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What is the best fruit?

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_kevin_
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I think we've established that fruits are objectively the best thing on planet earth due to their alkaline properties, but what's the best one?
Jul 23 2019 11:36AM 5 0
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270on420out
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Pineapple no cap
Jul 23 2019 11:43AM 5 0
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.frenchy
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pear or kiwi
Jul 23 2019 11:45AM 6 0
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_kevin_
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DIRTYBUBBLEPineapple no cap


This is the correct answer, mods close the thread please
Jul 23 2019 11:50AM 1 1
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Brayblade
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mango's or gtfo
Jul 23 2019 2:38PM 7 1
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Youngm_IPCME
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I like plums. Close second for blood orange. I promise I’m not 65+
Jul 23 2019 3:45PM 2 0
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mystery3
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.frenchypear or kiwi


A perfectly ripe pear or peach is pretty hard to beat.

Apples are pretty great for their versatility: eating fresh, making juice, baking pie or other baked goods.
Jul 23 2019 4:25PM 7 0
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iFlip
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This fruit used to be one of the best at sports, before he cut off his berries.

Jul 23 2019 8:38PM 6 0
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elcheapo
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Watermelon and huckleberries
Jul 23 2019 9:27PM 3 0
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Chron_Rabbit
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strawberries are best

it is necessary to cut mangos and pineapple, however, strawberries are more straightforward.

Also, peaches and plums are good, but they are juicy thus requiring a paper towel/napkin on hand to avoid appearing as a slob during consumption.
Jul 23 2019 10:50PM 1 0
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PeppermillReno
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Mangos.
Jul 23 2019 11:23PM 1 0
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eljusto.
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Most underrated is for sure durian, that shit stinks but is mad tasty. I’d still throw my vote for fresh wild raspberries tho.
Jul 23 2019 11:48PM 1 1
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DirtYStylE
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Chron_Rabbitstrawberries are best


Where my berry boys at
Jul 24 2019 1:07AM 2 0
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mystery3
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Chron_Rabbitstrawberries are best


DirtYStylEWhere my berry boys at


Strawberries aren't, technically, a berry at all, though they are delicious except for those flavorless, firm, white interiored winter strawberries from the supermarket, those are awful.
Jul 24 2019 1:54AM 0 0
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Watermelon mango banana pineapple orange are tied for me

Combine them all and add vodka I say
Jul 24 2019 5:56AM 1 1
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humpty
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Wow.... haven’t posted in a minute. Had to to chip in on this one because personally I eat anywhere from 1-3 bananas a day. Is that okay?
Jul 24 2019 12:18PM 1 1
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Cooper92
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I like sour green apples. And bananas, though actually, it's grass.
Jul 26 2019 10:39AM 0 1
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LawnBoy
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those of my labor
Jul 27 2019 7:14AM 3 0
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michigang
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cherimoya
Jul 27 2019 4:00PM 1 0
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3mania
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Blueberries, kiwis are a close 2nd
Jul 27 2019 4:44PM 0 0
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Titus69
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Peaches/nectarines or raspberries when nice n sweet
Jul 27 2019 4:54PM 0 0
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iced
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gus kenworthy
Jul 28 2019 10:14AM 4 0
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Lonely
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_GHOSTWatermelon mango banana pineapple orange are tied for me

Combine them all and add vodka I say

Run. Definitely rum
Jul 28 2019 10:42AM 0 0
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