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Things to do in hood when shitty weather

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slime_bone
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May 24 2019 4:57PM 4 0
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oldmanski
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Drive down to Portland or Hood river, go drink some of the great local Pacific NW beer! Eat some food cart food, go hang with the homeless, go to a strip club(Portland is the strip club capital, full on nude).
May 24 2019 5:06PM 5 1
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PsychedelicMoose
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oldmanski, go hang with the homeless

I urge against this
May 24 2019 5:52PM 24 3
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TRVP_ANGEL
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theres like 3 million hikes you can do

**This post was edited on May 24th 2019 at 7:51:01pm
May 24 2019 7:48PM 5 1
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Grindy_McSlider
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Chill and watch shit on your tablet or laptop.
May 24 2019 9:35PM 0 5
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TheMailMan
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Grindy_McSliderChill and watch shit on your tablet or laptop.


yeah just go to mcds in sandy and get some sweet free wifi (living the dream)
May 25 2019 7:55PM 9 0
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Crust_Station
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Go to portland that place is the shit, take in some culture, skate burnside, drink good ass tea, make fun of hipsters
or stay in hood get fucked up at charlies and fistfight scrappy joe for the cred
May 25 2019 8:29PM 13 0
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Mingg
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oldmanskiEat some food cart food...go to a strip club(Portland is the strip club capital, full on nude).


There is a food cart in Bend that has PURRITOS. It's a breakfast burrito in a PANCAKE instead of a tortilla. It makes so much sense, it's genius and delicious.

And yes, strip clubs are fucking asinine in Portland lol. We went out for a friend's birthday on like a Monday night and shit was fucking insane. I have nothing to compare it to but it was wild. At one point I watched the baseball game on the TV because I felt like if I didn't I was going to burst into flames lol. Good times. Would recommend.
May 25 2019 9:24PM 6 0
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DirtYStylE
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Lmao someone isn’t from the east coast
May 27 2019 3:25AM 0 0
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Govygen_gourmet
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Step 1- Go to Portland or Bend
Step 2- Gawk at the price of homes and rent
Step 3- Accept a free tab of acid or a spliff from homeless dude
Step 4- Become homeless yourself and offer an unsuspecting kid a free tab of acid and or a spliff (The cycle continues)

i just planned out your entire life
May 27 2019 5:49PM 5 0
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firecrotch
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Govygen_gourmetfree tab of acid or a spliff from homeless dude


why dont these homeless people live in my town
May 27 2019 8:23PM 2 0
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Stoned4days
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TheMailManyeah just go to mcds in sandy and get some sweet free wifi (living the dream)


Coffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.
May 28 2019 10:04AM 1 0
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TheMailMan
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Stoned4daysCoffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.


will remember that for next spring haha
May 28 2019 11:13AM 1 0
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OregonDead
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Stoned4daysCoffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.


The Cheese biscuit things there are the bomb.
May 28 2019 6:43PM 1 0
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Stoned4days
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OregonDeadThe Cheese biscuit things there are the bomb.


Fuck yeah and so are the smoothies and Hot chocolate. I live down the street and visit that place often. Used to just leech their wifi now I actually give em some business lol
May 28 2019 6:45PM 1 0
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OCoffey
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May 28 2019 7:27PM 0 0
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HypeBeast
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Every time I see this thread title I read it as "things to do in THE hood..."
May 29 2019 4:36AM 0 0
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