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How tf do telemark skies work

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ktatlock
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Lately I’ve been seeing a bunch of teles on the mountain and in videos and I would think when they hit jumps their skies would like fly down or something. I know nothing about telemarking and couldn’t find anything on google. Someone plz educate me
6 years ago
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TrippTermini
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Telemark bindings have a spring that prevents them from doing what you said.
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ktatlock
Posts: 25 - Karma: 31
TrippTerminiTelemark bindings have a spring that prevents them from doing what you said.

That makes sense, my snowboard buddy thought they might have magnets but a spring makes much more sense. Thank you!
6 years ago
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r00kie
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Yeah, most heavier duty bindings are fine, the really light, more cross country type on the other hand...
6 years ago
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everlast
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Free the heel!!!!!!
6 years ago
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ktatlock
Posts: 25 - Karma: 31
everlastFree the heel!!!!!!


Sick turns bro. +50 gnar points
6 years ago
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corona
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r00kieYeah, most heavier duty bindings are fine, the really light, more cross country type on the other hand...


it can sorta work


6 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7415 - Karma: 79,480
How to tele
1.) Don't shower
2.) Tell everyone you tele
3.) ???
4.) Profit
6 years ago
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Woos
Posts: 832 - Karma: 1,567
Step 1.) Own a 2004 Subaru Outback w/ a COEXIST sticker on it
Step 2.) Be a stinky hippy
Step 3.) Look like a time traveler
Step 4.) Tell everyone you TELE bruhh
6 years ago
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bquick222
Posts: 124 - Karma: 365
ktatlockSomeone plz educate me
The plural of ski is skis. Not Skies. EX: My skis shot up to the skies after I landed flat and double ejected.

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2018 at 12:09:03pm
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lil.Boye
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fuck tele skiing. never heard anyone brag that much about something that no one cares about. never met a tele skier that didn't brag
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JWillySkeez
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bquick222The plural of ski is skis. Not Skies. EX: My skis shot up to the skies after I landed flat and double ejected.

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2018 at 12:09:03pm


Came here to post this, thank you for making my life complete. :')
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