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I did not break my brand new ON3Ps

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DrZoidberg
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Had my first day on my new Magnuses today and they're quite fun. What happened was: I skied with my brother. I hit a few rails, skied in various sizes of ditches and hit oversized solid ice moguls. Here's the skis, perfectly intact before skiing them. They're the same now, just with bindings on them.


But for real, they are quite fun. The flex is just right. It was like 20F here and they held an edge where I'd expect them too. They seem adept at park, unsurprisingly, although there wasn't much to test them on. Tons of pop and life in them. My brother liked them too (we have the same bsl so we can switch). Don't send any skis to that other guy. Now I'm thinking I should have just wore a gopro and skied in as many ditches and bumps as I could, but my trolling isn't on that level.
Dec 27 2017 7:08PM
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Shewlur...
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Got him!! LOL

On a side note, have the mods just given up on moving these types of threads to gear talk?
Dec 27 2017 7:11PM
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Denseclouds
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Imagine how he must feel just looking at that fresh pair...
Dec 27 2017 7:13PM
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dwt802
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Careful with those ditches, you'll be skiing right along and boom, outta nowhere the ditch gotcha.
Dec 27 2017 8:31PM
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Sharko
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dwt802Careful with those ditches, you'll be skiing right along and boom, outta nowhere the ditch gotcha.


Hence the NS motto:

Hit ditches, get stiches, whine like bitches
Dec 27 2017 8:41PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Real backseat right into the ditch
Dec 27 2017 8:50PM
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highpeak
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I was going to ski into a ditch with my Kartels today but then I remembered I dont have a grandma who smokes or a cousin who is a lawyer
Dec 27 2017 8:50PM
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dwt802
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highpeakI was going to ski into a ditch with my Kartels today but then I remembered I dont have a grandma who smokes or a cousin who is a lawyer

True no one to help demand to get something back after you break skis and the company tries to help you.
Dec 27 2017 9:23PM
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Shewlur...
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Mort's shit post game is pretty unreal.
Dec 27 2017 9:40PM
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.FRY.
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you should hire another company to call out ON3P on making great skis, word on the street is there’s an 80% success rate
Dec 27 2017 9:47PM
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theabortionator
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Shewlur...Got him!! LOL

On a side note, have the mods just given up on moving these types of threads to gear talk?


There have always been some threads that could have been in other forums left in sg nsg. If yourr biggest gripe is a thread about skis in ski gabber, I'd say it's all good.
Dec 28 2017 12:09AM
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DrZoidberg
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Shewlur...Got him!! LOL

On a side note, have the mods just given up on moving these types of threads to gear talk?


This was intended to satire the other thread, not be a legit gear review.
Dec 28 2017 9:22AM
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Casey
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DrZoidbergThis was intended to satire the other thread, not be a legit gear review.


Well that's a relief because there is a dedicated review section. And satire should go in NSG.

Come on Mods, get this shit cleaned up!
Dec 28 2017 10:21AM
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Mingg
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CaseyWell that's a relief because there is a dedicated review section. And satire should go in NSG.

Come on Mods, get this shit cleaned up!


SG-Mingg approved
Dec 28 2017 6:58PM
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Segsxi
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DrZoidbergDon't send any skis that other guy. .

Hmm I wonder who disliked this?
Dec 28 2017 7:03PM
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lil.Boye
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Dude. Look out for those ditches. (Talking from experience) Take care family!
Sticks looking CLEAAN

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2017 at 7:36:59pm
Dec 28 2017 7:35PM
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lil.Boye
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SharkoHence the NS motto:

Hit ditches, get stiches, whine like bitches

I just cracked. Fucking great.
Dec 28 2017 7:37PM
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freewillie
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Real roast hour out here goddamn
Dec 28 2017 11:14PM
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Lonely
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Your cousin must not be a lawyer
Dec 29 2017 12:26AM
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ahshit
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/855644/Mounting-Look-Pivots
The backstory....
Dec 29 2017 12:40AM
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Belch
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wait, wait, wait... How does one NOT break their new ON3P's? I heard from my cousin (hes a lawyer/layup expert) that those things are full of factory blems.
Dec 29 2017 12:57AM
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WillTheNoChill
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look like a solid ski to me
Dec 29 2017 1:08AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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sickskihttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/855644/Mounting-Look-Pivots
The backstory....


TY for pulling this up.
Dec 29 2017 2:22AM
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drifts
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skis break if you break them
Dec 29 2017 2:35PM
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highpeak
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The fact that Mort mounted his own bindings is another reason he shouldn't get new skis. unless u work at a shop and r certified or if u r willing to live with not getting the warranty then have a shop do it. but dont mount urself then bitch about breaking them. dont get me wrong, his mounting job was probably not the reason they broke, that was the ditch, but still
Dec 29 2017 10:36PM
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HypeBeast
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After a little R&D, ON3P presents to you.......*drumroll please*....... DITCH. PROOF. SKIS!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlH0w5hS74/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1clxfm1ya0z35
Dec 20 2018 12:25PM
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