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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2089 - Karma: 10,852
Are you my pinky toe cause i'll bang you on all my furniture.
Go...
Dec 18 2018 5:08PM
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Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,250
You like xanax?
Dec 18 2018 5:25PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050
SkeefriendYou like xanax?


Jazz*
Dec 18 2018 6:15PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Dec 18 2018 6:32PM
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laws
Posts: 373 - Karma: 789
never talked to a girl
Dec 18 2018 6:37PM
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powpatrol
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 10,733
What’s a female
Dec 18 2018 6:45PM
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,756
You ski park? Cause you're a fat 3.
Dec 18 2018 7:29PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
“I’ve got 5 dollars in my back pocket”

Only really works on ops mom though
Dec 18 2018 7:34PM
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dietcoke.man
Posts: 238 - Karma: 1,271
"Hey baby are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna light your hair on fire and suck out your ass."
Dec 18 2018 9:12PM
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Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,250
CalumSKIJazz*

I feel like micheal would say both. In a funny and non creepy way.
Dec 18 2018 10:23PM
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