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I present to you the 6,350$ Ski

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freestyler540
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https://www.sportinglife.ca/en-CA/equipment/ski/alpine-skis/adult-alpine-skis/bogner-bamboo-allterrain-ski-24914939.html?dwvar_24914939_color=006&dwvar_24914939_size=171&cgid=equipment-ski-alpine-skis-adult#sz=12&start=73

So what does 6 thousand bucks give you? Bogner Bamboo All terrain ski! Made in Germany, handcrafted from bamboo, 70mm underfoot this ski has plenty of reasons to gouge the living fuck out of you.
Jan 26 2019 8:40PM
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Seekingseasons
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Yikes
Jan 26 2019 8:48PM
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drbecks
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I like how the “We Also Recommend” items are a bamboo helmet, and a pair of googles with fur trim. I think they have the target demographic totally nailed.
Jan 26 2019 8:55PM
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Lemuel
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https://blog.carbonfibergear.com/9800-carbon-fiber-skis-by-zai-and-bentley/

We were selling these in a shop I worked out. I loved the way they skied actually; super heavy, full rocker. Mashed through anything and were ridiculously fast.
Jan 26 2019 8:56PM
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freestyler540
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drbecksI like how the “We Also Recommend” items are a bamboo helmet, and a pair of googles with fur trim. I think they have the target demographic totally nailed.

Those goggles are 725$, 3 times the price of a decent pair
Jan 26 2019 9:08PM
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FruitBootPro
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What the actual fuck? Who thought this was a good idea???
Jan 26 2019 9:11PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Lemuelhttps://blog.carbonfibergear.com/9800-carbon-fiber-skis-by-zai-and-bentley/

We were selling these in a shop I worked out. I loved the way they skied actually; super heavy, full rocker. Mashed through anything and were ridiculously fast.


Saw some of these at the toronto snow show last year. Interesting looking, but the shovel on that supposed pow ski looks very counter-productive

Jan 26 2019 9:33PM
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SofaKingSick
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These skis for the price of used cars and they put these lame ass bindings on them... 😔

It’s like they’re pretending we didn’t see those gold pivots on the Foil skis
Jan 26 2019 10:34PM
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VragBikernes
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what the fuck is that snow goggle thing under "we also recommend"? That's some swedish chef lookin shit
Jan 26 2019 11:18PM
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beckums
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freestyler540So what does 6 thousand bucks give you?


Glorified chopsticks.
Jan 26 2019 11:21PM
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snowfinder
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Look up foil skis. I believe they start at 25,000.
Jan 26 2019 11:22PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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freestyler540Those goggles are 725$, 3 times the price of a decent pair


LOL
Jan 26 2019 11:47PM
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oldworld_newlife
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These would probably get outskii'd by V wets
Jan 27 2019 12:02AM
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Sharko
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But it’s Canadian dollars, so it’s like 100 bucks right?

Those goggles look like Mia Khalifa’s eyebrows
Jan 27 2019 1:01AM
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eheeth
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gonna cop those fendi goggles to wear with my gucci outerwear no question
Jan 27 2019 1:32AM
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Dunderflip
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no lie the fucking eyebrow goggles are sick. im trying to look like ebenezer scrooge on the piste
Jan 27 2019 1:52AM
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Cryptno
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Honestly, I would never pay that for skis but it's a lifestyle company not a ski company. If i could drop 7k Willy nilly then yeah I would get a pair as a status shmbol. A 500 dollar Swiss made watch could provide the same utility as a 18 million dollar Richard mille watch, it's just a instance where I want it because I can have it. That being said can we talk about kastle, they charge 2500 for skis and you don't pay for the name. I can't imagine ut skis twice or tree times as good as anything else.
Jan 27 2019 10:33AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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**This post was edited on Jan 27th 2019 at 10:38:45am
Jan 27 2019 10:36AM
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Sharko
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Cryptno If i could drop 7k Willy nilly then yeah I would get a pair as a status shmbol. [/QUOTEReally? If you had this kind of money, these glorified rental skis are what you would spend it on? Not like traveling the world or donating to a children’s cancer fund?
Jan 27 2019 11:18AM
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CalumSKI
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these goggles are like something straight out of a dr seuss book
Jan 27 2019 11:33AM
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Jems
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Some rich kid who goes to breck 3 times a year will flex these in the park with his b & e full tilts and full north face outfit

then catching an edge throwing a 180
Jan 27 2019 9:11PM
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Hansel9001
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Anybody who spends more than 500 on skis is a spoiled fucking jackass
Jan 27 2019 9:45PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Hansel9001Anybody who spends more than 500 on skis is a spoiled fucking jackass


Spoiled jackass checking in!
Jan 27 2019 10:04PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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drbecksI like how the “We Also Recommend” items are a bamboo helmet, and a pair of googles with fur trim. I think they have the target demographic totally nailed.


probably based on actual sales pattern. which means there are jerries on the hill right now zooming down wearing 10k net worth
Jan 27 2019 10:22PM
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Sharko
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Hansel9001Anybody who spends more than 500 on skis is a spoiled fucking jackass

Or just a regular person with a job.
Jan 27 2019 11:45PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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would eat ramen with them 10/10

**This post was edited on Jan 28th 2019 at 1:45:32am
Jan 28 2019 1:45AM
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Cryptno
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SharkoReally? If you had this kind of money, these glorified rental skis are what you would spend it on? Not like traveling the world or donating to a children’s cancer fund?

