Animals that would be dope at skiing?

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I was talking with my friend about how his golden retriever would perform on skis the other day. Came to the conclusion that it would be kind of awkward for the dog to use its front legs to carve, so a golden might be ok, but probably not.

Given an animal could learn how to ski, what kinds of animals do you think would be anatomically suited to skiing? I chose to disregard ability to withstand cold because that rules out a lot of species.

Kangaroos? they got some daddy legs. Springy ass daddy legs. kinda same for rabbits.

Leopards? nimble af

idk anyone else got ideas?

Merry Christmas ya'll

Dec 25 2017 9:40PM

peterkskis

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Definitely lemurs

Dec 25 2017 10:06PM

DIRTYBUBBLE

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Gorrillas decked out in 5xl tall ts

Dec 25 2017 10:57PM

strayln_Skier

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Kangaroos for sure. They would get so much pop! Farrk.

Dec 25 2017 11:39PM

_Jeffrey_

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A Giraffe would shred

Dec 25 2017 11:40PM

steviewander

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Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMnOieGtpmM
hardest ripper of the animal kingdom

Dec 25 2017 11:42PM

.Fry

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magikarp

Dec 25 2017 11:57PM

search4freshies

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Hammerhead shark would SLAY POW!

Dec 26 2017 5:05PM

Sharko

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Flamingo: springy legs, glide off those cliff drops, color is good for mountain safety

Dec 26 2017 5:21PM

BLandz

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Lizards

Dec 26 2017 7:23PM

Chinzilla23

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Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

Dec 26 2017 9:05PM

montanan

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Sugar glider

Dec 26 2017 9:39PM

Ryan5_MN

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Chinzilla23Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

I don't see what's not serious about this thread, ostriches obviously are very skilled skiers.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/887157/-strike-Emu--strik--Ostrich-skiing-full

Dec 26 2017 10:00PM

Dmilky3

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Chinzilla23Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

Ba ba ba biiiiiiitch

Dec 26 2017 10:10PM

J_S

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As soon as I saw this thread I knew someone was going to put the ostrich video.

but yeah kangaroos would be great. And they would have so much pop. I would love to see one of em lay out a backflip.

Dec 26 2017 11:15PM

lauraobermeyer

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dogs are good at everything let's argue

Dec 27 2017 12:29AM

theabortionator

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How did nobody say goats?

Dec 27 2017 8:39AM

SofaKingSick

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mountain goats
leopards
monkeys (idk which kind, idk shit about monkeys)
honey badgers

great thread

Dec 27 2017 10:40AM

search4freshies

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Chinzilla23Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

Hammerhead sharks aren't mammals! Not a "mammel" either. Marine Biology is very serious!

Dec 27 2017 11:04AM