QuaffAssault some Mormons for me
**This post was edited on Oct 17th 2018 at 3:09:47pm
Mormons are all complete cowards based on my experience.
One of the high schools I went to years ago was Mountain View High School in Mesa, AZ
Long story short... Girl that had been flirting with me called my mother a whore and I go forehead to forehead with her telling her if she says one more thing about my mother, I pay the nastiest bitch I can find from south mountain high school to shut her mouth.
Next thing I know, a buddy of mine who was an office aid pulls me out of class to tell me a bunch of mormons are going to kick my ass next break in the smoking area (AZ used to let kids over 10th grade smoke in a designated area with a permission slip).
So I go out there, there's easily over 100 mormon kids all doing the "hold me back! hold me back!" business.
Now I'm originally from Long Beach. So I fully expected to be stabbed, shot, beaten down. Whatever. But I wasn't going to back down. So I went out there.
Not ONE of them laid a finger on me. At one point I kind of snapped trying to process what was happening. I couldn't quite make sense of why everyone was screaming how dead I was, yet nobody, including the varsity football players that showed up. Was laying a finger on me.
So I dropped to my knees, and screamed "What do I have to do to get you pussies to fight me?". Then I closed my eyes, raised my arms at my sides screaming "Come kick my ass!".
Again, it was complete pandemonium. Well over 100 kids after me. But not one of them, actually laid a finger on me.
Best footnote. You should have seen the look on the big football player kid's face that was making the most noise when he walked into the kempo studio I was helping teach kickboxing at about a month later after school.
It was like he saw a ghost, kid left midway through the class.
My point? Confront the fuck out of mormons. They won't do shit. They're ALL TALK.