yeah i went to the daytona 500 today. i never thought i would want to go to a place filled with mullets and toothless rednecks. but i actually had so much fun! me and a couple of girls somehow got in and these guys with a kickass RV in the infield invited us up. they got us wasted and fed us and we had the best view of the track. yeah so i never thought this day would come..but i did enjoy nascar.
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