Hey everybody, I fukn love the Fourth of July. I figured we could all share about what we did to celebrate it. I understand not everybody here is from the U S of A, but every country has an independence day so just use that instead.
I started the day off by listening to Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue about 50 times and learned it on the guitar. Then barbecued and played volleyball and during the game spanked a great spike that nailed my buddy in the face. Then me and some pals lit off 700 mortar shots and 45 cakes to round off the night. Being right next to that many mortar tubes going off and active cakes was a serious thrill. At one point a mortar blew up about 20 feet off the ground. So fricken sick. Also I had the most perfect buzz going for the whole day.
Tons of great food, great friends, and great fireworks made for the best Fourth yet.