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Hey, my name is Cletus, I’m 30 and I work 50 hours a week at my local grocery store. I have 6 kids and live with my parents, and I think Donald Trump really cares about me and my family. Trump has billions of dollars so he has to be a genius right? What a savage, he gets to grab women by the pussy and sexually assault them and not get in trouble at all, so sick. Even though he’s filed for bankruptcy 7 times and scammed thousands of college students out of their money I still think he is a totally competent bussiness man who cares about the direction of my country. The whole russian collusion shit is all bullshit, the FBI knows nothing and are a bunch of liars! Fox News is the only medium I trust for valid information these days. I love riding my shitty snowmobile in the snow, and climate change was a hoax created by the chinese so I can continue do so for years to come without worrying about a thing. Trump’s tweets have the whole world trembling, watch out NK, he might tweet something about rocket man or something, that will show you! I think the GOP tax plan is great! Why the fuck would I want morgage deductibles or any of that shit, take my money! HILLARY’S E-MAILS! HUR DURRR #MAGA #LOCKHERUP
I’m also an aggressive Christian and even though I’ve lived in the same part of the country my whole life completely sheltered from any minority groups I am super racist and think all Muslims should wear tags that identify them as such. #MAGA
I bet Sarah Huckabee is a freak in bed. I’d love to fuck her from behind and just pound on that juicy ass pussy while she blows pussy farts on my cock.
Cletus, hahahhahah this is genius
I'm really not into politics, but as stated above I really appreciate the good satire!
10/10, +karma or whatever unit for commendation is used to reward OP
It's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
Pancake_FuckerIt's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
Pancake_FuckerIt's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
LoL dude, as I stated above I am not into politics at all, just appreciate the good satire.
But what makes me feel really sad is brainwashed people like you, supporting any of those money and power hungry motherfuckers...
Pancake_FuckerIt's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
It’s sad that there are retards like yourself who believe the shit this con-artist is feeding you. Trump lacks charisma of any sort and is an absolute disgrace to America. I doubt you make seven figures a year, you should be as pissed as everyone else. I am by no means a Hillary supporter, but at least she cared. Despicable crimes? Sure, I don’t like the Clintons either, but nothing they’ve done has come anywhere near the level of absurd corruption that’s present in the Trump administration. Robert Mueller and the FBI have made numerous connections between the Trump administration and Russia this past year. At this point anyone with an ounce of intelligence or dignity should be able to recognize the severity of what’s happening and the impact it will have on the future of what was a great nation. Congrats on your 100 IQ.
edit: typo
**This post was edited on Dec 22nd 2017 at 9:11:20pm
My name is also Cletus and I absolutely will NOT pay for universal healthcare. That's fucken LIBRL SOCIALISM. I refuse to pay for other peoples problems!!!
But also my brother has cancer and can't afford to pay his medical bills and so we're trying to raise 50k on gofundme to help pay for it. Can anyone donate to a good cause?
Pancake_FuckerIt's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
You should be liberal when you're young. Drugs college, peace, man. But this thread isn't about that anyway.
Pancake_FuckerIt's sad to me that so much of NS is young far left snowflakes now who hate trump knowing next to nothing about what he's been trying to do in office, love Hillary, despite the despicable crimes she's committed, and don't really know how the world really works.
this is such a fact, also I think besides the people who voted for him, the main person we have to thank for trump is hillary. She represented everything that this country was starting to hate after the obama administration, a wealthy east coast political family trying to challenge norms. No fucking way you're going to get cletus and hank and johnny boy to vote for someone like that. hillary should have recognised that people were going to turn against each other, and stepped aside for bernie to whoop trumps ass
