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How Good Of A Skier Are You?

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theabortionator
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This is for masters thesis. It's super important to me. Also there will be tons of sponsors watching this thread so be sure to make a good pitch! Please don't lie about your skills. My colleges/professional career hinges on your complete truthfulness.
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Jun 28 2018 8:06AM
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Da.Vinci
Posts: 309 - Karma: 909
im 12 and the best skier on the mountain
Jun 28 2018 9:33AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7108 - Karma: 51,009
Type III
Jun 28 2018 9:37AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
What's a skier?
Jun 28 2018 9:42AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12454 - Karma: 115,176
-DanType III


When you tell that 16 year old high school kid adjusting your binding that youre a type 3 professional

kid:



**This post was edited on Jun 28th 2018 at 10:29:35am
Jun 28 2018 10:27AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9071 - Karma: 58,830
I haven't taken a fall since Desert Storm
Jun 28 2018 10:28AM
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theabortionator
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Pipe_MunkyWhat's a skier?

I think it's when they cut one of those surfboards for snow in half and do trick things
Jun 28 2018 10:38AM
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theabortionator
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SofaKingSickI haven't taken a fall since Desert Storm

I've never navigated a road full of landmines but I have skied on a spring saturday or two. I'm not sure if it's exactly the same but it can't be bad training.
Jun 28 2018 10:48AM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,293
I'm not the best skier on the mountain but I'm pretty good when it comes to playing in the side and backcountry. My park skills could be better but I'm getting to old for that shit.
Jun 28 2018 12:11PM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1395 - Karma: 11,350
My mom is my sponsor if that counts for anything
Jun 28 2018 1:21PM
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skierman
Posts: 8211 - Karma: 6,589
I can land backwards after taking off forwards. Too bad your survey sucks and didn't include an option accurately representing my skill level. You're going to fail harder than Ninthward.
Jun 28 2018 5:44PM
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calcash
Posts: 151 - Karma: 293
i can 50/50 a juice box in my rental shape skis
Jun 28 2018 8:44PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37011 - Karma: 114,272
smh none of you stick uphill ice
Jun 29 2018 1:08AM
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eheeth
Posts: 459 - Karma: 2,528
i buy pivot 18s
Jun 29 2018 3:00AM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
lost on liz swaney dammit thats funny
Jun 29 2018 3:01AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6218 - Karma: 70,835
I went by a metal thingy once. It looked pretty cool. Mommy said I can hit it next year.

**This post was edited on Jun 29th 2018 at 6:14:09pm
Jun 29 2018 6:13PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 11,723
I made the ski school in Aspen.
Jun 29 2018 8:56PM
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Diento
Posts: 194 - Karma: 618
Does it count if i can do a wurlydurly as a good skier? Also i have twintippers so im the best skier on the mountain :)!
Jun 29 2018 9:06PM
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cozzey
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 1,814
I ski in jeans
Jun 29 2018 11:21PM
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theabortionator
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cozzeyI ski in jeans

Can I have yur autograph?
Jun 30 2018 5:55AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 30,639
I ski good enough to party
Jul 1 2018 12:16AM
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powpatrol
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 10,754
I don’t even ski
Jul 1 2018 3:43PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,325
TRVP_ANGELWhen you tell that 16 year old high school kid adjusting your binding that youre a type 3 professional

kid:



**This post was edited on Jun 28th 2018 at 10:29:35am

Shop: "Ability? Height weight?"

Me: "Type III 6'2 190"

Shop: *Sets dins on 6.5*
Jul 1 2018 3:50PM
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WalingVacant
Posts: 4 - Karma: 24
I think I understand the question but I definitely don't understand the answers... which should tell you a lot.
Jul 2 2018 8:20AM
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Rolaaa
Posts: 53 - Karma: 102
Im so good i can actually ski uphill. AND no need of snow. Sht is for losers
Jul 4 2018 3:15PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2488 - Karma: 11,311
i have retired from ditch skiing and started to pursuit my carer as a highly succulent rail skipper.
Jul 4 2018 6:31PM
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profa_212
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eheethi buy pivot 18s

And then set them at 8
Jul 4 2018 6:42PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11231 - Karma: 76,316
I can ski pretty well, but more important is my old lady is pretty!

Here you go "tons of sponsors" https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/905347/-Spin-To-Win-a-Wild-Thing-Dominator-Jacques-Mt--Bachelor

I guess I need to answer the pole now, yet none of the statements seem to fit for me. My wife thinks I am the best skier on the Mt. though. She may be somewhat delusional due to being with me as a partner for so long as well.

Okay, I'm going to check the circle.
Jul 4 2018 7:12PM
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