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How dark do you like your toast?

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yungona
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if you like it ant darker than a golden brown ur a degenerate tbh
Jul 29 2019 10:20AM 6 2
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PeppermillReno
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Well done to the verge of burnt.
Jul 29 2019 11:37AM 7 0
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yungona
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PeppermillRenoWell done to the verge of burnt.


degenerate tbh
Jul 29 2019 11:54AM 5 1
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50Kal
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Depends. If the toast is gonna hold my fried egg or a BLT, I will make it darker so it’s more toasted and firmer. If this just for some butter and jelly I won’t toast past golden brown.
Jul 29 2019 5:22PM 2 0
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Hangry
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Slightly burnt, then shave off the black for gold underneath...
Jul 29 2019 7:56PM 3 1
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Tnski
Posts: 2214 - Karma: 4,945
Golden crispy brown English muffin with butter cream cheese fried egg bacon cheddar to go please.
Jul 29 2019 8:29PM 2 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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like my women
Jul 29 2019 11:29PM 3 0
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Coochieman7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,068
TRVP_ANGELlike my women


Dead in the back of your van
Jul 29 2019 11:31PM 8 0
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vibecheck
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Coochieman7Dead in the back of your van

Moldy white bread
Jul 29 2019 11:34PM 2 0
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Tnski
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Frozen white bread with butter smeared on one end
Jul 30 2019 12:41AM 1 0
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Tnski
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Frozen white bread with butter smeared on one end

Oops

**This post was edited on Jul 30th 2019 at 2:22:32am
Jul 30 2019 2:21AM 0 0
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,344
darker than your future
Jul 30 2019 9:00AM 0 0
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michigang
Posts: 497 - Karma: 1,030
a light but golden caramel
Jul 30 2019 12:04PM 1 0
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yungona
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TRVP_ANGELlike my women


with a yeast infection
Jul 30 2019 2:35PM 1 1
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eljusto.
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Golden brown — you’re a primitive otherwise.
Jul 31 2019 2:57AM 1 0
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Mingg
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Toasted on extremely high heat for a minute. Gets only the outside crisp with a golden brown color, but leaves the middle of the bread soft. It works better on thicker sliced bread and is amazing.
Jul 31 2019 11:22AM 1 0
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DirtYStylE
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I have my toaster set to 3 out of 9
Jul 31 2019 1:36PM 0 0
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gravel
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burnt as shit then immediately put it in tin foil for 4 hours and it gets real soggy :)
Jul 31 2019 4:01PM 1 0
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Thomasarivkin1
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Golden brown.

Take your toast however you like it, then butter it, take a clove of garlic mince it up real fine, throw it on there, take some brewers/nutritional yeast, or whatever you wanna call it. And boom Type III toast.

toast+butter+garlic+yeast=best toast you’ll ever have.

No joke.
Jul 31 2019 4:37PM 1 0
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yungona
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toastburnt as shit then immediately put it in tin foil for 4 hours and it gets real soggy :)


what the hell
Jul 31 2019 6:45PM 1 1
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