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A random question that's probably never been asked on NS

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AstroKush
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Is there a clip of morbidly overweight skier doing a butter trick out there?
Sep 24 2018 3:41PM
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MarkusFin
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Yeah I saw some dude break both his skis trying to butter some time ago, I think he tried to claim he skied into a ditch or something. No video though, sorry.
Sep 24 2018 4:07PM
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weastcoast
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xddYeah I saw some dude break both his skis trying to butter some time ago, I think he tried to claim he skied into a ditch or something. No video though, sorry.


Didn’t he say it was the skis’ fault and they were supposed to be made for that or something?
Sep 24 2018 4:17PM
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bongripper
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No but that would be HILARIOUS.
Its out there somewhere bud
Sep 24 2018 4:23PM
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SofaKingSick
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?


anyway he isn't anywhere near obese but noah curry is a dude who comes up when people ask for videos of bigger guys shredding (which he does) so maybe you should look through his edits for some butters. just a thought
Sep 24 2018 4:45PM
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BST_Police
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SofaKingSickSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH.

I laughed
Sep 24 2018 5:07PM
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CLQ
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/892042/Evan-Heath-08-09-Reel
Sep 24 2018 5:35PM
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JoeF2661
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CLQhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/892042/Evan-Heath-08-09-Reel


That doesn't do it. All I saw was a healthy looking dude getting sick with it. Show me a 300 pounder and we will talk.
Sep 24 2018 6:16PM
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MarkusFin
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That doesn't do it. All I saw was a healthy looking dude getting sick with it. Show me a 300 pounder and we will talk.


I think the point was to bully eHeath :P
Sep 24 2018 6:29PM
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AstroKush
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Reminder- morbidly overweight means at least 100lbs overweight.

Bring on the clips or photos, let's see how durable the skis are while buttering.
Sep 24 2018 6:56PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Sep 24 2018 8:29PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/892042/Evan-Heath-08-09-Reel


how did i know the video even before it loaded
Sep 25 2018 11:51AM
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cultrara
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SofaKingSickSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?

Bro, do you even NS — running a joke into the ground is our bread and butter.

Welcome to the shit rodeo, Ricky.
Sep 25 2018 12:06PM
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Julius_Steezer
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SofaKingSickSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?


Not as much as he ran his skis into the ground
Sep 25 2018 12:16PM
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELhow did i know the video even before it loaded


Because you posted the video like 20 times a few months ago and know the thumbnail
Sep 25 2018 12:21PM
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eheath
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CLQhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/892042/Evan-Heath-08-09-Reel


You guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again
Sep 25 2018 12:24PM
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SofaKingSick
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cultraraBro, do you even NS — running a joke into the ground is our bread and butter.

Welcome to the shit rodeo, Ricky.




except sun = ditch
Sep 25 2018 12:33PM
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CLQ
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eheathYou guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again


FUCK
Sep 25 2018 12:43PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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eheathYou guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again


sorry dad, these imbeciles never do you justice
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/414866/Evan-Heath-Promotional-Video--2007-
Sep 25 2018 1:01PM
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AstroKush
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Close call, props to the big dude for trying, he couldve pulled it off if he had more air time
BigPurpleSkiSuit
Sep 30 2018 7:57PM
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