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What is your mating call

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dune_pilot
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^^^
Apr 5 2019 3:52PM 2 1
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TRVP_ANGEL
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A few ferraris on the gram
Apr 5 2019 4:01PM 5 0
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mystery3
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Kuuu lu kuku ku lu kuku!
Apr 5 2019 4:21PM 2 0
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SendyMcSendyface
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wookie noises
Apr 5 2019 5:44PM 3 0
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Govygen_gourmet
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A very bad elk bugle type of sound
Apr 5 2019 6:17PM 3 0
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oldmanski
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Benjamin Franklin, the ladies like him.
Apr 5 2019 6:19PM 4 0
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everlast
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TRVP_ANGELA few ferraris on the gram


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**This post was edited on Apr 5th 2019 at 10:15:43pm
Apr 5 2019 6:37PM 1 4
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Bdoobz
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Trying to imitate the keyboards from the final countdown with my mouth
Apr 5 2019 7:41PM 3 0
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apyr
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NI!
Apr 5 2019 8:21PM 1 0
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FruitBootPro
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penis stiffy uhh
cum real sticky uhh
Apr 5 2019 8:43PM 1 4
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iced
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3 balls slapping together with an exited yet painful howl
Apr 5 2019 9:40PM 2 0
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everlast
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What is yours?
Apr 5 2019 10:14PM 1 0
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dune_pilot
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CosmoDuffWhat is yours?

Baaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm (doom metal noises)

**This post was edited on Apr 5th 2019 at 10:47:58pm
Apr 5 2019 10:46PM 2 1
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Coochieman7
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Shitting on the carpet
Apr 6 2019 1:11AM 3 1
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everlast
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Coochieman7Shitting on the carpet


Do u ever sniff a seat that a hot girl sat on? I was in the LA airport once and Paris Hilton was getting off first class and I quickly ran up to the seat right after she got off the chair to sniff it and I held up the plane for like 30 minutes
Apr 6 2019 1:23AM 5 5
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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Barking like Henrik
Apr 6 2019 9:25PM 6 0
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everlast
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Spartans!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
Apr 6 2019 9:40PM 1 0
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ChadThundercock
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Can I get your numbuh
Apr 7 2019 10:05AM 1 0
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theabortionator
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Tap a credit card on the counter, they will come...
Apr 7 2019 5:02PM 8 1
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Filet-O-Fish
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"I have just enough problems to keep you interested, cause bitches love tryna fix men"
Apr 7 2019 7:14PM 1 1
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beckums
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YEEEEWWW
Apr 7 2019 9:34PM 2 0
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Rum_Ham
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grunting while tomohawking under the chair lift and cursing in frustration while I hike back up to my skis
Apr 8 2019 2:50AM 2 0
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iProgoalie
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Skkkkeeeerrrrrrp skrrp skrrp
Apr 8 2019 3:10AM 1 0
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Str8FreshTap
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https://youtu.be/BYjsH4SdTLU
Apr 8 2019 11:34AM 3 0
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oldworld_newlife
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Nose butter 3 and a Blues scale
Apr 12 2019 8:57AM 1 0
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dune_pilot
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midwesternmaniacNose butter 3 and a Blues scale


Ah yes- The pentatonic scale. If it weren’t for that scale, what would doom metal be?
Apr 12 2019 10:04AM 0 0
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oldworld_newlife
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satanworshipperAh yes- The pentatonic scale. If it weren’t for that scale, what would doom metal be?


What would all music be lol
Apr 12 2019 10:07AM 0 0
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HypeBeast
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theabortionatorTap a credit card on the counter, they will come...


This is hilariously funny and true
Apr 12 2019 10:22AM 0 0
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dune_pilot
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midwesternmaniacWhat would all music be lol


exactly!
Apr 12 2019 10:33AM 1 0
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CatdickBojangles
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I just shake a pill bottle and they come running.
Apr 12 2019 11:33AM 2 0
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DummyBears
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Releasing gaseous noises.
Apr 12 2019 12:10PM 2 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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Sup bb girl wuu2 ;)
Apr 13 2019 4:48AM 1 0
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