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Vail is Life

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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 23,969
Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars
Jul 24 2019 10:04AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050
KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


You fool
Nature valley bars have nuts in them
To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises
Jul 24 2019 10:57AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 23,969
CalumSKIYou fool
Nature valley bars have nuts in them
To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises


So thats a no on V.I.P Nature Valley Granola Bar/Lounge??
Jul 24 2019 11:03AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12425 - Karma: 114,615
Theres no bad yellow jackets, only bad people! #yellowlivesmatter
Jul 24 2019 11:38AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050
KilaTsunamiSo thats a no on V.I.P Nature Valley Granola Bar/Lounge??

Sadly:(
Jul 24 2019 1:02PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
TRVP_ANGELTheres no bad yellow jackets, only bad people! #yellowlivesmatter


The only way to stop a bad person on skis is with a good person on skis.
Jul 24 2019 7:35PM
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evaroni
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Hit me with those oats and honey all day fam.
Jul 24 2019 11:40PM
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Hellblazer_23
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That sick green package is the only thing that keeps me sane on those rainy mt snow days.
Jul 25 2019 9:07AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 23,969
Hellblazer_23That sick green package is the only thing that keeps me sane on those rainy mt snow days.


Whats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely
Jul 25 2019 10:18AM
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Paul.
Posts: 1561 - Karma: 10,625
KilaTsunamiWhats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely



Jul 25 2019 11:14AM
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KilaTsunami
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Paul.


I see! ... They taste good. I just hate how hard they are to bite into... I'm more of a Gummy worms & Beer up on the lift
Jul 25 2019 6:53PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9112 - Karma: 65,330
Ban assault skis
do you really need a full twin tip ski? Or more than 90 mm underfoot?
I didn't think so.
SkibumsmithThe only way to stop a bad person on skis is with a good person on skis.
Jul 25 2019 7:59PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
Hey maybe we'll actually have some money now. Might be better off owned by Vail than the Slacker family and their Oxy incidents.
Jul 25 2019 11:26PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6614 - Karma: 59,820
KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


Because of Vail my ski plans for this year just got much less expensive.
Jul 25 2019 11:31PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
Now... YOU too can experience the glory of Vail Resorts. For a single — onetime payment of $1,000,000 — you can ski Vail this season!*

*$1,000,000 Bronze “Bum” pass excludes blackout dates (11/01/19-4/01/20).Additionally, Vail Resorts reserves the right to call you a fucking loser and pull your pass at any given moment.
Jul 26 2019 1:54AM
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Organgua
Posts: 145 - Karma: 668
KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


vail is the death of the skiing industry, but now that you say it, carinthias parks could use more moguls
Jul 26 2019 5:25PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Idk anything about vail but everyone always complains there is no money in skiing, but Vail is expensive so it’ll draw in more rich people to think they’re getting a luxury ski expirence to make them feel special. Then they’ll brag to their rich friends and they’ll go too but idk.
Jul 26 2019 10:26PM
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SavageBiff
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My little eastern mountain of snowshoe saw massive improvements mountain wide when Algeria bought them , I know not Vail but big Corp , the vibe is still chill but they got snowgun upgrades lodging upgrades everything , it’s still a small east mountain with like 1500’ vert from 4900’ but it benefited drastically and no more crowd so maybe some of these little resorts will benefit, but still fuck vail and the uppity right pants shmucks from there
Jul 27 2019 11:52AM
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Tdollasign
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Stfu snowshoe is nothing but Jerrys and shitty terrain parks
Jul 27 2019 1:10PM
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KilaTsunami
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NEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!
Jul 28 2019 11:20AM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,756
KilaTsunamiNEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!


You will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us
Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven
Jul 28 2019 12:42PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 23,969
SavageBiffYou will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us
Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven


this season is sure to be one for the books
Jul 29 2019 5:14PM
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