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Auctioning off my ns account

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
Starting at $500. I will also accept drugs, hookers, or your credit card number.
Feb 4 2018 8:54PM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
Posts: 430 - Karma: 1,533
Why the fuck would anyone want someone else's NS account? For 500 hundred bucks wtf?!
Feb 4 2018 9:00PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
nxtyrsfulltiltsWhy the fuck would anyone want someone else's NS account? For 500 hundred bucks wtf?!


Going once... going twice... sold! Congratulations, you have won the auction! You have 24 hours to pay me or you’re fucked.
Feb 4 2018 9:09PM
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.otto.
Posts: 3493 - Karma: 12,892
.FryStarting at $500. I will also accept drugs, hookers, or your credit card number.


i miss the old u
Feb 4 2018 11:59PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
.FryGoing once... going twice... sold! Congratulations, you have won the auction! You have 24 hours to pay me or you’re fucked.


I got 32 cents in my pocket, I'll send it to you now give me your account info
Feb 4 2018 11:59PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
.otto.i miss the old u


well for $500 you can be me
Feb 5 2018 12:06AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I'll offer my account for $475.

#capitalism
Feb 5 2018 12:12AM
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eheath
Posts: 61146 - Karma: 118,653
I'll take your account if you pay me $50
Feb 5 2018 12:19AM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
I say NS now makes you pay to keep your account, who's with me.
Feb 5 2018 12:40AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
FrenchFryI say NS now makes you pay to keep your account, who's with me.


oooo you’re a donator, I’m intimidated
Feb 5 2018 12:52AM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
.Fryoooo you’re a donator, I’m intimidated


Smh
Feb 5 2018 12:54AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
starting price has been reduced to $450
Feb 5 2018 12:55AM
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strayln_Skier
Posts: 451 - Karma: 1,182
$50 comes off the price every four hours!
I'll consider buying tomorrow.
Feb 5 2018 4:58AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
I'm selling mine for $20 obo
Feb 5 2018 7:26AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8939 - Karma: 57,579
nxtyrsfulltiltsWhy the fuck would anyone want someone else's NS account? For 500 hundred bucks wtf?!


hmm this Fry guy must be hot shit if people are making posts like this to throw me off the trail

i'll start with a bid of $400
Feb 5 2018 10:20AM
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HAIRYNGROSS23
Posts: 117 - Karma: 57
how much for your profile pic in a higher resolution
Feb 5 2018 10:29AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Whats the money for? Did your parents stop giving you allowance?
Feb 5 2018 3:00PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
HAIRYNGROSS23how much for your profile pic in a higher resolution

You can have it for free. Real pic of me when I was 9.

Feb 6 2018 12:18AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
There is a bid at $400, any more bids? Btw I am going to track the ip of the kid who bid $400 and murder him if he doesn’t pay me. Y’all think this is a joke but I ain’t playing.
Feb 6 2018 12:24AM
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HAIRYNGROSS23
Posts: 117 - Karma: 57
I feel like I’ve seen ur cute ass at wachusett do u have green full tilts
Feb 6 2018 12:59AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
HAIRYNGROSS23I feel like I’ve seen ur cute ass at wachusett do u have green full tilts


never been to Wachusett, sorry, gonna have to look for a different kid to molest
Feb 6 2018 1:09AM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
.FryThere is a bid at $400, any more bids? Btw I am going to track the ip of the kid who bid $400 and murder him if he doesn’t pay me. Y’all think this is a joke but I ain’t playing.

420 dollhairs
Feb 6 2018 1:28AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
.FryYou can have it for free. Real pic of me when I was 9.



holy shit thats crazy that your icons been this pic....never thought I'd recognize someone from my small New England town on NS
Feb 6 2018 2:25AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
ski.the.eastholy shit thats crazy that your icons been this pic....never thought I'd recognize someone from my small New England town on NS


Haha I try to go somewhat incognito on here, you’re probably the only person on here that would recognize this picture.
Feb 6 2018 9:27AM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,355
I never thought you would sellout

**This post was edited on Feb 6th 2018 at 10:28:40am
Feb 6 2018 10:28AM
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Earl_Globz
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 779
I'm here too!
Feb 6 2018 10:52AM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
This reminds me of the time I "sold" my Jiberish blacklist account to some idiot on NS for $50 lol
Feb 7 2018 2:35PM
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little1337
Posts: 8161 - Karma: 45,815
I'll take 2
Jun 25 2020 12:46PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12422 - Karma: 114,574
condition? need more pictures.
Jun 25 2020 1:49PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51293 - Karma: 157,924
I could probably trade mine for a 30 rack of beer. Maybe I'll do it.

The gold emblem was $50. Also for a 30 rack youre basically getting that for free and like 3k posts per dollar. Not that bad. Green name and mod abilities are another 12 pack at least.


Open to trades. In the market for a left ski boot, any half full or more lighters,and maybe a container of tums.


Let me know.
Jun 25 2020 7:05PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8939 - Karma: 57,579
theabortionatorlike 3k posts per dollar

I’m really liking this guy’s numbers. Really exciting numbers

Jun 25 2020 10:55PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
.FRY.You can have it for free. Real pic of me when I was 9.


Shameless pussy grab attempt.
Jun 25 2020 10:58PM
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