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Encountering Bear at Sugarloaf

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yungscrum
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Last year I was at Sugarloaf and I ran into a black bear while in a glade. I had nothing to fend for myself but two measly poles. I released it had blocked the path I had to take so I waved my ski pole at it and it moved out of the way so I tried to speed by. I just escaped as it tried to run after me but its paws sank into the snow. Not sure how I feel going into glades at Sugarloaf know and if I was you I wouldn't do it either. Anyone else from the area have a similar story?
Dec 27 2017 3:12PM
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Sharko
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What kind of bear is best?
Dec 27 2017 3:29PM
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FIRAT
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This sounds like a story gucciman7 would tell in his early days
Dec 27 2017 3:36PM
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yungscrum
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SharkoWhat kind of bear is best?

It was a black bear but common panda bears are probably the best if you wanted to know
Dec 27 2017 5:30PM
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Sharko
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FIRATThis sounds like a story gucciman7 would tell in his early days



This seems like a great opportunity for Bread_Bird's Gucciman7 Mad Libs. Here is a copy of his original post:


Mad Libs: Gucciman Edition

I was partaking in [ drug ] and then [ person ] took my [ thing ]. I am [ emotion ] now because I cannot ski.

Play it with your friends!




I'll go first:
I was partaking in [ glade skiing] and then [ a black bear ] took my [ anal virginity]. I am [ butt hurt ] now because I cannot [ ski glades anymore].
Dec 27 2017 5:58PM
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yungscrum
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SharkoThis seems like a great opportunity for Bread_Bird's Gucciman7 Mad Libs. Here is a copy of his original post:


Mad Libs: Gucciman Edition

I was partaking in [ drug ] and then [ person ] took my [ thing ]. I am [ emotion ] now because I cannot ski.

Play it with your friends!




I'll go first:
I was partaking in [ glade skiing] and then [ a black bear ] took my [ anal virginity]. I am [ butt hurt ] now because I cannot [ ski glades anymore].

Boy wya hit me up Brackett Basin when it opens up I school yo ass.
Dec 27 2017 9:03PM
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yungQ
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I ski at Sugarloaf almost everyday and have never seen a fucking bear!
Dec 27 2017 9:03PM
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yungscrum
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yungQI ski at Sugarloaf almost everyday and have never seen a fucking bear!

In the Sugarloaf area I have seen hundreds of bears so obviously if youre here every day then you are for sure fucking lying beacuse theres no way that you have not seen a straight up bear
Dec 27 2017 9:06PM
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yungQ
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yungscrumIn the Sugarloaf area I have seen hundreds of bears so obviously if youre here every day then you are for sure fucking lying beacuse theres no way that you have not seen a straight up bear

The bears must be attracted to your bullshit
Dec 27 2017 9:08PM
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hi_vis360
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there is extreme bear danger on all tree runs, it's best to avoid them since bears are extra active in the winter.
Dec 27 2017 10:44PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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I once found my cock in a very precarious situation
Dec 27 2017 11:08PM
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Big_Mtn
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broccoliraabeI once found my cock in a very precarious situation


Did it involve a bear?
Dec 27 2017 11:39PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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Big_MtnDid it involve a bear?


yup. i once went into the bush to take a piss, i walked in a bit too far and a bear popped out.
Dec 27 2017 11:47PM
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Big_Mtn
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broccoliraabeyup. i once went into the bush to take a piss, i walked in a bit too far and a bear popped out.


Popped out of where? Your dick?
Dec 27 2017 11:51PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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Big_MtnPopped out of where? Your dick?


the woods
Dec 27 2017 11:51PM
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Coming from a fellow Loafer this thread is fucking awesome
Dec 28 2017 4:53PM
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