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Toast that doesnt fit in the toaster

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yungona
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wtf how braindead do you have to be to make your toast not fit in the toaster wut are you doing as a fucking bread company iffu make ur toast too big
Jul 26 2019 10:50AM 2 5
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kyussfan420
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cut it in half or just use a toaster oven?
Jul 26 2019 11:21AM 3 0
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yungona
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kyussfan420cut it in half or just use a toaster oven?


i shouldnt have to do that its the fact that its actually too big to fit normally thay annoys me
Jul 26 2019 11:38AM 0 1
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Pilsby
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buy different bread?

when i buy rye bread it is about twice as wide as the toaster is deep so i toast half then flip it and toast the other half.

ps: this thread is cancer
Jul 26 2019 7:53PM 2 0
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DirtYStylE
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Sourdough struggles are real. Really, you should just get a bigger better toaster
Jul 26 2019 10:03PM 4 0
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yungona
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Pilsbybuy different bread?

when i buy rye bread it is about twice as wide as the toaster is deep so i toast half then flip it and toast the other half.

ps: this thread is cancer


cool i dont care
Jul 27 2019 12:34AM 0 0
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DeebieSkeebies
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where "my toaster oven w/ multiple settings including convection and broil" Chads at?
Jul 27 2019 1:00AM 0 0
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yungona
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DeebieSkeebieswhere "my toaster oven w/ multiple settings including convection and broil" Chads at?


sounds like a beta thing to me. i stuff my toast in my toaster just like i stuff my dick in ur mom bruh
Jul 27 2019 3:31AM 0 0
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Rotten_Trumpkins
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Clearly you are buying the wrong kind of toast. If you can't afford the toaster, don't buy the toast.



But seriously just get a wide slot toaster. Amazon.
Jul 27 2019 3:41AM 2 0
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Tnski
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And I thought I had problems.
Jul 27 2019 4:12AM 0 0
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LawnBoy
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why would you re toast toast anyways
Jul 27 2019 7:15AM 1 0
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yungona
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FogdartClearly you are buying the wrong kind of toast. If you can't afford the toaster, don't buy the toast.



But seriously just get a wide slot toaster. Amazon.


i shoudnt have to buy a fucking toaster just to accomodate for toast. anyways i buy sick fucking bread. local. organic. fucking dope. but they are fucking retards who cant figure out to not make their bread huge.
Jul 27 2019 6:57PM 0 1
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Poindexter.
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yungonai shoudnt have to buy a fucking toaster just to accomodate for toast. anyways i buy sick fucking bread. local. organic. fucking dope. but they are fucking retards who cant figure out to not make their bread huge.


Stop asking for the world to be toast safe space dumb lib
Jul 27 2019 6:59PM 2 1
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DeebieSkeebies
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Poindexter.Stop asking for the world to be toast safe space dumb lib


owned him with FACTS and LOGIC. checkmate libcucks
Jul 27 2019 11:11PM 5 0
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iced
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yungonacool i dont care


if you turn your toaster on, you can use a fork to bend the inside further in to fit more toast














try it and made another thread
Jul 28 2019 12:24AM 3 0
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yungona
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icedif you turn your toaster on, you can use a fork to bend the inside further in to fit more toast














try it and made another thread


have you ever tried this because i think you should too i will if you do first
Jul 28 2019 4:05PM 0 0
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