If you read my comment I was implying that you have the money to blow meaning you could also travel the world or fight children's cancer
Jan 28 2019 8:22AM
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freestyler540
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Hansel9001Anybody who spends more than 500 on skis is a spoiled fucking jackass

I own a couple skis worth way more than 500$. They are really terrain specific. My DPS Wailer99 tour 1 are my touring contest/ultralight setup and my factions CT4 are geared to be great freeride skis.

I can afford them and make sufficient cash over the entirety of the summer to sustain skiing all winter. Budgeting and financial responsibility is the secret to afford high end skis.

But 6,000$ for bamboo skis? they have no added performance, nothing that sets it apart to justify its cost. Will I spend a thousand hard earned bucks for a ski that is lighter/ stronger and has a wider range of uses that I need? yeah, of course. Just means I gotta work a few more shifts.
Jan 28 2019 10:16AM
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onenerdykid
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drbecksI like how the “We Also Recommend” items are a bamboo helmet, and a pair of googles with fur trim. I think they have the target demographic totally nailed.


Welcome to skiing in Europe. You wouldn't believe the conversations I have about "how ski boots should really be"...
Jan 28 2019 11:30AM
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snowfinder
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onenerdykidWelcome to skiing in Europe. You wouldn't believe the conversations I have about "how ski boots should really be"...


was rear entry one of the conversations?
Jan 28 2019 11:46AM
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onenerdykid
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snowfinderwas rear entry one of the conversations?


That was a no-brainer compared to the shit I hear
Jan 28 2019 1:54PM
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Rum_Ham
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onenerdykidThat was a no-brainer compared to the shit I hear


Please elaborate
Jan 28 2019 4:42PM
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powpatrol
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onenerdykidWelcome to skiing in Europe. You wouldn't believe the conversations I have about "how ski boots should really be"...


I’m with you on this one,go to any of the big name resorts; Verbier,Zermatt,Courchevel and you’ll see the richest of the rich gracefully skiing blues with these exact skis and fully decked out in Gucci etc.
Also /claim I rode a gondola with an Arabian prince who’s 3 huge bodyguards all had those old Atomic Livefit boots
Jan 28 2019 4:53PM
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Sharko
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Rum_HamPlease elaborate


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Jan 28 2019 4:53PM
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Seekingseasons
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onenerdykidThat was a no-brainer compared to the shit I hear

Curious
Jan 28 2019 6:19PM
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onenerdykid
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Rum_HamPlease elaborate

When you see the helmets and goggles that are "recommended" for this ski, just apply that same design approach to ski boots and that's the shit I get told to make (from certain retailers).

powpatrolI’m with you on this one,go to any of the big name resorts; Verbier,Zermatt,Courchevel and you’ll see the richest of the rich gracefully skiing blues with these exact skis and fully decked out in Gucci etc.
Also /claim I rode a gondola with an Arabian prince who’s 3 huge bodyguards all had those old Atomic Livefit boots


True story: I was in St. Moritz, Switzerland (the kind of place where a week at certain chalets will run you 100,000€) and one of the shops I had a meeting with was talking about a princess from the Middle East that they assisted when she was on holiday. She wanted to go on a hike in the mountains with her entourage but didn't want to take the local horses. So naturally she had her personal camels flown in instead.

This is the kind of money that exists in skiing, in Europe. It's absolutely mental.
Jan 29 2019 3:11AM
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Rodigan
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Hansel9001Anybody who spends more than 500 on skis is a spoiled fucking jackass


oh bless, one day you will be an adult, be able to fund your own existence and buy all the Bogner you ever desired.
Jan 29 2019 4:32AM
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Pipe_Munky
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onenerdykidWhen you see the helmets and goggles that are "recommended" for this ski, just apply that same design approach to ski boots and that's the shit I get told to make (from certain retailers).
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What retailer do we blame for the new rear-entry boot?

People need to know the retailer selling these skis. Sporting Life caters to a high-end, very wealthy customer base that primarily skis at private ski clubs in Ontario, Canada. This has changed a bit since they've expanded across the country but the target demographic remains the same. Their stores have a massive section strictly for Canada Goose jackets, the sell tons of Bogner, Hugo Boss, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, Prada, etc...

In the case of these Bogner skis, since they only offer it in a 171cm I would imagine there's only one pair available in the entire chain and it's very likely on consignment given the amount of Bogner clothing they sell. Also, someone in their demographic certainly will be buy those Fendi goggles simply because they're Fendi
Jan 29 2019 10:30AM
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