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Drank a bunch of coffee now i have to shit fuck

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.FRY.
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i couldn’t hold it in and ended up shitting my bains out while driving, now my car seat is a nice caramel color, smells good too
Dec 16 2017 7:12AM
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weedoo
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Dec 16 2017 4:13PM
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.FRY.
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update: i was trying to clean the seat but the smell was so foul i puked all over the inside of my car. at this point i figured it wasn’t worth cleaning so i dropped a nice long boa constrictor soft serve style dump right on the seat on top of the puke and the first shit from the coffee... then sold my car for 10k. NO RAGRETS
Dec 16 2017 4:45PM
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theabortionator
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