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Does this bother anyone else?

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Turd__Authority
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Photo after photo after photo on Instagram of skiers and snowboarders for resorts, everytime they get a little snow, makes it look like they're chest deep in pow. Sweet. Holy cow. Look how deep it is there. Let's go!

But to the trained eye, many are just perfectly timed photos. If you watch videos of these riders, you'll see them making numerous in short sequence exaggerated stops to spray snow in the air before simultaneously blasting through it. Why are they skiing like this? The answer is better photo shots. Sure they're still great days, but why oversell it with manipulation? It's like a chick standing on her toes and bending a leg to make her ass look better. It's quite annoying all around.

I'm on to youuuuuuu!
Dec 12 2018 8:49PM
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trevorschu
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Also the suspect snow stake placements. There will actually be like 3" of new snow but they make sure to measure in a wind lip where the snow piled up to 10". Fucking worst
Dec 12 2018 8:55PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I have mad respect for Brighton because they dont do this
Dec 12 2018 8:58PM
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Denseclouds
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Thank you for this thread. Perfect example is Snowbird. They will literally keep terrain closed so that there insta athletes can get first laps of staged trench turns..
Dec 13 2018 12:07PM
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eheath
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#youreonlyasgoodasyourlastpost
Dec 13 2018 12:17PM
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SofaKingSick
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I kinda get it in the context of taking those pictures for the average joe skier crowd

But yeah dude it's pretty lame and watching it take place in real life is hilarious
Dec 13 2018 12:22PM
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corona
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trevorschuAlso the suspect snow stake placements. There will actually be like 3" of new snow but they make sure to measure in a wind lip where the snow piled up to 10". Fucking worst


Yea this gets me. Jay is bad for it. I've seen them say like 18" in 24 hours when a hill 20 km away says 6 or 8" for the same storm. Maybe that could happen once or twice a decade, but they do that multiple times a year.
Dec 13 2018 1:15PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Its pretty in line with Instagram as a whole. Its all cherry picked for the most part
Dec 13 2018 2:44PM
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ski_stee
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQcjrylx2b/
Dec 14 2018 1:13AM
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hemlockjibber8
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Ah yes, the Revelstoke Unicorn Turn, better known as fake deep. The hockey stop. Makes you look like an idiot to the onlookers, makes you look like an idiot to the viewers. These need to go away. Only weekend warriors may get tricked by it. Next time you go out to get media for your hill, make a real turn, ski a line, take a photo that shows your entire run and the terrain your hill offers. Fuck off fake deeps.
Dec 14 2018 1:32AM
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yungQ
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one time i was on the sugarloaf website and instead of saying it was raining they hit us with the "unfrozen precipitation". all the mountains be fake asf these days.
Dec 14 2018 10:14AM
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SkiBum.
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It’s always knee deep of you tele ski.
Dec 14 2018 10:22AM
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Kretzschmar
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It's called a #socialmediaslash aka #skiacting
Dec 14 2018 10:27AM
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NightFantasies
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#fakeshots

For real though this is like the oldest play in the book and I doubt it’s going anywhere anytime soon. Instagram is all tailored content....
Dec 14 2018 10:36AM
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skiP.E.I.
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PACKED POWDER
Dec 14 2018 12:41PM
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danbrown
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don't bother me cuz i'm not a idiot
Dec 14 2018 1:43PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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DensecloudsThank you for this thread. Perfect example is Snowbird. They will literally keep terrain closed so that there insta athletes can get first laps of staged trench turns..


haha so true digital Dave is plottin

Dec 14 2018 2:36PM
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ajerrywithstyle
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They could use midgets 1 foot would look like 3
Dec 14 2018 4:48PM
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Denseclouds
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IanAvery-Leafhaha so true digital Dave is plottin



LMAO.. #TRU
Dec 14 2018 7:13PM
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ski_stee
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At Breck 18" is about 6"

Meanwhile at Loveland 2" can equal a cool 12"
Dec 15 2018 12:20AM
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skierman
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lol what's an instagram?
Dec 15 2018 11:01AM
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cool_name
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Who cares?

Do you get frustrated that you subway sandwich doesn’t look the ones on the board?

Or that using ax body spray doesn’t cause hoarded of bikini clad women to start chasing you?

They are called advertisements.
Dec 15 2018 11:17AM
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cool_name
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As far as snow forecasts go, just use a thirdparty service like snow-forecast.com. For conditions look at the avalanche reports.
Dec 15 2018 11:19AM
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aidanaughton
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yungQone time i was on the sugarloaf website and instead of saying it was raining they hit us with the "unfrozen precipitation". all the mountains be fake asf these days.


Ive seen jay refer to it as clear precipitation as well
Dec 15 2018 12:25PM
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-Dan
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Cereal commercials use Elmer’s glue instead of milk. That’s all you need to know.
Dec 15 2018 4:11PM
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cool_name
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-DanCereal commercials use Elmer’s glue instead of milk. That’s all you need to know.

Same, really takes the edge off
Dec 15 2018 4:52PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Wait what?
-DanCereal commercials use Elmer’s glue instead of milk. That’s all you need to know.



Dec 15 2018 8:00PM
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hemlockjibber8
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cool_nameWho cares?

Do you get frustrated that you subway sandwich doesn’t look the ones on the board?

Or that using ax body spray doesn’t cause hoarded of bikini clad women to start chasing you?

They are called advertisements.


except it has perpetuated into the common folk and now every person taking a picture of their big pow day at the hill is a shitty looking fake deep.
Dec 16 2018 12:33AM
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cool_name
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hemlockjibber8except it has perpetuated into the common folk and now every person taking a picture of their big pow day at the hill is a shitty looking fake deep.

Good, let them waste their time faking a shot of deep snow, while they do that, I’ll be getting more laps in.
Dec 16 2018 12:47AM
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