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Worst Injuries

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Jems
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What are your guys’ worst injuries you got while skiing
Nov 29 2018 1:36PM
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theabortionator
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Head injuries. Def my worst injuries as they've had the biggest impact.
Cracked vertebrae, cracked femur top to bottom(same fall)
Nothing else major. Had to have a couple surgeries for broken collarbones, broke wrist/hand twice.
Nov 29 2018 1:42PM
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bolake
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Concussion. When I was a nube kid and learning I slammed my head into the snow
Nov 29 2018 1:43PM
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sui-kide
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High speed f2. Caught my edges n slammed my body like a whip to the landing. Hit my head ofc. Ever since then I've sucked at school for some reason (definitely not blaming my laziness for that)
Nov 29 2018 2:23PM
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theabortionator
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sui-kideHigh speed f2. Caught my edges n slammed my body like a whip to the landing. Hit my head ofc. Ever since then I've sucked at school for some reason (definitely not blaming my laziness for that)


Whiplash concussion action is the worst imo. It amplifies things so much. You can fall from relatively low not going that fast and fucking smash hard.
Nov 29 2018 2:37PM
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sui-kide
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theabortionatorWhiplash concussion action is the worst imo. It amplifies things so much. You can fall from relatively low not going that fast and fucking smash hard.


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Nov 29 2018 3:04PM
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Demillsta
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Hit my knee on the support of a rail and broke my kneecap and tore it open. 40 stitches and two months later I was skiing again, so it could have been worse
Nov 29 2018 3:22PM
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Jems
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ddemille1Hit my knee on the support of a rail and broke my kneecap and tore it open. 40 stitches and two months later I was skiing again, so it could have been worse


I always get knee injuries, i had a bone bruise in my knee and was out for two months.
Nov 29 2018 3:34PM
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CalumSKI
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broke my right femur when i was 6
broke my left femur when i was 14
Nov 29 2018 4:52PM
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JoeF2661
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I burnt myself trying to spark a joint on the lift once.
Nov 29 2018 4:53PM
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Demillsta
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JoeF2661I burnt myself trying to spark a joint on the lift once.


Had to get my dick amputated because it froze to the lift once
Nov 29 2018 6:29PM
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JoeF2661
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ddemille1Had to get my dick amputated because it froze to the lift once


I stuck my tongue to the lift at black-tail in MT. My cousin made a dumb and dumberer reference and said that it wont stick. I pulled off a chunk of the tip of my tongue. I started bleeding profusely and for the rest of the day you could see a blood trail while going up the lift from me spitting blood out.
Nov 29 2018 6:39PM
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John18_6
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I really wish that whenever you get injured, the pain and recovery just transferred to the off season and you could just get back up and ski.
Nov 29 2018 6:47PM
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Demillsta
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JoeF2661I stuck my tongue to the lift at black-tail in MT. My cousin made a dumb and dumberer reference and said that it wont stick. I pulled off a chunk of the tip of my tongue. I started bleeding profusely and for the rest of the day you could see a blood trail while going up the lift from me spitting blood out.

That a tuff, my artificial dick is actually bigger then my old one, so I'm fine with it
Nov 29 2018 6:48PM
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versacelettuce
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Two concussions, separated MCL from the tibia (non-tear), and torn LCL.
Nov 29 2018 7:05PM
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ObjectMocked
Posts: 100 - Karma: 230
1) Separated shoulder
2) whiplash
3) broke both arms same fall
4) knee stuff
Basically: I do not recommend skiing at any level other than beginner due to risk of brokenness and brokeness
Dec 1 2018 3:39PM
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Lakely
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Multiple sets of stitches. I was once doing a front 2 off a shotgun and landed too far forward and my din was set too low so my ski popped off and hit me in my eyebrow centimeters away from my eye. There was a whole trail of blood going down the hill and kids on the ski lift were screaming lol
Dec 2 2018 8:41PM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,861
Got concussed/dislocated my shoulder over rotating a front flip to my head cause I went way too fast and sent it to the bottom.

Broken collar bone sending a backie to the bottom and landed on my back, except there was a chunk of ice that was directly under my shoulder on impact that broke it instantly.

Fractured L2 trying to drop a cliff and landed too far foreword and flipped into a rock.
Dec 2 2018 9:06PM
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-arc-
Posts: 943 - Karma: 3,320
Spiral fracture, tib-fib. It was on the 3rd day of my 3 week trip in Canada. Got fucked on hard.
Dec 2 2018 10:10PM
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PsychicMigration
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Iv broken my thumbs like six or seven times from ice and rails other then that Iv been lucky.
Dec 2 2018 10:23PM
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