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Getting wrekt by the dick on a donkey dick rail

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BackWoods420
Posts: 236 - Karma: 463
Just wanna hear stories about people eating shit cause of the dick on a donkey dick rail.

I’ll start.

I tried to slide my first dfd. I kept falling off on the last down. Finally i didnt fall off and i was ready to jump off, but there was a donkey dick at the end and i completely lost balance. Fell face first and got a bloody nose and my teeth were bleeding. As i walked into the lodge at northstar everyone stared at me.
Feb 12 2019 1:54PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,691
My girlfriend left me for a donkey dick
Feb 12 2019 2:16PM
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Not_Good
Posts: 210 - Karma: 770
loshMy girlfriend left me for a donkey dick


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Feb 12 2019 7:40PM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 25,221
i was learning switch lips i didn't lock in all the way i slid off and hit the rail wound up busting my knee open the blood went through 5 layers
Feb 13 2019 3:04PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2561 - Karma: 4,135
Thegenericskieri was learning switch lips i didn't lock in all the way i slid off and hit the rail wound up busting my knee open the blood went through 5 layers


im more concerned that you were wearing FIVE layers of clothing over your legs
Feb 13 2019 3:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51296 - Karma: 157,980
Broke my collarbone on our dfd donkey z tube. Was coming off slighly outside but ttied to spon off he kink anyway. Hooked up and slammed.
Feb 13 2019 3:56PM
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Non_State_Actor
Posts: 4612 - Karma: 16,019
theabortionatorBroke my collarbone on our dfd donkey z tube. Was coming off slighly outside but ttied to spon off he kink anyway. Hooked up and slammed.


Yeah...but don't you break your collarbone on everything?
Feb 13 2019 4:43PM
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theabortionator
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mystery3Yeah...but don't you break your collarbone on everything?


That was only my second time. Well I rebroke it in the healing process once but that doesn't really count.
Feb 13 2019 4:47PM
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