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How to make a sandwich?

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
really struggling here, need help
Nov 20 2017 10:11PM
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theabortionator
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Step 1: Investigate refrigerator
Step 2: Pick out things that look edible and might not kill you
Step 3: Throw it all together on some hopefully not moldy bread
Step 4: Feast
Nov 20 2017 10:18PM
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ChangeCashMoney
Posts: 311 - Karma: 1,318
theabortionatorStep 1: Investigate refrigerator
Step 2: Pick out things that look edible and might not kill you
Step 3: Throw it all together on some hopefully not moldy bread
Step 4: Feast


You forgot to add one of the most important steps: Buy Full Tilts
Nov 20 2017 10:34PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855

there wasn't much in my fridge so I resorted to the bathroom at a truck stop. I can feel my skills progressing, thanks for the advice.
Nov 20 2017 11:45PM
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.butterz.
Posts: 75 - Karma: 153
Moldy bread, spoiled cheese, spoiled mayo and black lettuce are my go to's when it comes to putting together a sandwich.
Nov 21 2017 12:07AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4542 - Karma: 19,107
Step 1: Acquire female

Step 2: Command female to make you a sandwich

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit
Nov 21 2017 9:10PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
I like to make them in my mouth
Nov 24 2017 1:56AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
iFlipStep 1: Acquire female

Step 2: Command female to make you a sandwich

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

basically just this

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Nov 30 2017 6:44PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
iFlipStep 1: Acquire female

Step 2: Command female to make you a sandwich

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit


you misogynistic pig
Nov 30 2017 7:25PM
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