I was playing some retarded would-you-rathers, and I came across one that seemed rather interesting. It was "Would you rather have dreads or go bald?". Obviously I picked dreads, because if you have dreads 1. you have hair 2. you look cool as fuck 3. and all the inspired crew have dreads and they are the best skiers in the game. But guess what, APPARENTLY more people want to go bald. All those people who voted for going bald in my opinion are a bunch of дурак's.
So, would you rather have dreads or go bald?