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Dieting advice for skiing?

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Hi everyone, i am 13 years old and currently wanting to join the comp circuit next season. I can do rodeo 5,7, cork 7,9 all underflips unnat, 2p4 and super feds. I need to take my skiing to the next level if i want to compete against the cream of the crop at juniors next year.

would dieting help? im currently 5'4" and eating mainly what my parents feed me but ppl say i need to get down to 7% body fat so i can spin doubles and get sponsored by volkl so i can be on their am team.

this doctor named sebi and tells me to eat fruits and veggies and cut off meat while im training for doubles. will this help? anyone tried it? i need some fast advice so i can prepare for next winter


thanks,
daniel
May 19 2019 5:13PM
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chicken4dathotz
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I know Ahall injects wheatgrass and fermented brown rice protein powder but since you're not 6'11" I'd recommend just chewing on rubarb stalks. Also be sure to take your adderall everyday like everyone else that age. PS if no triples by age 15, literally give up.
May 19 2019 5:23PM
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B-100
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just get full tilts
May 19 2019 5:26PM
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CUMCAT
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FRUIT AHAHAHAAH I EAT DA FRUIT BECAUSE THATS WHAT SOME OLD BONER LOOKIN MAN TELLS ME TO DO. YOU SHOULD EAT DA FRUIT
May 19 2019 5:57PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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for racers I recommend eating a surplus of cock but for comp I recommend anything nicholas goeper eats.
May 19 2019 6:26PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Drink lots of monster and red bull

**This post was edited on May 19th 2019 at 6:46:19pm
May 19 2019 6:45PM
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CUMCAT
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Dogfartfor racers I recommend eating a surplus of cock but for comp I recommend anything nicholas goeper eats.


ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A SURPLUS OF COCKS
May 19 2019 6:47PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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CUMCATALSO HAPPENS TO BE A SURPLUS OF COCKS


Indeed
May 19 2019 6:58PM
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caleb_k
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Don’t listen to people u don’t need to be healthy and crap. That only matters when ur like 20
May 19 2019 8:30PM
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Pigeon.
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Make sure you eat a balanced diet of alkaline boosting fruits. Some veggies are okay but stick mostly to fruits. Reposting civil rights and health activists and random wooks with essays on their posts onto your instagram story will definitely get you more recognition, Volkl will be sure to notice you once get a "K" after your follower count. Aside from that, stay away from mountain dew and make sure you drink a lot of lemon/ginger infused water to keep your internal pH balance at a good level. The closer your pH balance is to 7 the more you can spin so keep an eye on that.
May 19 2019 9:10PM
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*YungBuckwheat*
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Hahaha, pro skiers are literally the most unhealthy discipline of athletes.
May 19 2019 9:27PM
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HaydenB
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My friend Abraham Cain always listens to his coach and his doctor, he's gotten really far
May 19 2019 9:46PM
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DirtYStylE
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Ski fast, eat ass™️
May 19 2019 10:08PM
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Brule.
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Pigeon.Make sure you eat a balanced diet of alkaline boosting fruits. Some veggies are okay but stick mostly to fruits. Reposting civil rights and health activists and random wooks with essays on their posts onto your instagram story will definitely get you more recognition, Volkl will be sure to notice you once get a "K" after your follower count. Aside from that, stay away from mountain dew and make sure you drink a lot of lemon/ginger infused water to keep your internal pH balance at a good level. The closer your pH balance is to 7 the more you can spin so keep an eye on that.


