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Mosquito repellent that doesn’t suck

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yungona
Posts: 496
anyone know any insect repellent that actually works and doesn’t ruin ur skin?
Jul 22 2019 7:58PM
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mystery3
Posts: 2433
yungonaanyone know any insect repellent that actually works and doesn’t ruin ur skin?


You can't have your cake and eat it too. DEET is not good for your skin.
Jul 22 2019 8:28PM
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Tnski
Posts: 1316
Just let them bite you all they want for a couple days then they wont bother you for the rest of summer.
Jul 22 2019 8:28PM
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yungona
Posts: 496
mystery3You can't have your cake and eat it too. DEET is not good for your skin.


deet fuckin kills me after one night of backpacking
Jul 22 2019 8:34PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 8166
fruits
Jul 23 2019 12:03AM
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Jems
Posts: 806
get some 98% deet spray nothing else will held you out
Jul 23 2019 1:14PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3527
Bulky sweatshirt and a mosquito mask\hat
Jul 24 2019 7:34PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3846
Unleaded 87 works great.
Jul 24 2019 11:33PM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1657
Gasoline
Jul 25 2019 1:28AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 44451
I heard that mosquitos don't like smokers, so maybe take up cigarettes while camping. To keep your skin healthy
Jul 28 2019 7:37PM
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Artyom
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theabortionatorI heard that mosquitos don't like smokers, so maybe take up cigarettes while camping. To keep your skin healthy


New excuse kids use for their parents
Jul 28 2019 7:48PM
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theabortionator
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BrujNew excuse kids use for their parents


The next time you're caught with a cig or doob, just tell your mom it was my fault, and I'll get sued.
Jul 28 2019 10:01PM
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Artyom
Posts: 1211
theabortionatorThe next time you're caught with a cig or doob, just tell your mom it was my fault, and I'll get sued.


🙏🏻🙏🏻
In court too right
Jul 28 2019 10:20PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163
buck urine
Jul 29 2019 3:18PM
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Tnski
Posts: 1316
Red man chewing tobacco spit does not work.
Jul 29 2019 9:26PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2266
CIGARS will keep bugs away
Jul 30 2019 3:15PM
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Tnski
Posts: 1316
I've head that smearing mud all over your skin works well but would increase your chances of being arrested for doing nothing wrong.
Jul 30 2019 4:16PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 996
fruit. look it up. you detox your body on fruit, you become less attractive to the acidic-seeking blood suckers. and the mosquitoes.
Jul 30 2019 4:22PM
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mystery3
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X_ANKILLAfruit. look it up. you detox your body on fruit, you become less attractive to the acidic-seeking blood suckers. and the mosquitoes.


Yeah, mosquitos hate fruit. Fruit isn't full of warm blood like us mammals. Simply replace your warm blood with cool fruit juice and the 'skeeters are sure to leave you alone.
Jul 30 2019 6:17PM
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