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Any trick over 540 is retarded

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gucciman7
Posts: 235 - Karma: 2,166
tricks under 540 are so chill, why spin 7 when you can spin 5?
Mar 30 2018 7:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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OP can't do 7's
Mar 30 2018 7:50PM
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1spliff2guinnies
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gucciman7tricks under 540 are so chill, why spin 7 when you can spin 5?


Cork 7 is chill so why not add on an extra 1.
Mar 30 2018 7:53PM
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hot.pocket
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OP is too young to remember Jon Brogan 7's.
Mar 30 2018 8:53PM
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Obie.
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hot.pocketOP is too young to remember Jon Brogan 7's.


Or Heffy’s blunt 7’s
Mar 30 2018 9:13PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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He's right you know
Mar 30 2018 10:06PM
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dwt802
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Gucciman with the facts, exception of a nice cork sev blunt
Mar 30 2018 10:52PM
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SKIU4EA
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anything over 180 looks ridiculously stupid!
Mar 30 2018 11:04PM
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chicknfriedsteak
Posts: 984 - Karma: 4,691
accidentally did my first 9 today while trying to do my first 7, 10/10 would recommend
Mar 31 2018 12:17AM
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yungsteeze
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chicknfriedsteakaccidentally did my first 9 today while trying to do my first 7, 10/10 would recommend

#claim
Mar 31 2018 12:34AM
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lennybrner
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Yooo probably u can’t spin over 540 so calm down and practice on trampoline or water ramp!!!
It’s worth it
Cheers
Mar 31 2018 12:39AM
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Rum_Ham
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lennybrnerYooo probably u can’t spin over 540 so calm down and practice on trampoline or water ramp!!!
It’s worth it
Cheers


You probably have never skied
Mar 31 2018 1:29AM
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lennybrner
Posts: 5 - Karma: -78
Rum_HamYou probably have never skied


Haha yeah dude
Mar 31 2018 1:30AM
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Dooberz
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shifties are cosacks are all u need
Mar 31 2018 1:46AM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
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But his name is Gucciman7, not Gucciman5
Mar 31 2018 4:14AM
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weastcoat
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You know what I think anything over 0 looks ABSOLUTELY RETARDED. I mean COME ON people let’s get it together.
Mar 31 2018 9:45AM
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LukeTheWaffle
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nxtyrsfulltiltsBut his name is Gucciman7, not Gucciman5


Agreed
Mar 31 2018 11:18AM
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1spliff2guinnies
Posts: 507 - Karma: 1,360
Real talk through. 5's are much easier for the general park populace to learn cause you can throw them on smaller jumps to an extent so I see that side.

I think the fear factor kicks in way more when the bigger spins require larger jumps and clean sets off the takeoff. Just more learning to do.
Mar 31 2018 12:29PM
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Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
You all think spinning to win is cool because it's technical but to us normal people spinning over 540 degrees just looks stupid, and sloppy, you can argue "you don't know what to look for" but the Truth is we all look at it differently.. normal people like me think that a clean shifty to 180 looks pretty cool. We all have our preferences and I prefer clean simple tricks over spinning around as if you were a gymnast or a figure skater.
Mar 31 2018 12:52PM
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tdollo
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future spins give you access to the new new wave before it even exists
Mar 31 2018 2:54PM
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plugs
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Govygen_gourmetYou all think spinning to win is cool because it's technical but to us normal people spinning over 540 degrees just looks stupid, and sloppy, you can argue "you don't know what to look for" but the Truth is we all look at it differently.. normal people like me think that a clean shifty to 180 looks pretty cool. We all have our preferences and I prefer clean simple tricks over spinning around as if you were a gymnast or a figure skater.

Get off this fucking website. You also made a thread about how rails are for pussys a while back. So everyone is only allowed to do jumps and spin less than a 5? I get that you're useless at skiing but other people like to do other shit than straight airs and shifty so don't hate on them because you suck.

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2018 at 3:03:49pm
Mar 31 2018 2:56PM
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TheHamburglar
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Govygen_gourmetYou all think spinning to win is cool because it's technical but to us normal people spinning over 540 degrees just looks stupid, and sloppy, you can argue "you don't know what to look for" but the Truth is we all look at it differently.. normal people like me think that a clean shifty to 180 looks pretty cool. We all have our preferences and I prefer clean simple tricks over spinning around as if you were a gymnast or a figure skater.


This guy just admitted he can't spin more than 180. Haha what a pussy
Mar 31 2018 3:21PM
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rojo.grande
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nxtyrsfulltiltsBut his name is Gucciman7, not Gucciman5


ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Mar 31 2018 6:02PM
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lil.Boye
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if gucciman7 can't spin more than a 5, is he still our lord and savior? yeh prolly
Mar 31 2018 6:39PM
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Bmxyy
Posts: 266 - Karma: 627
gucciman7tricks under 540 are so chill, why spin 7 when you can spin 5?


but 4bi9 stands for blunts and 900s??? how am I suppose to be hood when I only do 5s?? and I swore I've been seeing magnus to 720 MUTE GRABS recently OH NO WHAT SHOULD I DO!!
Mar 31 2018 9:03PM
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Govygen_gourmet
Posts: 380 - Karma: -477
MortbrokemyskisGet off this fucking website. You also made a thread about how rails are for pussys a while back. So everyone is only allowed to do jumps and spin less than a 5? I get that you're useless at skiing but other people like to do other shit than straight airs and shifty so don't hate on them because you suck.

