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Made dinner for the first time AMA!

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TRVP_ANGEL
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after being kicked out of my parents house (long story there, will save for another AMA), I had to quickly learn the culinary skills required to sustain a human being. It wasn't easy but i'm proud to represent my first gourmet meal that i've cooked up. I like to call it the porc a la carte. Currently submitting it for a michelin star review.

Ingredients:
- Fresh premium PORK Loin (straight from the chop house)
- small premo russet potatoes
- Green beans (PROTIP: do not season them, they taste best boiled)
- Thyme, herbs and garlic.

Total Cost: $5.59 - Trying to watch my weight here so I might have only one more plate of this after i'm done (gettting close to the 10 stones mark)



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Mar 22 2019 11:21AM
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everlast
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Shut the fuck up, Dogfart.
Mar 22 2019 12:36PM
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Lonely
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My DMCA takedown is inbound you degenerate
Mar 22 2019 1:00PM
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.grunt.
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Do you cater? I'd like you to cook for my bar mitzvah
Mar 22 2019 1:56PM
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PeppermillReno
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I had my own gondola down from Heavenly and jerked off on it BC I haven’t got much privacy this trip sharing a room with my friends. I thought you’d like to know this dogfart.
Mar 22 2019 3:13PM
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