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Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

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hoodcrew
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Title says it all, hypothetically if Lisa Z shit on your floor would you still be down to smash?
Feb 7 2018 11:23PM
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HAIRYNGROSS23
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why would she shit on the floor when she has my mouth
Feb 9 2018 1:59PM
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jib_roni
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MinggLast night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):

To clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.
Feb 9 2018 2:01PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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FIRAT81 dislikes, woah...


Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Feb 9 2018 2:35PM
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weedoo
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DieselChevysimagine Gus and Lisa smashing


Im good thanks
Feb 10 2018 12:59AM
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STwoops
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MinggLast night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):


If she could triple.
Feb 10 2018 7:46AM
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STwoops
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


Dog on the real get a life.
Feb 12 2018 5:21AM
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JAHpow
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DieselChevysimagine Gus and Lisa smashing


Imagine the baby Jon Olsson and Lisa could make. The looks would definitely come from Jon just sayin.
Feb 12 2018 8:44AM
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b.janders
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Why is this a thread
Feb 12 2018 4:51PM
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robbinJAHood
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dylanthreesixNot without consent.


Thank you for this lol
Feb 12 2018 7:54PM
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GayWolf420
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


hate fucking is where you draw the line but not shitting on the floor?
Feb 13 2018 1:23PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


We broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.
Aug 16 2018 9:01PM
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firecrotch
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.


quality bump
Aug 16 2018 11:51PM
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JoeF2661
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Before google search: cant believe all you mosoginsitic pigs, have some respect for the lady.
After google: ya mafockers see that playboy shoot! Poop ain't no thang.
Aug 16 2018 11:57PM
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profa_212
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.


Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today
Aug 17 2018 2:41AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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This was one of my first posts too.
Profahoben_212Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today
Aug 17 2018 4:49PM
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DirtYStylE
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I doubt we will ever hear this story
Sep 4 2018 12:34PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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One can dream
Sep 4 2018 12:48PM
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CLQ
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This thread, much like the hoodcrew, sucks.
Sep 5 2018 3:50PM
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GrandThings
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They still fuck yo bitch tho...
Sep 5 2018 8:22PM
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AstroKush
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Nobody here said anything about making a huge wave of poo splash while smashing a pro's pile of wet beer-induced diarrhea with their new 110mm wide fat skis on first run.
Sep 6 2018 10:40AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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We got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance
Sep 22 2018 2:52PM
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Jesse_
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance


Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?
Sep 22 2018 3:02PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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She has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.
Jesse_Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?
Sep 22 2018 3:38PM
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Jesse_
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BigPurpleSkiSuitShe has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.


Ah ok that's understandable I guess, I was just super curious cause if you got back together and the reason for the initial breakup was one of you cheated or sum I would've been concerned
Sep 22 2018 3:51PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Year 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic
Nov 20 2019 3:55PM
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SofaKingSick
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Sorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com
Nov 21 2019 8:50AM
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danbrown
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SofaKingSickSorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com


Haha it does though
Nov 21 2019 10:39AM
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GrandThings
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


I've literally never seen a post with so many downvotes hahahah
Nov 21 2019 12:34PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Truth is stranger than fiction.
SofaKingSickSorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com
Nov 21 2019 12:35PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitYear 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic


My private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was


Yes
Nov 21 2019 12:52PM
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GrandThings
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TRVP_ANGELMy private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was


Yes


Pics or it didnt happen
Nov 21 2019 12:53PM
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CharlzHub
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Only if she can pee in my butt
Nov 24 2019 4:25PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hi
Apr 16 2020 9:43PM
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coolflash8
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Ew an asshole gross
Apr 16 2020 9:43PM
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Lonely
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Ew gross butthole
Apr 16 2020 9:45PM
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CLQ
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


love no thottie
Apr 16 2020 9:45PM
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ModMommy
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eww a bunghole
Apr 16 2020 9:45PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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CLQlove no thottie


You're goddamn right
Apr 16 2020 9:46PM
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coolflash8
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safarisameww a bunghole

Yours tho
Apr 16 2020 9:59PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


this didnt age well
Apr 16 2020 10:50PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I stand by my previous statement given the time and circumstance
Dogfartthis didnt age well


**This post was edited on Apr 17th 2020 at 9:54:32am
Apr 16 2020 11:56PM
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little1337
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ew anus
Apr 17 2020 12:56AM
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Young_patty
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if it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no
Apr 23 2020 7:07PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


lool
Apr 23 2020 7:42PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Young_pattyif it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no



Apr 24 2020 12:47AM
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dogfacematt
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Roll in the shit, then smash, yes
Jul 2 2020 10:51PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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dogfacemattRoll in the shit, then smash, yes



Jul 2 2020 11:01PM
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Mingg
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jib_roniTo clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.


This is the best thing you’ve ever posted btw
Jul 2 2020 11:02PM
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little1337
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Glad to see this is an announcement, very important stuff here
Jul 2 2020 11:23PM
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