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Lady troubles

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flowmobb
Posts: 49 - Karma: 107
my girlfriend is on her period and won't give me a blowie, I am not about to jack off in the bathroom.... fuck
8 years ago
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JmckR
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 6,085
rip newschoolers
8 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,985
How about you take out 2 ribs and blow yourself










or better yet just fuck yourself

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2017 at 9:23:56am

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2017 at 9:24:34am
8 years ago
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freestyler540
Posts: 13231 - Karma: 20,385
or better yet just fuck yourself

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This is OPs solution, in the literal sense
8 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,673
sounds like you have a shitty girlfriend
8 years ago
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flowmobb
Posts: 49 - Karma: 107
Thanks for all of the useful feedback Newschoolers !
8 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5703 - Karma: 22,925
Buy a pocket pussy, better than a girlfriend. A pocket pussy can't deny you.
8 years ago
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TheDoughAbides
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 4,036
jack off in another room dipwad
8 years ago
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
pee in her butt?
8 years ago
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270on420out
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Doublecup?
8 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5703 - Karma: 22,925
DIRTYBUBBLEDoublecup?


definitely him. he has probably made over 1000 aliases on this site. do you remember lucky from like 3 years ago? yeah, same dude.
8 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5703 - Karma: 22,925
.Frydefinitely him. he has probably made over 1000 aliases on this site. do you remember lucky from like 3 years ago? yeah, same dude.


nevermind, not him, but similar posting style
8 years ago
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flowmobb
Posts: 49 - Karma: 107
.FryBuy a pocket pussy, better than a girlfriend. A pocket pussy can't deny you.


A pocket pussy seems like the next logical option
8 years ago
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dadi
Posts: 449 - Karma: 972
wow great thread 10/10
8 years ago
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,850
God has left Newschoolers, not that he was really here to begin with...
8 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
Fuck you
8 years ago
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flowmobb
Posts: 49 - Karma: 107
😂😂 newschoolers got butthurt as fuckkk
8 years ago
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shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
flowmobb😂😂 newschoolers got butthurt as fuckkk


a lot of us dont have girlfriends, my apologies on behalf of these members.

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2017 at 11:08:12pm
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rocketfuel
Posts: 10 - Karma: -7
I'm not that good at living life, i'm kinda a fuck up myself, but i can tell you how to do it. back when i was in high school i didn't get girls either, i was shy, i was afraid of rejection, and i wasnt aggressive enough. what you are going to want to do is knock these chicks down a level, like stop putting them up on a pedestal. everyone poops, everyone farts, and most girls are grosser than guys are. ok so what you are going to want to do is when you are at a function, or a party, or some type of outing you are going to want to hollar at as many girls as you can, pussy is a numbers game bro. maybe hollar at like 15 or 20 girls (depending on the size of the event/ number of girls there) and out of that number maybe half of them will hit u up if you are lucky, and out of that half maybe 1 or 2 will fuck you. the thing is that your using the numbers to your advantage to maximize your chances of getting that pussy. rejection sucks bro, trust me i know. but dry dick is worse. the stench of desperation is real dog, girls can smell it. once you get some pussy scent on you girls will take notice of that and you will be rotating 1 or 2 different chicks a week.
8 years ago
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.butterz.
Posts: 75 - Karma: 153
Get your red wings.
8 years ago
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DMadd11883
Posts: 99 - Karma: 88
I'd start with the full tilts but....
8 years ago
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