I Drive AMA

I just picked up the movie Drive with Ryan gosling this past weekend. Goddamn it was such a good movie and I wanna be just like him. I went and picked up a scorpion jacket from my local goodwill, some leather knuckle padded gloves and also some tooth pick from the local restaurant. I got a story from last night

Mom comes into my room today, "TRVP_ANGEL, can you go pick up pizza from dominos tonight?", oh shit here's my moment, i slightly tilt my head away from my fortnite session (only 10 left) and make sure to wait 40 seconds before talking just like in Drive..."There's over a hundred pizza places in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?". I put on my XXL Scorpion jacket, put on my driver gloves and take off my Warcraft wrist support for my carpal tunnel. I get in my ford fiesta and put on my driver shades. I'm at dominos and the cute girl at the counter is smiling at me, probably wet from my attire. She asked me something and I purposely stare past her for a few minutes to build tension, but i actually forgot what she said.... so I just say "I drive" and stare at her until she looks away. Pumped up on the Alpha adrenaline, I do a 360 and go out the door and drive home. "Where's the pizza trvp?" I actually ended up forgetting to get the pizza but it's cool cause she made me some hot pockets, which is what I wanted all along anyways.

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