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How to get nut out of couch?

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heyynow
Posts: 4 - Karma: 28
I busted a fat one about 20-30 min ago all over my couch and let it dry.
How do I get the stain out? Licking it did not work.
Apr 23 2019 5:25PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Apr 23 2019 5:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
summer nsg is here
Apr 23 2019 5:54PM
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Coochieman7
Posts: 266 - Karma: 1,318
These are the quality threads I've been waiting for
Apr 23 2019 6:41PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
Nut all over the rest of the couch to even it out
Apr 23 2019 6:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,448
Did you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?
Apr 23 2019 6:45PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Time to flip the cushions over
Apr 23 2019 6:47PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040
Have abih come over. She can suck dick juice out of anything
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM
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Coochieman7
Posts: 266 - Karma: 1,318
TRVP_ANGELDid you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?

You're pretty good at that are ya
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
i'll come lick it off
my tongue is very powerful
Apr 23 2019 11:21PM
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Ben_Dover
Posts: 45 - Karma: 88
Try burning it off
Apr 24 2019 9:34AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Burn the couch but say it accidentally caught on fire
Apr 24 2019 9:37AM
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chillsmaine
Posts: 7 - Karma: 11
I swear i sit in my class and read NS. This shit is so funny I always lol in class
Apr 24 2019 1:29PM
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Coochieman7
Posts: 266 - Karma: 1,318
Just googled it use epoxy and clamps
Apr 24 2019 1:41PM
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ahshit
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 3,024
the one downvote is a mod
Apr 24 2019 4:27PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
pee on it
Apr 24 2019 4:52PM
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TRVP__ANGEL
Posts: 1 - Karma: 21
Have you tried smearing human feces on it?
Apr 24 2019 5:04PM
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CUMCAT
Posts: 28 - Karma: 268
TRVP__ANGELHave you tried smearing human feces on it?


HEY SLUT I KNOW IT AIN'T THE REAL TRVP YO NAME GO ONTO A SECOND LINE HAHAHA DUMB LIL SLUUUUT

**This post was edited on Apr 24th 2019 at 5:37:41pm
Apr 24 2019 5:36PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,578
next time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap
Apr 24 2019 7:27PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
Posts: 277 - Karma: 566
baitnext time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap


Op has small pp so a jolly rancher wrapper should work
Apr 24 2019 10:04PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
Use roundup
Apr 24 2019 10:09PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1027 - Karma: 7,531
DolanReloadedUse roundup


monsanto approved
Apr 24 2019 11:20PM
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,308
use a girls vagina squirt juice to clean that sucker off
Apr 24 2019 11:21PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 10,320
This thread is disgusting
Apr 25 2019 12:34AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
AbiHThis thread is disgusting


If you don't like it, don't click it
Apr 25 2019 3:15AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Did you get it out
May 1 2019 8:33PM
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Jems
Posts: 7231 - Karma: 92,878
Ask August Ames over to help out
May 1 2019 11:50PM
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HaydenB
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 8,133
When you upvote and it adds 2😎
May 2 2019 1:03PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,938
deadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint
May 2 2019 4:14PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
iceddeadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint

You think you're disappointed?


I thought he dropped a peanut or something and it fell back into the area behind the cushions where it wasn't retrievable.
May 3 2019 6:19PM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
DogfartHave abih come over. She can suck dick juice out of anything


bump
Jun 21 2019 5:16PM
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dietcoke.man
Posts: 238 - Karma: 1,271
ahshitthe one downvote is a mod


eheath made 2 more accounts and downvoted thrice
Jun 21 2019 6:12PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
Go ask your mother
Jun 21 2019 6:22PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
How do I get nutt out of my butt?
Jun 21 2019 6:43PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,448
JemsAsk August Ames over to help out


Too soon
Jun 21 2019 8:40PM
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