This. I heard that a raw food and fruit-based diet is not only healthy, but it also is better for reducing environmental waste. If you want to spin to win then do it while setting a good example on society, not to mention shit on everyone that eats meat and other artificial foods.
May 19 2019 10:40PM
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skiguy04
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Never eat meat
May 19 2019 11:19PM
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Bdoobz
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Doritos and mountain dew exclusively
May 19 2019 11:21PM
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Pigeon.
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Brule.This. I heard that a raw food and fruit-based diet is not only healthy, but it also is better for reducing environmental waste. If you want to spin to win then do it while setting a good example on society, not to mention shit on everyone that eats meat and other artificial foods.


finally a like minded woke individual on this site. totally agree with you man, makes me sick to my stomach when people pull up to comps not driving hybrids or eating hot dogs in the parking lot. like how do you expect to spin more than 450 with a stomach full of processed meat? fucking idiots.
May 19 2019 11:28PM
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Dumpcone
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EAT DOG...FOR THE CULTURE
May 20 2019 12:02AM
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Dumpcone
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In all seriousness. Are vishnus good for jumps??
May 20 2019 12:08AM
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Dangus13
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Nicotine plus caffeine equals protein. Keep your Juul charged and make sure to have a Monster. Spins will follow
May 20 2019 12:11AM
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druseph33
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Shitty beer and hot dogs are all you need my dude
May 20 2019 1:05AM
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garbagemon
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hire ankilla guy from Instagram to be your personal trainer and nutritionist. heard he recommends tasting own ejac no less than twice a day
May 20 2019 1:29AM
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DesertStix
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garbagemonhire ankilla guy from Instagram to be your personal trainer and nutritionist. heard he recommends tasting own ejac no less than twice a day


He ain’t only on IG, he’s on here as well. His fashion choices are beyond sus but can’t hate on dude for trying to be healthy
May 20 2019 3:24AM
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ChadThundercock
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No, you're some fucking retard in his early 20's who wastes too much time on a skiing website
May 20 2019 6:31AM
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s.j.mitchell
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Add As many scoops of cork powder possible into your daily wheat grass smoothie
May 20 2019 9:51AM
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Edwonderboy
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Pigeon.Make sure you eat a balanced diet of alkaline boosting fruits. Some veggies are okay but stick mostly to fruits. Reposting civil rights and health activists and random wooks with essays on their posts onto your instagram story will definitely get you more recognition, Volkl will be sure to notice you once get a "K" after your follower count. Aside from that, stay away from mountain dew and make sure you drink a lot of lemon/ginger infused water to keep your internal pH balance at a good level. The closer your pH balance is to 7 the more you can spin so keep an eye on that.


You forgot about owning Health Gang merch and living by their insta posts.
May 20 2019 10:41AM
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_____alfredo____
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everyone knows a balanced diet is fucking bullshit. fruit cures all diseases
May 20 2019 12:35PM
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abar.
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I've been eating nothing but fruits for 4 months straight and I'm literally shitting black plaque. It feels great. Veggies are ok too, but don't eat fungi, they have foreign dna.
May 20 2019 12:53PM
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HuumeHippi
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Weed and monster, worked for henrik
May 20 2019 1:02PM
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eheath
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ChadThundercockNo, you're some fucking retard in his early 20's who wastes too much time on a skiing website


that's rich coming from you bruh
May 20 2019 1:17PM
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SofaKingSick
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all of this advice is worthless if you're not activating your almonds tho
May 20 2019 1:35PM
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bolake
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eat Volkl skis and consume Redbull with the shell and you can snack on picture organic Bronson sweatshirts
May 20 2019 1:37PM
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Steezemann21
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Here’s a diet to take your skiing to the next level. Marijuana
May 20 2019 3:28PM
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crustyboot.420
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Boi just go to the damn bootfitter
May 20 2019 4:19PM
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Pigeon.
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EdwonderboyYou forgot about owning Health Gang merch and living by their insta posts.


o fuck. i forgot about health gang, im just so healthy it didnt cross my mind
May 20 2019 6:38PM
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iFlip
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Ask eheath for advice. Then do the exact opposite.

May 20 2019 6:48PM
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DesertStix
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iFlipAsk eheath for advice. Then do the exact opposite.



You wrong for that
May 20 2019 6:58PM
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X_ANKILLA
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See this is what I call INFLUENCE.

But yeah dawg, eat a Raw diet, mostly of fruits. You’ll notice a positive benefit from that diet in just about every aspect of your life. You’ll notice the increased energy right off the bat. So smash as much fruit as you want dawg. Shit can’t hurt ya at all.

