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Anyone else forget how to ski?

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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Every few random runs a year, I'll get to the top of the chairlift and go to hit a lap. But randomly I have a mind blank, forget how to ski, and eat shit 2-3 times that run.

I don't know what it is. Anyone else have the same thing?
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7 years ago
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sambuswell
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It's muscle memory, how do just randomly forget that?
7 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Hahahaha how the fuck is falling possible ahhahaha just fucking ski like before hahahaa
7 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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sambuswellIt's muscle memory, how do just randomly forget that?


IDK, I'll be zoning out when I get off the chairlift and when I hit the run I'm like "fuck" obviously it comes back quickly.
7 years ago
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vibecheck
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Yeah and you forget to ride a bike or swim. I was swimming and then I just couldn't move and then I drowned and died uhuhuhhhhuuu
7 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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gnarclancyYeah and you forget to ride a bike or swim. I was swimming and then I just couldn't move and then I drowned and died uhuhuhhhhuuu


I hate you all
7 years ago
15 0
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vibecheck
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NZeskimobroI hate you all


Yeah well, you started it
7 years ago
15 1
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scottbanham
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sounds like a redbull/monster withdrawal
7 years ago
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powpatrol
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Used to happen when i didn’t ski for 4-5 weeks but not really after a chairlift,see a doctor lol
7 years ago
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Julius_Steezer
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I mean if I haven’t hit park for a month then my first few hits will be straight airs and 50-50ing boxes. But I’ve never unloaded the chairlift in the middle of the day and gone to a liz swaney level of inadequacy for no apparent reason
7 years ago
16 0
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lucasbruh
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fuck I swear that happens to me lol. nobody else gets it. good to know I'm not alone
7 years ago
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theabortionator
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When I get that once a season day on skis I'll be like wooo skiing fun! Bouncing my turns, grinnin all huge, and then boom, fuck. Skis how do they work. Fuck up a turn/forget what I'm doing then start sendin toward the trees, then oh yeah skiing woo, bouncing turns, grinnin all huge, and repeat.
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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At the beginning of the year its because my muscles are not as strong as I think.

Otherwise its usually from fatigue
7 years ago
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hi_vis360
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NZeskimobroI hate you all


dog this is summer NS don't come in here expecting serious comments
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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BASEDJAHdog this is summer NS don't come in here expecting serious comments


NZ is probably for New Zealand. AKA winter for them right now
7 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BASEDJAHdog this is summer NS don't come in here expecting serious comments


did you just assume his hemisphere?!
7 years ago
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hi_vis360
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DirtYStylENZ is probably for New Zealand. AKA winter for them right now


TRVP_ANGELdid you just assume his hemisphere?!


I'm so sorry everybody pls don't call eheath
7 years ago
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SidehitsJesus
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OP, you didnt even give us an option to agree with you in the vote and now you hate us for it? I hope your knees lock up and forget how to ski bumps mid run
7 years ago
3 0
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ButteredToast26
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Only happens when acid is involved
7 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ButteredToast26Only happens when acid is involved


Feels
7 years ago
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Dddsz
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gnarclancyYeah and you forget to ride a bike or swim. I was swimming and then I just couldn't move and then I drowned and died uhuhuhhhhuuu

REEEEEEEEEEEE
7 years ago
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weastcoat
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Nah. You should probably see a neurologist or something lol.
7 years ago
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 412 - Karma: 2,212
I understand slipping out on the first few rail hits of every season...u must have a pretty long chairlift ride bro
7 years ago
1 0
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sunsetconoisseur
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you cant forget what you didnt know in the first place
7 years ago
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shinbangclan
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if you're on anything that plays a part. Otherwise ur just wack homie
7 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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lord.steezusyou cant forget what you didnt know in the first place


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**This post was edited on Sep 2nd 2018 at 3:43:32am
7 years ago
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vibecheck
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Big brain stonks dude ain't too smart huh
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ArtyomBig brain stonks dude ain't too smart huh


It’s nothing to do with intelligence nitwit
5 years ago
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skiguy04
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Happens to me all the time

I’ll be like damn it’s like I only got one ski wtf

&& then I remember I’m snowboarding
5 years ago
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