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How to get nut out of couch?

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heyynow
Posts: 4 - Karma: 24
I busted a fat one about 20-30 min ago all over my couch and let it dry.
How do I get the stain out? Licking it did not work.
Apr 23 2019 5:25PM 23 3
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JAHpow
Posts: 6778 - Karma: 12,182
Apr 23 2019 5:43PM 9 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 46209 - Karma: 99,730
summer nsg is here
Apr 23 2019 5:54PM 39 1
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Coochieman7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,061
These are the quality threads I've been waiting for
Apr 23 2019 6:41PM 25 1
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 6,076
Nut all over the rest of the couch to even it out
Apr 23 2019 6:42PM 44 1
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 9363 - Karma: 57,622
Did you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?
Apr 23 2019 6:45PM 21 1
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 7,728
Time to flip the cushions over
Apr 23 2019 6:47PM 14 1
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 151 - Karma: 1,006
Have abih come over. She can suck dick juice out of anything
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM 23 2
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Coochieman7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,061
TRVP_ANGELDid you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?

You're pretty good at that are ya
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM 5 1
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dune_pilot
Posts: 3308 - Karma: 4,440
i'll come lick it off
my tongue is very powerful
Apr 23 2019 11:21PM 3 8
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Ben_Dover
Posts: 45 - Karma: 88
Try burning it off
Apr 24 2019 9:34AM 4 1
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 701 - Karma: 2,365
Burn the couch but say it accidentally caught on fire
Apr 24 2019 9:37AM 3 1
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chillsmaine
Posts: 7 - Karma: 11
I swear i sit in my class and read NS. This shit is so funny I always lol in class
Apr 24 2019 1:29PM 2 6
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Coochieman7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,061
Just googled it use epoxy and clamps
Apr 24 2019 1:41PM 10 1
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ahshit
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 2,789
the one downvote is a mod
Apr 24 2019 4:27PM 6 1
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roddy116
Posts: 10543 - Karma: 6,573
pee on it
Apr 24 2019 4:52PM 3 1
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TRVP__ANGEL
Posts: 1 - Karma: 21
Have you tried smearing human feces on it?
Apr 24 2019 5:04PM 5 1
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CUMCAT
Posts: 23 - Karma: 211
TRVP__ANGELHave you tried smearing human feces on it?


HEY SLUT I KNOW IT AIN'T THE REAL TRVP YO NAME GO ONTO A SECOND LINE HAHAHA DUMB LIL SLUUUUT

**This post was edited on Apr 24th 2019 at 5:37:41pm
Apr 24 2019 5:36PM 9 4
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bait
Posts: 1148 - Karma: 2,910
next time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap
Apr 24 2019 7:27PM 2 1
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BigdaddyPCMR
Posts: 277 - Karma: 561
baitnext time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap


Op has small pp so a jolly rancher wrapper should work
Apr 24 2019 10:04PM 7 1
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DolanReloaded
Posts: 3487 - Karma: -7,562
Use roundup
Apr 24 2019 10:09PM 2 1
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Idahoe
Posts: 739 - Karma: 4,458
DolanReloadedUse roundup


monsanto approved
Apr 24 2019 11:20PM 0 1
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,289
use a girls vagina squirt juice to clean that sucker off
Apr 24 2019 11:21PM 3 6
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AbiH
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 2,423
This thread is disgusting
Apr 25 2019 12:34AM 4 13
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2826 - Karma: 708
AbiHThis thread is disgusting


If you don't like it, don't click it
Apr 25 2019 3:15AM 9 2
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 701 - Karma: 2,365
Did you get it out
May 1 2019 8:33PM 1 0
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Jems
Posts: 872 - Karma: 2,434
Ask August Ames over to help out
May 1 2019 11:50PM 2 1
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PondyCrew
Posts: 755 - Karma: 3,182
When you upvote and it adds 2😎
May 2 2019 1:03PM 1 3
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iced
Posts: 2597 - Karma: 12,139
deadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint
May 2 2019 4:14PM 2 1
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TOAST.
Posts: 5396 - Karma: 7,257
iceddeadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint

You think you're disappointed?


I thought he dropped a peanut or something and it fell back into the area behind the cushions where it wasn't retrievable.
May 3 2019 6:19PM 3 0
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 843
DogfartHave abih come over. She can suck dick juice out of anything


bump
Jun 21 2019 5:16PM 0 2
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dietcoke.man
Posts: 184 - Karma: 553
ahshitthe one downvote is a mod


eheath made 2 more accounts and downvoted thrice
Jun 21 2019 6:12PM 1 0
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Tnski
Posts: 2172 - Karma: 4,716
Go ask your mother
Jun 21 2019 6:22PM 1 0
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 500 - Karma: 1,705
How do I get nutt out of my butt?
Jun 21 2019 6:43PM 1 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 9363 - Karma: 57,622
JemsAsk August Ames over to help out


Too soon
Jun 21 2019 8:40PM 1 0
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