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what's the best invention ever?
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i think it's the internet. bill gates was a genius to have thought of this and an even bigger genius to actually accomplish it.
If you rape a hooker, is it shoplifting?
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bill gates didn't invent the internet......
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
ba-dum-ching!
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Idiot! Gosh!... I don't know.... hmmm that a had question... How about the grill cheese sandwich maker. Yeah thats hot.
Repping The DFP.
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sliced bread?
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nail clipper...that shit is crazy. you can even hijack a plane with it.
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haha bill gates didn't invent the internet.
Bill gates just bought DOS from some hacker and made a deal with IBM.
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Screw this I'm going skiing
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
ba-dum-ching!
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toilet... dead serious
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Goes to show, you don't ever know
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Im voting NS
SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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^^ a toilet can be seen as a pretty good invention.
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skis
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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
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the wheel
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
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electricity since almost everything needs it to run
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Women's rights.
Naw I'm just kidding, everyone knows that hasn't been created yet.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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William Shockely's Transistor. Anyone who doubts me....
...is an idiot. You can argue other things are bigger inventions, btu without the transistor, NO electronics would work today.
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toilets are a truly dope invention, but its not that hard to shit without a toilet. Um I'd have to say like planes, fat skis, bikes, alcohol, magazines, computers.
Gravity sucks
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
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black people so we'd have something to take our anger out on.
machavok.com
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sanitations
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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
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wait, maybe the condom
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
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That's easy, it's antiseptics. Without it there'd be no medicines. You just can't argue with Donnie Darko.
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Dude, it's so obviously cows. Cows rule. They're so versatile. And Bill Gates didn't invent the internet, dumbass... Al Gore did.
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An article (J. Peder Zane, 'It Ain't for the Meat: It's for the Lotion,' The New York Times, May 5, 1996, p. E5 presented the following data for a cow brought to market:
Horns - Gelatin, Collagen - $0.42/lb
Cheek - Sausage, Baloney - $0.55/lb
Adrenal Gland - Steroids - $2.85/lb
Meat - Beef - $1.05/lb
Lips - Taco Filling - $0.19/lb
Hide - Footwear, Clothing - $0.75/lb
I love my economics textbooks.
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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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the spoon
Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
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The birth control pill. If it weren't for that, the earth would definitely overpopulate. Families used to have like 12 kids because the parents didn't want to stop fucking. Now with the pill, they can fuck all they want without having to have more kids.
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Or they could just use a condom..... idiot.
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Condoms aren't 100% effective, cunt scab. And latex hasn't been around forever. Plus who wants to have to bag it for the rest of their life?
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Yeah its cool how Bill Gates invented the internet right after Jesus invented skiing.
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well in all seriousness... it has to be something medical-related, like some sort of drug.
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I ski therefore I am
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Jesus didn't invent skiing?!
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'Like wow' - Paige
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^ and bill gates didnt invent the fucking internet
-sean
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^ yeah people are stupid man.
- Harvιε
I ski therefore I am
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graphing calculators, i couldn't pass math without it
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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...
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i was joking. i was implying i was shocked that jesus didnt invent skiing. as though you had just crushed my spirits like an ant.
-katie
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I have a better question, come to think of it. What is the most valuable, or most important medicine that has been invented. I'm thinking it might be insulin. one might say that insulin is not even a medicine because it is something that is naturally produced by our bodies, but most forms of insulin used today are synthetic...
- Harvιε
I ski therefore I am
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^^ haha sorry. theres a lot of dumbasses on here though. you know?
-sean
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Ya, insulin is important, but only for a small number of people. I'd say probably pain killers. Most people use them at some point, if not daily, and it betters your quality of life.
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^ yeah, that's why I'm trying to turn this thread to a more intelligent one. sometimes I get sick of all the kids that just post stupid shit all the fucking time.
- Harvιε
I ski therefore I am
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and by the way, I said that to seanPISTOL
- Harvιε
I ski therefore I am
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A time machine, if it ever could be created, would have to already exist somewhere/sometime already would it not?
It'd be pretty cool...
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definatley insulin in the medical sense, even though its not the only antibiotic now, it was the first
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yeah i get tired of stupid people. people with no common sense. those people should be put to sleep. i think that anesthetic is the best invention as far as medecine goes. sawing off your leg back in the day whil you were wide awake would be a bitch. i had surgery to reconstruct my eardrum like two years ago. imagine that without anesthetic. ahh god.
-sean
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I don't think insulin is an antibiotic dude. It's a hormone released by the liver in response to high blood glucose and amino acid levels which causes an increase in membrane permeability to glucose and thus an increase in glucose uptake into the cells. None the less an important medical discovery.
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^ hey dr jess. my leg hurts super fucking bad and i have no idea why. what should i do? i think im growing. but im 6'2? so i dont know.
-sean
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Oh no! You probably have high levels of Human Growth Hormone... I don't think there's anything you can do about that though.
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thanks doc. should i just keep ice on it? im adding you to my friends list by the way. be ready to respond to my messages about ski-related injuries.
-sean
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Aight, I'll see what I can do! I just had a midterm on that insulin thing on Monday. I didn't think it would come in handy so soon!
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the spoon.... so you can take the medicine
Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
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Banting is the shit. Very few men would work so hard to invent something like that just to give it away for free.
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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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yeah thats true, but it's surprising how many people need to be injected with some form of insulin for whatever reason. basically, insulin helps keep your blood sugar in a normal range by moving glucose from your blood into your cells, so, it is very important because it helps your body turn fats, carbohydrates and starches into energy your body can use. so anybody that has some type of sickness that affects their blood sugar or blood cells will need insulin. sure, diabetics are the main patients that require insulin because their bodies cannot readily convert food to energy, however, there are also so many other types of sicknesses that need it aswell.
I guess I just feel it's an important drug because people could be treated for all sorts of sicknesses by various herbs or plants and whatnot, and diabetes was a fast-spreading illness that was never very well understood until the 1900s. In the early 1920's I believe a dude named Dr. Banting discovered insulin in Ontario actually (woohoo!). Insulin was the first protein to be deciphered. Human insulin was also the first human protein to be made synthetically, so that lead to all sorts of research resulting in other discoveries. It's actually really interesting stuff
Good 'ol discovery channel :o)
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I ski therefore I am
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and Jess, more specifically, it's released by the pancreas
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