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weastcoat
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Shoutout all the ski patrol women. They’re all so chill about everything. Young or old. This past weekend I popped out of a closed trail right in front of one and she just waved to us and smiled.

On the other hand you get those older guys who think they’re entitled to everything and only check
Passes in the park. Nowhere else. And if you come into the lift line above 3mph they’ll clip your pass.

Lady patrollers > old geezer patrollers.
Jan 14 2019 11:55PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3242 - Karma: 36,771
What op is tryna say is he prefers older women over older men.
Jan 15 2019 12:11AM
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Hansel9001
Posts: 197 - Karma: -74
Any patroller who acts like a cop is probly angry they have no talent.
Jan 15 2019 1:37AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
So true
Lady patrollers are always so sick and just awesome people in general
Big props to them
Jan 15 2019 1:57AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13056 - Karma: 18,379
Young_pattyWhat op is tryna say is he prefers older women over older men.

You would have to be crazy to admit the opposite...
Jan 15 2019 5:44AM
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Pipe_Munky
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Young_pattyWhat op is tryna say is he prefers older women over older men.


Older women know shit...
Jan 15 2019 10:24AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Why tf you duckin' ropes? Rook move. Take a lap.
Jan 15 2019 11:20AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 29,044
Ski Patrol is fucking tight. They recognize when you're skiing within your limits and not creating a dangerous situation for others. Plus, most of them rip 10x harder than me.

Yellow Jackets/Wardens/Resort Staff/Volunteers are the ones who blow sack, dont understand anything and assume fast = bad.
Jan 15 2019 11:29AM
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Narcopus
Posts: 148 - Karma: 556
GrandThingsSki Patrol is fucking tight. They recognize when you're skiing within your limits and not creating a dangerous situation for others. Plus, most of them rip 10x harder than me.

Yellow Jackets/Wardens/Resort Staff/Volunteers are the ones who blow sack, dont understand anything and assume fast = bad.


Ski patrol is bitches at my local east coast resort. I got yelled at for going down a 5 foot drop that wasn’t roped off and was onto a marked path. He said “I could have hit someone” but like I checked for people coming cause I’m not fucking stupid
Jan 15 2019 12:14PM
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skiguy04
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Idk wtf you’re not talking about - they good if you knock yourself out like a light but there’s only one type of person I dislike and that’s anybody trying to stop me from skiing fast as fuck
Jan 15 2019 12:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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BiffbarfWhy tf you duckin' ropes? Rook move. Take a lap.


Obvious park rat comment
Jan 15 2019 1:50PM
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parkerblu
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Patroller < any other skiiers on the hill
Most patrollers have a stick up their ass

I swear they live to stomp out my jumps
Jan 15 2019 1:56PM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 29,044
NarcopusSki patrol is bitches at my local east coast resort. I got yelled at for going down a 5 foot drop that wasn’t roped off and was onto a marked path. He said “I could have hit someone” but like I checked for people coming cause I’m not fucking stupid


What mountain? I'm gunna guess Okemo. (Had some bad experiences with patrol there)
Jan 15 2019 2:30PM
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Narcopus
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GrandThingsWhat mountain? I'm gunna guess Okemo. (Had some bad experiences with patrol there)


Liberty mountain in southern PA. I’m down south on a tiny mountain, wish I was at okemo I had a great time when I went there lol
Jan 15 2019 2:35PM
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Str8FreshTap
Posts: 58 - Karma: 488
weastcoastShoutout all the ski patrol women. They’re all so chill about everything. Young or old. This past weekend I popped out of a closed trail right in front of one and she just waved to us and smiled.

On the other hand you get those older guys who think they’re entitled to everything and only check
Passes in the park. Nowhere else. And if you come into the lift line above 3mph they’ll clip your pass.

Lady patrollers > old geezer patrollers.


White Knight Level: 87, much respect my dude! 👌🏼
Jan 15 2019 11:46PM
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vibecheck
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Jan 15 2019 11:48PM
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everlast
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NarcopusLiberty mountain in southern PA. I’m down south on a tiny mountain, wish I was at okemo I had a great time when I went there lol


who the fuck skis Liberty Mountain?
Jan 15 2019 11:48PM
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tahoearmada20
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Ive had the opposite experience here in tahoe... the female patrollers are the ones most likely to pull your pass
Jan 16 2019 12:18AM
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ezav
Posts: 185 - Karma: 626
NarcopusSki patrol is bitches at my local east coast resort. I got yelled at for going down a 5 foot drop that wasn’t roped off and was onto a marked path. He said “I could have hit someone” but like I checked for people coming cause I’m not fucking stupid

out of most of the mountains in the area ive only ever had problems here. patrollers are always ready to bust anyones balls for skiing faster than brisk walking pace on the back side
everlastwho the fuck skis Liberty Mountain?

people that dont wanna drive 4+ hrs to springs every weekend
Jan 16 2019 12:41AM
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AbiH
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Haha I love this thread

Our patrol literally builds side kickers! In fact even this summer we built a tree jump for the locals. Pretty dope people to work with here... don’t think anyone’s actually ever pulled a pass
Jan 16 2019 12:15PM
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PsychicMigration
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Well said
Jan 16 2019 12:44PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Patrol are chill, I've only ever had mountain safety take issue with my skiing. I do kind of want to challenge patrol to a race though after I wax my skis
Jan 16 2019 3:03PM
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MaimHelp
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people that dont wanna drive 4+ hrs to springs every weekend[/QUOTE]

Go to roundtop
Jan 16 2019 3:16PM
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ezav
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MaimHelppeople that dont wanna drive 4+ hrs to springs every weekend

Go to roundtop


that's also a ways from where i live. and honestly even if it wasn't id rather go to lib than roundtop
Jan 16 2019 4:41PM
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bigsmoke36
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AbiHHaha I love this thread

Our patrol literally builds side kickers! In fact even this summer we built a tree jump for the locals. Pretty dope people to work with here... don’t think anyone’s actually ever pulled a pass


Holy that’s amazing at my mountain (big white) all greens are slow zones and they will pull up over if you go a bit too fast and if you get caught twice you get pass taken. They also stomp all made jumps.
Jan 16 2019 6:04PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 10,320
BerddHoly that’s amazing at my mountain (big white) all greens are slow zones and they will pull up over if you go a bit too fast and if you get caught twice you get pass taken. They also stomp all made jumps.


Haha! Sounds like you need to move mountains haha!
Jan 16 2019 6:31PM
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meyshbeyg
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ezavthat's also a ways from where i live. and honestly even if it wasn't id rather go to lib than roundtop

Roundtop is cheeks anyway just from comparing vert to Liberty and Whitetail. Tbh whitetail is my personal favorite of the three
Jan 16 2019 7:55PM
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