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Weird issues w skateboarding

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Pigeon.
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every time i go skate my balls hurt soooo bad after. it feels like i got kicked by a donkey straight in my nuts. im not out here sacking rails and i wear baggy pants im not in skin tight jeans like i dont get it. why do my balls hurt so fucking bad after doing 360s and kickflips for a couple hours???
Jun 15 2019 11:19PM
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Non_State_Actor
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The boys need some support, have you tried skin tight jeans? Or maybe some supportive boxer briefs?

That or you may have some serious medical condition, who knows...what do I look like a doctor?
Jun 15 2019 11:28PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Wear more comfortable underwear? IDK but i heard Stance has really nice boxers:
https://www.stance.ca/men-underwear

But seriously, if your balls hurt after skating maybe go see a doctor?
Jun 15 2019 11:47PM
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Pigeon.
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satanworshipperWear more comfortable underwear? IDK but i heard Stance has really nice boxers:
https://www.stance.ca/men-underwear

But seriously, if your balls hurt after skating maybe go see a doctor?


i felt like this wasnt serious enough to warrant a doctor visit but idk anymore
Jun 16 2019 6:34PM
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Pigeon.
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yahoo answers says i might have a hernia, sorry for flexing 2 hard
Jun 16 2019 6:36PM
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yungona
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haha maybe you just need to get bullied by some OGs at the park. man i miss when there were daily fights at the park haha. lol pussy maybe you just need to get kicked in the balls. thats what we did back in my day. you wouldnt know about that tho cuz ur just a little pussy. pussy.
Jun 16 2019 7:32PM
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Pigeon.
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yungonahaha maybe you just need to get bullied by some OGs at the park. man i miss when there were daily fights at the park haha. lol pussy maybe you just need to get kicked in the balls. thats what we did back in my day. you wouldnt know about that tho cuz ur just a little pussy. pussy.


play me in a game of skate lol, winner gets to kick the loser in the balls. berrics rules, unless u wanna get bodied on no complies
Jun 16 2019 9:56PM
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yungona
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Pigeon.play me in a game of skate lol, winner gets to kick the loser in the balls. berrics rules, unless u wanna get bodied on no complies


berrics rules are for pussies
Jun 16 2019 10:22PM
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Pigeon.
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yungonaberrics rules are for pussies


i hope u have no complies and pretzel tricks
Jun 16 2019 10:49PM
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yungona
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Pigeon.i hope u have no complies and pretzel tricks


no comply dragonflip
Jun 16 2019 11:16PM
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Pigeon.
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yungonano comply dragonflip


no comply late ghetto bird
Jun 17 2019 12:14AM
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everlast
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Pigeon.no comply late ghetto bird


U don’t even have balls
Jun 17 2019 12:28AM
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yungona
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everlastU don’t even have balls


shut up apricot ass
Jun 17 2019 12:53AM
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everlast
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yungonashut up apricot ass


U can’t maintain wood
Jun 17 2019 12:53AM
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yungona
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everlastU can’t maintain wood


says the boomer
Jun 17 2019 12:54AM
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everlast
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yungonasays the boomer

Ur instagram sucks bawls
Jun 17 2019 12:55AM
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yungona
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everlastUr instagram sucks bawls


says the kid who doesnt link insta in his profile
Jun 17 2019 1:09AM
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LukasSchroeder
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sounds like blue balls, you got a boner while you skate?
Jun 17 2019 2:39AM
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Pigeon.
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LukasSchroedersounds like blue balls, you got a boner while you skate?


i put some titties under clear grip on my board so i can catch a sweet boner at the skate park
Jun 17 2019 6:37PM
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Pigeon.
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everlastUr instagram sucks bawls


yungonasays the kid who doesnt link insta in his profile


ya link ur insta if if ur not soft bro
Jun 17 2019 6:38PM
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yungona
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Pigeon.ya link ur insta if if ur not soft bro

facts everlast is a lil bitch
Jun 17 2019 6:46PM
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Pigeon.
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yungonafacts everlast is a lil bitch


yo everlast if im a fruit ur a vegetable hahaha fucking retard
Jun 17 2019 6:54PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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testicular torsion srs
Jun 19 2019 5:45AM
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CalumSKI
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get saxx underwear
they even have a little pouch at the front to keep ya nuts from sticking 2 your legs
Jun 19 2019 3:29PM
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Pigeon.
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its gotten worse i made an appointment w my doctor. pray 4 ur boi, will keep my loyal fans updated
Jun 30 2019 6:29PM
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yungona
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Pigeon.its gotten worse i made an appointment w my doctor. pray 4 ur boi, will keep my loyal fans updated


i hope you cant have kids. it would be a blessing for this world
Jun 30 2019 8:07PM
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vibecheck
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yungonai hope you cant have kids. it would be a blessing for this world



Jun 30 2019 8:59PM
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vibecheck
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Pigeon.im gay


Huh
Jun 30 2019 9:05PM
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Pigeon.
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invisiblenameHuh


v nice
Jun 30 2019 9:34PM
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vibecheck
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Pigeon.v nice



Jun 30 2019 9:40PM
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Pigeon.
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invisiblename


awh
Jun 30 2019 9:42PM
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Pigeon.
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Pigeon.awh


v nice !
Jun 30 2019 9:42PM
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vibecheck
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Pigeon.v nice !






Jun 30 2019 9:50PM
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Pigeon.
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invisiblename





doctor to doctor
Jun 30 2019 10:01PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Any update on your balls
Sep 19 2020 5:26PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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wow this thread is an incel utopia!
Sep 19 2020 5:29PM
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vibecheck
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Lmao
Sep 19 2020 5:57PM
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Pigeon.
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rice.chexAny update on your balls

yeah i'm good now this issue subsided on its own. direct cause still undetermined


my guesses as to why it was happening:

1) i only wore boxers and started skating briefs as suggested in this thread

2) my thighs were acting as a vice clamp on my testicles when i slammed on my side

3) uhhhhhhhhh my ex and my homie teamed up to give me chlamydia for my 21st birthday
Sep 19 2020 11:41PM
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Astrozap
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I have this same problem
Sep 20 2020 7:57PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Op Its your balls telling you

“you can ride a skateboard at a respectable level, you now deserve to get laid, go pimpsmash a qt3.14 and ill stop hurting you”
Sep 20 2020 11:28PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Op I have not slept for a year straight waiting for answers, I may finally sleep now
Pigeon.yeah i'm good now this issue subsided on its own. direct cause still undetermined


my guesses as to why it was happening:

1) i only wore boxers and started skating briefs as suggested in this thread

2) my thighs were acting as a vice clamp on my testicles when i slammed on my side

3) uhhhhhhhhh my ex and my homie teamed up to give me chlamydia for my 21st birthday
Sep 21 2020 1:34AM
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theabortionator
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ColoradoDogfartOp I have not slept for a year straight waiting for answers, I may finally sleep now


Sleep tight pupper
Sep 21 2020 1:50AM
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little1337
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U wot m8
Sep 21 2020 8:09PM
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Pigeon.
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little1337U wot m8


read it again, did i fucking stutter?
Sep 22 2020 12:38AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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This boy sus
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Sep 22 2020 2:26AM
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