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Shit to do in Florida

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tsingtaofanatic
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Will be heading to Florida over my break. Any particular places I need to visit? Things I need to do?
Thanks!
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/924235/Flo-Rida---Right-RoundYou have to listen to this when you get in the airport
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shinbangclan
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eat, fight, marry a gator
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GayWolf420
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kickflip over a gator and ride a fanboat to look at gators
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deletedddd
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get really depressed bc you cant ski
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Slush
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fuck a gator in the ass
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PsychicMigration
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Girls and beaches besides that there is absolutely nothing.
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Youngm_IPCME
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Depends on where in Florida you are. Costal -> beach, inland (south) -> swamp things, inland -> visit the other two. Regardless, you should check out the Kennedy Space Center before it shuts down again.

Also, food. Get yourself a legit cubano while there.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2019 at 12:18:26pm
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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Commit a felony
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skierman
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Push over old people as part of a Youtube prank series.
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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skiermanPush over old people as part of a Youtube prank series.


"you remain the newschoolers king!"
- Morel

Very funny!
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SnickleFriz
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burglary, incest, drugs, gator bestiality, I'll let you know if I can think of summore
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theabortionator
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Smoke meth and ride fanboats around the swamps
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skiguy04
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Just got back from Miami

Get a tan on the beach and talk to some chicks or at the very least walk around in some flip flops
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tsingtaofanatic
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skiguy04Just got back from Miami

Get a tan on the beach and talk to some chicks or at the very least walk around in some flip flops



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kingsskier
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theabortionatorSmoke meth and ride fanboats around the swamps


This about sums it up. Also, be an old person.
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Dylan_
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Coke.
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McNoche
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Eat ass
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HypeBeast
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Depends where you are going? Where you going?

I personally don't care for Florida but there's stuff to do if you use something called Google. If you wanna pay for stuff, you can drive race cars, skydive, deep sea fishing, jetski, etc. Get drunk.

I went to a sea turtle hospital once. It was actually pretty cool.
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Rusticles
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Cable parks in Orlando if you’re into wakeboarding
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skiguy04
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Check out some metal shows
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.frenchy
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im 30 min from FL
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tsingtaofanatic
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.frenchyim 30 min from FL


Thats fucking close
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tsingtaofanatic
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skiguy04Check out some metal shows


Already found two shows I’m going too!
6 years ago
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Coochieman7
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Commit a crime then blame it on a meth head in the streets
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Rum_Ham
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Golf, beaches, rent a jet ski, clubbing, hang out with old people
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Titus69
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Be a weird fuck and end up in the news for throwing a gator at a playground or something
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Mingg
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Disney world.
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Em2bella234
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Saint Augustine’s pretty cool. Also check out a swamp ride or actually hunt for gator.
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Cole9
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This sums up the swamp part of Florida pretty well...
https://youtu.be/NUrFeWJDByw
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bolake
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wheres the best skiing in Florida lol
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theBearJew
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Go to Publix(grocery story chain) head to the deli/hot counter and get a pub sub. Buffalo chicken tender sub. Mix that buffalo sauce with their chipotle sauce, dash a bit of ranch on it if you're into that.

Pretty much the best thing to do in FL this time of year is just not be cold. So wear shorts and a t-shirt the entire time and enjoy.
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tsingtaofanatic
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Will do
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Iraq_Lobster
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whatever you do just watch out for Florida Man. Stay safe.
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ChadThundercock
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Go to fuckin disneyworld and slather sunscreen on some wrinkley retiree
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