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Excuse me sir,

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DirtYStylE
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Aug 2 2018 6:49PM
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JoeF2661
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No
Aug 2 2018 6:51PM
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OregonDead
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It's kinda like a metaphor but literal. The omnipresence of our lord means that Jesus is inside of you. Jesus "walked" on water and you are supposed to emulate that behavior. You can try to walk out in the ocean or water ski or whatever but god knows that snow is literally water so skiing is just as good.

TLDR Jesus loves you and skiing.
Aug 2 2018 8:22PM
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DirtYStylE
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JoeF2661No


That is fine sir. May you have a blessed day
Aug 3 2018 1:32PM
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skierman
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Sure
Aug 4 2018 6:05PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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i heard jesus had ligma
Aug 4 2018 6:28PM
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theabortionator
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I heart jebus
Aug 5 2018 3:15AM
All times are Eastern (-4)