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2018 at 3:03:49pm


Yoo i'll talk all the shit I want to, whos gonna stop me? Nobody lol ya'll can suck it!

who cares if youre good at skiing or not? its such a useless skill to know how to 720.. when you apply for a job interview or you reach out to a sponsor you gonna tell them "i CAN 720 HIRE/SPONSOR ME LOLZ" And they're gonna be like "720? Cool story.. now what is one way you are going to make us money, Bcuz I know of about 50 others that applied that can also 720 and are way more deserving".

Another thing I wanted to point out is how ya'll take things up the ass. You literally take dildos up the butthole, I can make a thread about anything and i'll have NSers confused about their place in the universe say something. Even when I say a joke such as "rails are for poosies". Hahaha Its amusing, to see how offended and feminazi triggered ya'll get about skiing. Pussies

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2018 at 11:40:26pm
Mar 31 2018 11:36PM
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TowRopeCalvin
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so much truth
Apr 1 2018 12:24AM
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Jay.Gusmano
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Am I the only one who can cork 7 but can’t just spin a 7
Apr 1 2018 1:25AM
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mattybaums
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Evidently you have no idea about OP
lennybrnerYooo probably u can’t spin over 540 so calm down and practice on trampoline or water ramp!!!
It’s worth it
Cheers
Apr 1 2018 4:35AM
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gucciman7
Posts: 235 - Karma: 2,166
lennybrnerYooo probably u can’t spin over 540 so calm down and practice on trampoline or water ramp!!!
It’s worth it
Cheers

You probably ride Nordica
Apr 1 2018 11:31AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6614 - Karma: 59,821
Govygen_gourmetYou all think spinning to win is cool because it's technical but to us normal people spinning over 540 degrees just looks stupid, and sloppy, you can argue "you don't know what to look for" but the Truth is we all look at it differently.. normal people like me think that a clean shifty to 180 looks pretty cool. We all have our preferences and I prefer clean simple tricks over spinning around as if you were a gymnast or a figure skater.


Ah yes, the only trick is a 180 off a rail kicker. #keepcornerjumpingcore
Apr 1 2018 11:46AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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.DadOP can't do 7's

who dares to question the gucciman7. Eheath shall be summoned on this thread through a simple call of the phone.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP3gxGvFsvx/?taken-by=turboplug
Apr 1 2018 1:13PM
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lennybrner
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gucciman7You probably ride Nordica


Yeah u probably suck
Apr 1 2018 1:20PM
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1spliff2guinnies
Posts: 507 - Karma: 1,360
gucciman7You probably ride Nordica

The absolute mad man!!
Apr 1 2018 1:36PM
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Rum_Ham
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lennybrnerYeah u probably suck


Spit on the non believer my bruddas
Apr 1 2018 1:47PM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
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lennybrnerYeah u probably suck


PTOO!

Apr 1 2018 1:52PM
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GhettoYeti
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But like 5s are hard as heck, I try them and then boom all of a sudden its a 1440?!
Apr 1 2018 7:37PM
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Schoess
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Switch 3, switch 0 and 180 shifty/safety. Only jump tricks
Apr 1 2018 10:52PM
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cyphers
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Rum_HamSpit on the non believer my bruddas


It's been four months, I think this "meme" has expired
Apr 1 2018 11:34PM
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-arc-
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4bi9 is the dimensions of op's chode
Apr 2 2018 10:56PM
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Colingarnes
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-arc-4bi9 is the dimensions of op's chode



Yeah but that's still a massive dick...
Apr 3 2018 12:27AM
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-arc-
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ColingarnesYeah but that's still a massive dick...


4 inches of girth and 9 inches of length?
Apr 3 2018 12:33AM
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SchlossAdler
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Fuck I'd be happy with just 4 inches of length tbh.

claiming smallest dick on newschoolers
Apr 3 2018 2:25AM
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profa_212
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4 inches of length 9 inches of girth
Apr 3 2018 3:46AM
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Colingarnes
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-arc-4 inches of girth and 9 inches of length?


But are we talking erect or flaccid?
Apr 3 2018 7:05AM
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Rparr
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Govygen_gourmetYoo i'll talk all the shit I want to, whos gonna stop me? Nobody lol ya'll can suck it!

who cares if youre good at skiing or not? its such a useless skill to know how to 720.. when you apply for a job interview or you reach out to a sponsor you gonna tell them "i CAN 720 HIRE/SPONSOR ME LOLZ" And they're gonna be like "720? Cool story.. now what is one way you are going to make us money, Bcuz I know of about 50 others that applied that can also 720 and are way more deserving".

Another thing I wanted to point out is how ya'll take things up the ass. You literally take dildos up the butthole, I can make a thread about anything and i'll have NSers confused about their place in the universe say something. Even when I say a joke such as "rails are for poosies". Hahaha Its amusing, to see how offended and feminazi triggered ya'll get about skiing. Pussies

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2018 at 11:40:26pm


your "trolling" is on the level of a 4th grader who browses 4chan
Apr 3 2018 8:16AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9114 - Karma: 65,371
Rparryour "trolling" is on the level of a 4th grader who browses 4chan


/b/ and /pol/ are this. Some of the other boards are still okay. T.semi-oldfag, 06 was when I began over there. Fuck I'm old. I miss old /asp/ before the wrestlefags ruined it.
Apr 3 2018 2:31PM
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Bondy
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Damn
Oct 19 2018 12:59AM
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crisscross
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chicknfriedsteakaccidentally did my first 9 today while trying to do my first 7, 10/10 would recommend

Accidentally did a 2600 today lol, was going for my first 360, 9/10, got me pretty dizzy
Nov 12 2018 12:37AM
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theabortionator
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I dont even catch air. I just afterbang turns. I could prolly triple if I wanted to but it takes way more skill to make a turn look good. #groundcrew

Ramp jumps are for new wave tryhards
Nov 12 2018 3:33AM
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