OK, so I had an amazing idea that does not help anything but I find it absolutely hilarious.
What if, when the lifties (or the automatic scanner) pass scanner played a specific recording when you scan your pass. For example, instead of a beeping noise (to indicate that you can pass through), it should be a voice recording of your choice. But it's specific to YOU.
Like, imagine if I scanned my pass and it would play a voice recording of "MY ANKLES ARE BROKE!!!" and my friend scanned their pass and it would play "BOOM BOMB CONNECT". Like, wouldn't that be so rad??
What would you want your pass to play?