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I'm 42 and overweight

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codizzle
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but i'm heading to Jackson Hole in March. i haven't landed a backflip in 15 years. think i'll be able to stomp one there?
Jan 3 2019 11:47AM
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BrawnTrends
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Just send it
Jan 3 2019 12:16PM
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VragBikernes
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Could take a couple tries but I don't see why not
Jan 3 2019 12:19PM
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Lonely
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I'll give you a dollar if you flip corbets
Jan 3 2019 12:31PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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LonelyI'll give you a dollar if you flip corbets


Lets all pitch in a dollar
Jan 3 2019 12:32PM
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Lonely
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PhreeKandiLets all pitch in a dollar


Op should also get a life insurance policy
Jan 3 2019 12:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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LonelyOp should also get a life insurance policy


"and what's the purpose of the trip to JH?"

"..."
Jan 3 2019 12:35PM
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OregonDead
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LonelyOp should also get a life insurance policy


How is he gonna cash in on that?

OP I will also give you one clam after you Post the vid
Jan 3 2019 2:28PM
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Lonely
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OregonDeadHow is he gonna cash in on that?

OP I will also give you one clam after you Post the vid


He won't but his family will. Isn't that how life insurance policies work?
Jan 3 2019 2:52PM
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OregonDead
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LonelyHe won't but his family will. Isn't that how life insurance policies work?

Yes and
He won’t even know if his family gets to collect.

Op you are better off taking our dollars and putting them towards a real investment that you can play with while you are alive
Jan 3 2019 3:02PM
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vibecheck
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https://youtu.be/fx78iA898r8

U have to do it like this
Jan 3 2019 3:29PM
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TheSeanP
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im 39, a touch overweight, landed a few last season. you got it!!!
Jan 3 2019 3:38PM
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SofaKingSick
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dude if you got a soft landing, pop and send it-- muscle memory will take over

i'd suggest you send it hard and then the worst case scenario is a big hip check
Jan 3 2019 3:45PM
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teamdummy
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I’m 44. Landed about 30 of them last year. Eat some salads and send it, fatass!
Jan 3 2019 3:48PM
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SofaKingSick
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teamdummyI’m 44. Landed about 30 of them last year. Eat some salads and send it, fatass!


this, also OP are you a dad?

having kids and calling them pussies for not doing backflips while i do is one of my long-term skiing goals
Jan 3 2019 3:53PM
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theabortionator
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codizzlebut i'm heading to Jackson Hole in March. i haven't landed a backflip in 15 years. think i'll be able to stomp one there?


Um... Sorry to break the news to you but now you absolutely have to try a backflip, and you absolutely have to film it.

It just kind of is what it is - Section 42069 internet code of ethics

Made the pow be deep and your flip be clean. Good luck kind sir!

Nike- Just Do It

The rest of the world - Just Do It

All of NSG - Just do it
Jan 3 2019 3:55PM
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ButteredToast.
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theabortionatorUm... Sorry to break the news to you but now you absolutely have to try a backflip, and you absolutely have to film it.

It just kind of is what it is - Section 42069 internet code of ethics

Made the pow be deep and your flip be clean. Good luck kind sir!

Nike- Just Do It

The rest of the world - Just Do It

All of NSG - Just do it


NSPD will be standing by for arrests if video is not published by the end date of the trip.



Wee woo wee woo 🚔🚨👮🏽‍♂️
Jan 3 2019 4:42PM
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PsychicMigration
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Thats just a disappointing title.
Jan 3 2019 4:46PM
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codizzle
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gnarclancyhttps://youtu.be/fx78iA898r8

U have to do it like this


i have way better style than that!
Jan 3 2019 8:33PM
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codizzle
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TheSeanPim 39, a touch overweight, landed a few last season. you got it!!!


what ski areas you land yours at?
Jan 3 2019 8:33PM
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codizzle
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SofaKingSickdude if you got a soft landing, pop and send it-- muscle memory will take over

i'd suggest you send it hard and then the worst case scenario is a big hip check


i should be able to stomp by my third try
Jan 3 2019 8:34PM
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codizzle
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teamdummyI’m 44. Landed about 30 of them last year. Eat some salads and send it, fatass!


ha ha ha. totally. where do you shred?
Jan 3 2019 8:35PM
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codizzle
Posts: 879 - Karma: 2,123
theabortionatorUm... Sorry to break the news to you but now you absolutely have to try a backflip, and you absolutely have to film it.

It just kind of is what it is - Section 42069 internet code of ethics


Made the pow be deep and your flip be clean. Good luck kind sir!

Nike- Just Do It

The rest of the world - Just Do It

All of NSG - Just do it


fuck yeah
Jan 3 2019 8:35PM
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codizzle
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PeterkrekorianThats just a disappointing title.


but that's the best part, right?
Jan 3 2019 8:36PM
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TheSeanP
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codizzlewhat ski areas you land yours at?

all Michigan. boyne and mancelona
Jan 4 2019 9:00AM
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Julius_Steezer
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codizzlei should be able to stomp by my third try


I would be so impressed if you went back up for a 3rd crack at backying into corbetts if you’d eaten shit on your first 2 attempts
Jan 4 2019 10:13AM
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PeppermillReno
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codizzlebut i'm heading to Jackson Hole in March. i haven't landed a backflip in 15 years. think i'll be able to stomp one there?


PM McNoche that dude is in his 40s and weights over 3 bills and is still a good skiier. He should have some tips.
Jan 4 2019 10:58AM
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codizzle
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Julius_SteezerI would be so impressed if you went back up for a 3rd crack at backying into corbetts if you’d eaten shit on your first 2 attempts


i'm not looking to kill myself on Corbetts. just looking for a sidehit-banana-kicker.
Jan 4 2019 11:04AM
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postal_slime
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I wish you were my dad
Jan 4 2019 8:35PM
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