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TRVP_ANGEL
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Share your high/elementary school stories. I got a good one :)


Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and I said “much troll, very epic” so everyone would get that it was a joke about the Troll Face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down faggot.” I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled “FUCKING NORMIES” (because that’s what Four-Chan calls people who don’t get memes) and ran circles around the desks with my arms behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because I got to troll the whole class.

**This thread was edited on Jul 18th 2018 at 9:33:51am
Jul 18 2018 9:33AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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nice
Jul 18 2018 9:46AM
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oiucheekykunt
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The other day I was in class and my stupid libtard teacher started saying donald trump was not epic. So i got up and screamed "FACTS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, LIBTARD" then my libtard teacher was completly owned. They did what any commie would do and sent me to the priciples office because they obviously dont support freedom of speech

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Jul 18 2018 1:14PM
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zues
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lol "sit down faggot" was the best part
Jul 18 2018 4:09PM
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SnickleFriz
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"Do onto others, as you would have done to yoself."
Jul 18 2018 6:10PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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oiucheekykuntThe other day I was in class and my stupid libtard teacher started saying donald trump was not epic. So i got up and screamed "FACTS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, LIBTARD" then my libtard teacher was completly owned. They did what any commie would do and sent me to the priciples office because they obviously dont support freedom of speech

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2018 at 1:15:30pm


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/906355/HOUSE-OF-CARDS--Ben-Shapiro-vs--Kevin-Spacey---Louder-With-Crowder
Jul 18 2018 10:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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I pooped on a girl
Jul 19 2018 11:55AM
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Diento
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TRVP_ANGELShare your high/elementary school stories. I got a good one :)


Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and I said “much troll, very epic” so everyone would get that it was a joke about the Troll Face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down faggot.” I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled “FUCKING NORMIES” (because that’s what Four-Chan calls people who don’t get memes) and ran circles around the desks with my arms behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because I got to troll the whole class.

**This thread was edited on Jul 18th 2018 at 9:33:51am


Dont do internet kids its the most dangerous drug!
Jul 21 2018 8:11PM
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Jul 22 2018 12:50AM
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weastcoat
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TRVP_ANGELShare your high/elementary school stories. I got a good one :)


Today in school

**This thread was edited on Jul 18th 2018 at 9:33:51am


It’s the middle of July??
Jul 22 2018 8:56PM
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weastcoat
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Going to be a Junior in HS this fall

This past school year a lot of my teachers started making us turn in our phones into a bin before tests so we wouldn’t cheat. So like the 4th or 5th time we had to do this, I was like “hmm I should make this funny.” So before I turned my phone in I turned an alarm on my phone for like 15 mins so 15 mins in my phone would go off with the most annoying ringtone I could find. So 15 mins went by and then out of dead silence, you start hearing this old car horn sound going off (it’s on one of the Apple ringtones). So I sit there along with my buddies, trying so hard to not laugh at all and not give it away it was me. So a solid minute goes by and my teacher yells “alright whoever’s phone this was (holds up the phone) you’re getting 3 Days of detention for disrupting class.” And I know I’m screwed at that point, but before I stand up and admit it was mine (everyone knew it was me lol) I happen to look at the clock on the wall and it was 9:00 AM. And I go “oh SORRY mybadmybadmybad Mrs. Ryan, that was my 9 o clock alarm that I use on weekends and I forgot to turn it off!!” (It was a Monday morning). Then she went from extremely mad to extremely chill and she started laughing her ass off. So that little glance at the clock saved my ass from 3 days of detention and probably a couple weeks grounded from skiing. Good times.
Jul 22 2018 9:04PM
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weastcoat
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Also:

Last couple days of school and different class. I decide to set one of those high frequency apps on my phone on test day on a real low volume. I set my phone inside my teachers desk. That way once the test started all you could hear was a real subtle ringing sound. And everyone started noticing it at different times. Every 30 seconds or so another person would look up and start looking around with a confused face. After 5 or so mins of trying so damn hard not to laugh, my teacher finally goes “hey. Does anyone hear, like, a little ringing sound??” Everyone goes “yeah, I hear it too!!” Next thing you know my teacher starts walking around the room trying to find out what it is, she walks by every desk as everyone’s testing and when she walked by mine my asshole was about as tight as ever and I was trying so sosososo hard not to laugh. Then she walks out of the room and walks in another room and asks the teacher in there if they hear the sound. She walks back in and sits down at her desk, and starts pulling the drawers open. The last drawer she opens, the finds my phone and holds it up. And says “whoever’s phone this is you’re in huge trouble.” I again know that I’m in deep shit and I say it was mine and I was trying to play my teachers fav song out of the desk but my phone glitched and the sound started going off. She was immediately chill about it and started lauging. Good times.
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