anything related to the office of the Presidency and the White House is easily used for mockery and that if anyone exercises their use of free speech, I will respond with childish and racist insults and will threaten them with jail time. As President, I will make sure anyone attempting to prosecute members of the military for war crimes will be punished as much as possible within the range of my powers.
Titus69Also if you host athletic teams at the WH be sure to buy them McDonalds instead of a big delicous dinner so you can save money for a wall and deporting families, and tell anyone famous who opposes your opinions on social media and on tv that they're not americans, despite them using their right to free speech.
-eREKTion-2 chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do something like that and if I was president, I figure I could make something happen.
Pigeon.
friendlyfacistso we looked at the data
Pigeon.and what does it have to say
friendlyfacistUhh, we got robots policing the streets, 2070, we got gay marriage. Surprise, surprise, bigots! Okay? Sorry, in 2070, gay people are gonna be allowed to get married. Get used to it.
Make me sick sometimes
_GHOSTSmile and pull the thumbs up in front of a newly orphaned baby