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Most baller things a skier does

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-skian-
Posts: 246 - Karma: 829
Say the things skiers do that immediately make them a legend.

-Ghosting your sled down a powder run
-Having a mattress in the back of your car with room under it for skis
-Back to back winter in northern and southern hemispheres

Now go!
Dec 11 2018 5:01PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9451 - Karma: 67,487
Staying at the bar til last call, but still able to get first chair and lap more vertical than most people
Dec 11 2018 5:09PM
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zman420
Posts: 173 - Karma: 431
Own full tilts
Dec 11 2018 5:39PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 13,827
Bring a beer for the lifty
Dec 11 2018 5:53PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,031
lip on blind 2 train with the bois
buying full tilts
Dec 11 2018 6:03PM
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steve0
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 877
Backy first hit. No speed check.
Dec 11 2018 7:24PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,130
quad cork
Dec 11 2018 7:33PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,574
eating french fries on the chairlift cause no time for breaks
Dec 11 2018 10:14PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,163
Smoking up the gondola
Dec 11 2018 10:28PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 241
poop my pants
Dec 11 2018 11:57PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,163
Keeping your mouth covered full balaclava styles (even on a hot day) and not saying a thing on the chairlift = alpha
Dec 12 2018 12:10AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,658
After bang like Chubbz
Dec 12 2018 12:38AM
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,754
Breakfast burrito on the chair lift.
Dec 12 2018 11:50AM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,261
Getting a nice blowjob on the chairlift by this smoking hot French chick
Dec 12 2018 11:55AM
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AbiH
Posts: 2035 - Karma: 10,266
Turning a horse trailer into a camper, traveling and skiing solo
Dec 15 2018 10:55PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,163
everlastGetting a nice blowjob on the chairlift by this smoking hot French chick


Everlast knows wassup
Dec 15 2018 11:56PM
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CoolChillGuy420
Posts: 35663 - Karma: 99,951
you know, seeing so many goombas fucking scraping pow off of nice lines under the chairline, i really do appreciate seeing a skier slay a nice one down something cool. always a hoot and hollar for you.
Dec 16 2018 4:02AM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,771
I like when a skier compliments another skier in the lift line.
Dec 16 2018 9:18AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,163
DeebieSkeebiesyou know, seeing so many goombas fucking scraping pow off of nice lines under the chairline, i really do appreciate seeing a skier slay a nice one down something cool. always a hoot and hollar for you.


Gapers/snowboarders snow shoveling is a pet hate.....
Dec 16 2018 2:54PM
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chrispyminis
Posts: 99 - Karma: 216
Probably eatin ass
Dec 16 2018 6:03PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 16,776
Line up when the lift opens, ski all day, head back to car/cabin to eat dinner, night ski until lifts close, find empty lot- spin doughnuts and tow friends behind the car with skis and a walmart snowskate until 2:00am then wake up to line up for lifts opening again.
Dec 17 2018 6:43PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 10,528
Showering in a river of glacial ice during the spring while living out of a 2003 outback with 346k mi on it.
Dec 17 2018 11:50PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,771
I like it when a skier buys a hotdog in the food court and leaves one bite sitting on the table.
Dec 19 2018 7:16AM
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
evaroniI like when a skier compliments another skier in the lift line.


that 180 off the side of the flatbar kicker was siiiiick dude!
Dec 19 2018 10:00AM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,771
I like it when a skier uses the microwave in the lodge to heat up a Hungryman XL meatloaf edition.
Dec 19 2018 8:05PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2377 - Karma: 7,725
Doing technical tricks and making them so casually, the jerry's think they can do it.
Dec 20 2018 12:02PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8450 - Karma: 53,182
i like it when a skier wears a tuxedo t shirt. cause it says like, i wanna be formal, but i'm here to party too
Dec 20 2018 12:09PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,771
I like it when a skier buys a jacket with RECCO because they want to be prepared for their big trip out west.
Dec 20 2018 12:10PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,215
Skiing powder at night with a headlamp fires me up
Dec 20 2018 7:03PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,771
I like it when a skier goes to a European resort and gets in the hot tub with some local girls and they end up leaving so he puts his ZZ in the drain hole and it gets stuck then they drain the hot tub and a guy with a cowboy hat has to come out the following morning to unstick his stuck member.
Dec 20 2018 7:26PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8450 - Karma: 53,182
i like it when a skier is dressed up like a ninja, fighting off evil samurai
Dec 21 2018 2:12PM
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