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Have you ever broken a bone?

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HypeBeast
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Kinda curious what percent of NS has broken a bone before. I'd expect it to be quite high. Fingers don't count unless they were truly fucked as in sideways or sticking out.

I have not somehow.
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Jun 1 2019 2:58AM 2 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 46527 - Karma: 103,216
I broke my peen
Jun 1 2019 3:38AM 4 4
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michigang
Posts: 497 - Karma: 1,030
"I just broke my wrist, ooh"
-Lilliam Pumpernickel, 2017
Jun 1 2019 1:10PM 7 0
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 7,737
What’s a broken bone? I’ve had a fracture before
Jun 1 2019 10:50PM 4 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 9561 - Karma: 60,855
i drink milk so no
Jun 2 2019 12:32AM 16 1
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CalumSKI
Posts: 3705 - Karma: 16,879
femur hours
Jun 3 2019 9:34AM 3 0
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Chubz.
Posts: 13619 - Karma: 21,378
Broke my arm in 3 places and shattered my wrist in the 3rd grade.

Broke my collar bone in 8th grade

Broke 3 toes in 11th grade.

Nothing serious in the last 6 years (knock on wood)
Jun 3 2019 6:37PM 5 0
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 3,453
my broken bone count is 8, excluding fingers

wrist 3 times
scapula
big toe
3 ribs
Jun 3 2019 9:23PM 0 0
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theLiquor
Posts: 1245 - Karma: 3,698
Learning to snowboard, first day broke my arm. That’s why I primarily stick to skiing there’s just that mental block as a result—I broke my arm on a damn bunny hill can’t imagine how easy it would be for me to do in the park. And I suck riding switch
Jun 3 2019 10:17PM 0 0
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KloutTrout420
Posts: 44 - Karma: 91
Pigeon.my broken bone count is 8, excluding fingers

wrist 3 times
scapula
big toe
3 ribs


How bad was breaking your scapula? Sounds awful
Jun 3 2019 10:30PM 0 0
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Pigeon.
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KloutTrout420How bad was breaking your scapula? Sounds awful


was not fun once adrenaline wore off lmao. was by far my worst ski crash ever tho dude. overshot a 50 foot jump to about 120, i cleared the whole ass landing and went deep into the flats. knocked my ass out for like 5 minutes

fun fact: .02% of all fractures worldwide are the scapula.
Jun 3 2019 11:40PM 3 0
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KloutTrout420
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Pigeon.was not fun once adrenaline wore off lmao. was by far my worst ski crash ever tho dude. overshot a 50 foot jump to about 120, i cleared the whole ass landing and went deep into the flats. knocked my ass out for like 5 minutes

fun fact: .02% of all fractures worldwide are the scapula.


Jesus how was the recovery?
Jun 3 2019 11:45PM 0 0
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Pigeon.
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KloutTrout420Jesus how was the recovery?


took mad long. they said ill be able to feel it for years to come and i definitely do. i ripped chill park laps w a shoulder sling over my jacket haha
Jun 4 2019 12:00AM 0 0
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,316
milk gang rise up
Jun 6 2019 10:36PM 1 0
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yungona
Posts: 1244 - Karma: -6,742
my bones are too strong to ever break
Jun 8 2019 6:12PM 5 1
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Tnski
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 4,940
Broke my tail bone trying to cross country ski drunk, on ice and in the dark. And ribs
Jun 8 2019 9:41PM 9 0
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neleson
Posts: 374 - Karma: 917
Snapped 5 bones in one year had to go to surgery to fix my arm after that. Had my bone come out of my skin that was probably the most brutal one :D
Jun 9 2019 9:31AM 1 0
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Whackson
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I guess you can say I broke my middle finger... actually I meant shattered it into crum size pieces. I was at a hs football game leaning on a rolling fence (the case protecting the rolling part was broken) when some lady came in and literally crushed my finger in it... crushed. If it went past my knuckle I would have had it amputated. It’s ok now but a little crooked (got 13 stitches for it btw)
Jun 9 2019 9:44PM 3 0
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dune_pilot
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 4,466
I broke my ass
Jun 10 2019 12:57AM 0 0
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AbiH
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nelesonSnapped 5 bones in one year had to go to surgery to fix my arm after that. Had my bone come out of my skin that was probably the most brutal one :D


PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Jun 10 2019 1:17AM 1 3
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CalumSKI
Posts: 3705 - Karma: 16,879
AbiHPICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

N O
Jun 10 2019 8:02AM 3 1
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2826 - Karma: 722
I broke my dick
Jun 10 2019 8:50AM 1 7
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neleson
Posts: 374 - Karma: 917
AbiHPICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


Dont have any photos of when it actually happened but heres the xray a couple weeks after surgery :D
Jun 10 2019 11:02AM 1 0
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AbiH
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nelesonDont have any photos of when it actually happened but heres the xray a couple weeks after surgery :D

