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How to get nut out of couch?

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heyynow
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I busted a fat one about 20-30 min ago all over my couch and let it dry.
How do I get the stain out? Licking it did not work.
Apr 23 2019 5:25PM
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JAHpow
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Apr 23 2019 5:43PM
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theabortionator
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summer nsg is here
Apr 23 2019 5:54PM
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Coochieman7
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These are the quality threads I've been waiting for
Apr 23 2019 6:41PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Nut all over the rest of the couch to even it out
Apr 23 2019 6:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Did you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?
Apr 23 2019 6:45PM
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DirtYStylE
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Time to flip the cushions over
Apr 23 2019 6:47PM
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Dogfart
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Have abih come over. She can suck dick juice out of anything
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM
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Coochieman7
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TRVP_ANGELDid you try suctioning it with your entire mouth?

You're pretty good at that are ya
Apr 23 2019 6:48PM
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satanworshipper
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i'll come lick it off
my tongue is very powerful
Apr 23 2019 11:21PM
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Ben_Dover
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Try burning it off
Apr 24 2019 9:34AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Burn the couch but say it accidentally caught on fire
Apr 24 2019 9:37AM
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chillsmaine
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I swear i sit in my class and read NS. This shit is so funny I always lol in class
Apr 24 2019 1:29PM
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Coochieman7
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Just googled it use epoxy and clamps
Apr 24 2019 1:41PM
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comm
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the one downvote is a mod
Apr 24 2019 4:27PM
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roddy116
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pee on it
Apr 24 2019 4:52PM
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TRVP__ANGEL
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Have you tried smearing human feces on it?
Apr 24 2019 5:04PM
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CUMCAT
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TRVP__ANGELHave you tried smearing human feces on it?


HEY SLUT I KNOW IT AIN'T THE REAL TRVP YO NAME GO ONTO A SECOND LINE HAHAHA DUMB LIL SLUUUUT

**This post was edited on Apr 24th 2019 at 5:37:41pm
Apr 24 2019 5:36PM
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bait
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next time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap
Apr 24 2019 7:27PM
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SouljaBoy
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baitnext time use a condom, or an empty Snickers wrapper if your cheap


Op has small pp so a jolly rancher wrapper should work
Apr 24 2019 10:04PM
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DolanReloaded
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Use roundup
Apr 24 2019 10:09PM
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Idahoe
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DolanReloadedUse roundup


monsanto approved
Apr 24 2019 11:20PM
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DieselFords
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use a girls vagina squirt juice to clean that sucker off
Apr 24 2019 11:21PM
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AbiH
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This thread is disgusting
Apr 25 2019 12:34AM
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ChadThundercock
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AbiHThis thread is disgusting


If you don't like it, don't click it
Apr 25 2019 3:15AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Did you get it out
May 1 2019 8:33PM
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Jems
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Ask August Ames over to help out
May 1 2019 11:50PM
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ShaqDaddy
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When you upvote and it adds 2😎
May 2 2019 1:03PM
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iced
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deadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint
May 2 2019 4:14PM
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TOAST.
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iceddeadass i thought this would be about testicles stuck in couches

way to dissapoint

You think you're disappointed?


I thought he dropped a peanut or something and it fell back into the area behind the cushions where it wasn't retrievable.
May 3 2019 6:19PM
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