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Pooksmasterflex
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would you rather always have a cold, or always have diarrhea?
Feb 15 2005 7:39PM
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.scott.
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no question there...i want the cold
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Feb 15 2005 7:41PM
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skisebski
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how long do either last




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Feb 15 2005 7:42PM
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Pooksmasterflex
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forever
Feb 15 2005 7:43PM
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SkiUnit03
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hmmm, if you always had a cold, then it would be hard getting girls because you would be all gross. but man thats a hard one........hmm.........diarrhea









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Feb 15 2005 7:44PM
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katesd
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^it would be equally hard if you had chronic diarrhea...


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Feb 16 2005 12:53AM
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freeze_pooter
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easy...cold
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Feb 16 2005 12:55AM
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Anathema
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yeah, well you could wear a grown-up diaper... I hate the feeling of having a cold, so diarrhea it is


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Feb 16 2005 12:56AM
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carve_chemist
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easy...diarrhea
Feb 16 2005 1:00AM
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carve_chemist
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easy...diarrhea
Feb 16 2005 1:00AM
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johanblaze
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yeah. its called ibs haha.

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Feb 16 2005 1:01AM
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bigkstylie
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Your anus would get so calloused from all the wiping... blah. Think of how chafed it gets after just a couple days of diarreah.




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Feb 16 2005 1:03AM
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Sharpy
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depends on how severe of either. None severe than cold, but a severe cold is pretty chitty, but diarhea is pretty shitty too

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Feb 16 2005 1:03AM
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You all may say Diarrhea now, but I'm sure you'll change your minds the next time you're either up on the hill, or about to get lucky, and then you feel it coming our of your ass.

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Feb 16 2005 1:15AM
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mikee
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yeah I would say cold, cause diahreea you wouldnt be able to do anything. That woudl suck.

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Feb 16 2005 7:48AM
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*i<3snow*
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a cold. because medicine can calm it down, even if it doesnt make it better, you can always chill out a cold alittle. a sniffly nose for the rest of ur life isnt THAT big of a deal.






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Feb 16 2005 7:54AM
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cork5_thovex
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i would rather have a cold. no mud butt for me.









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Feb 16 2005 9:03AM
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Apple
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ahahahahah justin, nice pun. I would take the cold no questions asked. I like my freedome from toilets for long periods of time, and the whole not getting dehydrated and dieing thing is a bonus too.
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Feb 16 2005 10:37AM
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SteezePatrol
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yeah...I've had a brutal cold for like 2 weeks, and that is easily more derireable than diarohhea.

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Feb 16 2005 10:48AM
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SteezePatrol
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desireable than diarrhea*

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Feb 16 2005 10:49AM
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FLGators0621
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would definitely rather have the cold

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Feb 16 2005 11:21AM
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Norred
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does this cold include a fever? if so i'm going with the runs





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Feb 16 2005 12:46PM
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what about a little bit of a cold, and a little bit of dierriha-- shit forgot how to spell it
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Feb 16 2005 5:08PM
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skihillraod
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I would take the cold hands down, fever is still better than chron dia. ^^^
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Feb 16 2005 5:17PM
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katesd
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cold hands down as well.... at least you can still continue your life normally, without having to run to the bathroom every 10 minutes... plus a stuffy nose is far less embarrassing that both shitting your pants and making other peoples bathrooms smell, all the time. no one would want to be around you.


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Feb 16 2005 5:27PM
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SchweitzerSki
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you can have a cold during sex, but imagine the complications that would arise if you had diarrhea during sex. plus, colds are easier to deal with at school and work
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Feb 16 2005 5:28PM
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Luc.
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cold...that way when u land a 360 you dont shit your pants.
Feb 16 2005 6:07PM
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novel
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diarrhea




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Feb 16 2005 8:44PM
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