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Toast that doesnt fit in the toaster

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yungona
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wtf how braindead do you have to be to make your toast not fit in the toaster wut are you doing as a fucking bread company iffu make ur toast too big
6 years ago
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kyussfan420
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cut it in half or just use a toaster oven?
6 years ago
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yungona
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kyussfan420cut it in half or just use a toaster oven?


i shouldnt have to do that its the fact that its actually too big to fit normally thay annoys me
6 years ago
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Pilsby
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buy different bread?

when i buy rye bread it is about twice as wide as the toaster is deep so i toast half then flip it and toast the other half.

ps: this thread is cancer
6 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Sourdough struggles are real. Really, you should just get a bigger better toaster
6 years ago
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yungona
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Pilsbybuy different bread?

when i buy rye bread it is about twice as wide as the toaster is deep so i toast half then flip it and toast the other half.

ps: this thread is cancer


cool i dont care
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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where "my toaster oven w/ multiple settings including convection and broil" Chads at?
6 years ago
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yungona
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DeebieSkeebieswhere "my toaster oven w/ multiple settings including convection and broil" Chads at?


sounds like a beta thing to me. i stuff my toast in my toaster just like i stuff my dick in ur mom bruh
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Clearly you are buying the wrong kind of toast. If you can't afford the toaster, don't buy the toast.



But seriously just get a wide slot toaster. Amazon.
6 years ago
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elcheapo
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And I thought I had problems.
6 years ago
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stokedelic
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why would you re toast toast anyways
6 years ago
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yungona
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FogdartClearly you are buying the wrong kind of toast. If you can't afford the toaster, don't buy the toast.



But seriously just get a wide slot toaster. Amazon.


i shoudnt have to buy a fucking toaster just to accomodate for toast. anyways i buy sick fucking bread. local. organic. fucking dope. but they are fucking retards who cant figure out to not make their bread huge.
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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The referenced post has been removed.


owned him with FACTS and LOGIC. checkmate libcucks
6 years ago
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iced
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yungonacool i dont care


if you turn your toaster on, you can use a fork to bend the inside further in to fit more toast














try it and made another thread
6 years ago
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yungona
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icedif you turn your toaster on, you can use a fork to bend the inside further in to fit more toast














try it and made another thread


have you ever tried this because i think you should too i will if you do first
6 years ago
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