Feel free to DM me on insta @x_ankilla,
I can help with your transition and any questions.
May 20 2019 7:59PM
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Pigeon.
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X_ANKILLASee this is what I call INFLUENCE.

But yeah dawg, eat a Raw diet, mostly of fruits. You’ll notice a positive benefit from that diet in just about every aspect of your life. You’ll notice the increased energy right off the bat. So smash as much fruit as you want dawg. Shit can’t hurt ya at all.

Feel free to DM me on insta @x_ankilla,
I can help with your transition and any questions.


see this is what i call getting CLOWNED ON
May 20 2019 8:46PM
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CUMCAT
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X_ANKILLASee this is what I call INFLUENCE.

But yeah dawg, eat a Raw diet, mostly of fruits. You’ll notice a positive benefit from that diet in just about every aspect of your life. You’ll notice the increased energy right off the bat. So smash as much fruit as you want dawg. Shit can’t hurt ya at all.

Feel free to DM me on insta @x_ankilla,
I can help with your transition and any questions.


HOW DO YOU PEEL DA BA-NA-NA, LIKE A MONKEY OR DA TRADITIONAL METHOD?

**This post was edited on May 21st 2019 at 4:01:30am
May 21 2019 3:59AM
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X_ANKILLA
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CUMCATHOW DO YOU PEEL DA BA-NA-NA, LIKE A MONKEY OR DA TRADITIONAL METHOD?

**This post was edited on May 21st 2019 at 4:01:30am


Monkeys know what’s good, but I do that shit Traditional still.
May 21 2019 4:10AM
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CUMCAT
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X_ANKILLAMonkeys know what’s good, but I do that shit Traditional still.


I KNOW WHO IM GOING TO FOR ALL MY FRUIT BASED QUESTIONS.
May 21 2019 4:16AM
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X_ANKILLA
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CUMCATI KNOW WHO IM GOING TO FOR ALL MY FRUIT BASED QUESTIONS.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I gotchu homie,
I’ll even tell ya how I peel strawberries
May 21 2019 4:17AM
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CUMCAT
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X_ANKILLA👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I gotchu homie,
I’ll even tell ya how I peel strawberries


QUICK EXPLANATION PLEASE
May 21 2019 4:23AM
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bolake
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bolakeeat Volkl skis and consume Redbull with the shell and you can snack on picture organic Bronson sweatshirts

thought I should make a follow up to why you should eat volkl skis. skis=wood wood=cell cell=plant plant=salad salad=food
May 21 2019 9:06AM
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noah_jaff3
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Eat the Fagan twins, you’ll be able to super spin 4 times your age and eliminate unwanted instagram followers. Two birds with one stone
May 21 2019 12:41PM
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tmwtrmash
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Peanut butter on everything. Favorite food with peanut butter is definitely Alfredo and salad. It will step up your swerve game so you can out perform the competition. Fuck it, eat only peanut butter.
May 21 2019 12:44PM
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Grant_Tarbell
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ask ankilla hhahah
May 21 2019 1:56PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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eat grass and drink starbucks. go grunge
those dumbass indie people took away our vegan lifestyle. it used to be sad before, not being able to eat meat. and now they've made it not sad. it's really sad.

i really want to move to seattle. weed is legal, and that's where the grunge is at. if you want to maintain a good diet, you should live in seattle. just drink coke and eat cigarettes. i want to be in a stoner rock band and earn enough money for our band to move to seattle.
May 21 2019 2:19PM
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HaydenB
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satanworshippereat grass and drink starbucks. go grunge
those dumbass indie people took away our vegan lifestyle. it used to be sad before, not being able to eat meat. and now they've made it not sad. it's really sad.

i really want to move to seattle. weed is legal, and that's where the grunge is at. if you want to maintain a good diet, you should live in seattle. just drink coke and eat cigarettes. i want to be in a stoner rock band and earn enough money for our band to move to seattle.

Ok Kurt Cobain
May 21 2019 2:41PM
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Seekingseasons
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All I can say is if you fuckin on a white hoe, you really want a black bitch. Or so Ive heard.
May 21 2019 10:22PM
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