Nice, good work!
Jun 10 2019 12:26PM 1 1
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 260 - Karma: 314
broke 3 ribs mountain biking, my left arm(falling down the stairs lol), fucked my right pinky toe too, cracked my wrist and 2 fingers skiing.
Jun 10 2019 1:08PM 1 0
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JayRich
Posts: 969 - Karma: 1,288
- broke tibia
- snapped fibula
- separated both shoulders on multiple occasions
Jun 10 2019 4:36PM 3 0
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,316
Thegenericskiermilk gang rise up


as of august i broke my collar bone and as a result i am not allowed to ride a mountain bike ever again
Dec 9 2019 10:10AM 1 0
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SuckleBrick
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CalumSKIfemur hours


give that a x2
Dec 9 2019 10:14AM 1 0
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 452 - Karma: 1,072
I have broken my wrist and concision but the worst is the sin bang I have
Dec 9 2019 10:15AM 2 0
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CabbyArrant
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I've fractured both tibias. Both from playing soccer in high school. Second one was way worse, basically got my right leg stomped on square on. Hurt like a bitch and couldn't take weight for 5 weeks.
Dec 9 2019 1:18PM 1 0
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yeetus_chund666
Posts: 107 - Karma: 226
broke my foot, both wrists at the same time then one later, two toes, headbone
Dec 9 2019 1:22PM 1 0
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CalumSKI
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SuckleBrickI have broken my wrist and concision but the worst is the sin bang I have


ah yes
i hate when the sins that i have commited bang
Dec 9 2019 1:45PM 2 0
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TheMailMan
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My injuries have got progressively worse over the years

2014: 1 finger playing soccer (this counts, I actually chipped part of the bone off which is still sitting out of place there today, so I've never got full movement back)
2015: Left collarbone skiing
2018: Left wrist mtb
2019: Neck mtb
2020: ???

Funnily enough these have all been in my 20s, I lived a sheltered life beforehand haha
Dec 9 2019 3:51PM 2 0
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DeebieSkeebies
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Arms and ankles when i was younger (long story)

shattered my big toe with a lawn mower blade which was chill
Dec 9 2019 7:28PM 4 0
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Biffbarf
Posts: 2483 - Karma: 22,272
L5 vertebrate's donzo. Lift with your legs, not your back kids.
Dec 10 2019 2:05AM 4 0
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Profahoben_212
Posts: 7004 - Karma: 12,067
BiffbarfL5 vertebrate's donzo. Lift with your legs, not your back kids.


Heyyy I broke my L5 too
Dec 10 2019 3:16AM 3 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
Posts: 5826 - Karma: 8,791
no but I’ve sucked one














wait wat
Dec 10 2019 6:06AM 3 1
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clorox
Posts: 1717 - Karma: 4,617
L2

Dropped a cliff, landed too far foreword, did a 3/4 front flip straight into a rock. Thank fuck it was a vertical fracture cause my dumb ass tried to stand up... You're fucked if a horizontal fracture slips. By far the most painful thing I've ever experienced to this day.

Don't ski side country in an unfamiliar area, on center mounted park skis, with no beacon, backpack or shovel.
Dec 10 2019 10:35AM 2 0
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oldmanski
Posts: 1721 - Karma: 6,658
7 ribs playing HS football
1 broken Ulna(arm) riding dirt bike

I have been lucky throughout my life.
Dec 10 2019 10:52AM 1 0
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TheMailMan
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finderL2

Dropped a cliff, landed too far foreword, did a 3/4 front flip straight into a rock. Thank fuck it was a vertical fracture cause my dumb ass tried to stand up... You're fucked if a horizontal fracture slips. By far the most painful thing I've ever experienced to this day.

Don't ski side country in an unfamiliar area, on center mounted park skis, with no beacon, backpack or shovel.



Dec 10 2019 11:04AM 1 1
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p3cific
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not a pussy so no
Dec 10 2019 12:16PM 0 0
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abar.
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Thegenericskieras of august i broke my collar bone and as a result i am not allowed to ride a mountain bike ever again


How bad do you have to do your collarbone to not ride again? I did my wrist really bad and collarbone in one crash in may and was sending just as hard after 2.5 months
Dec 10 2019 6:08PM 3 0
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Bdoobz
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Collarbone twice and a metacarpal (right on the knuckle).
Dec 10 2019 6:53PM 0 0
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b0ss
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TRVP_ANGELi drink milk so no

Too much skimmed milk is actualy bad cause the acidity can decay the bones more than calcium can strengthen.
U drink whole milk?
I drink whole milk
Dec 10 2019 6:58PM 1 1
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Thegenericskier
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abar.How bad do you have to do your collarbone to not ride again? I did my wrist really bad and collarbone in one crash in may and was sending just as hard after 2.5 months


it was not that bad but my dad is really overreactive when it comes to injuries
Dec 10 2019 7:15PM 0 0
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Biffbarf
Posts: 2483 - Karma: 22,272
b0ssToo much skimmed milk is actualy bad cause the acidity can decay the bones more than calcium can strengthen.
U drink whole milk?
I drink whole milk


Wish I could drink whole milk, but I'm lack toast in toddler ants :/
Dec 10 2019 8:22PM 7 0
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Stuuuuuuuuuu
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I've broken both of my wrists twice. One of the times it was both at once.
Dec 10 2019 9:46PM 2 0
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abar.
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Thegenericskierit was not that bad but my dad is really overreactive when it comes to injuries


Tell your dad to eat a dick while jumping your bike over him
Dec 10 2019 11:57PM 2 0
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Thegenericskier
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abar.Tell your dad to eat a dick while jumping your bike over him


luckily my dad lives in bahamas and my cool step dad lets me bike still
Dec 11 2019 12:09AM 1 0
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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naw butt eye know 4 brakin backs
Dec 11 2019 6:28PM 0 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
Posts: 5826 - Karma: 8,791
I nearly did today, I’m out thinking the bamboo be soft I go to charg through some trees thinking my huge shoulders will graze the bamboo off

fuck i was wrong. My Shoulder catches and I get fucking yeeted out of my binding swinging to the right.
Dec 12 2019 5:41AM 2 0
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