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Explain A Movie Plot Terribly - Others try to guess

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iced
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Title gives you the idea. Git on it
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Scarred orphan child leaves his broken household to attend a horribly unsupervised school for six years and then shoot green lasers from a stick at a bald guy with a nose issue
Solution: Harry Potter
Oct 27 2017 6:55PM
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corona
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JAHpowA pornstar is drugged and revenge rapes everyone....everyone. At least I think that's what happens, I'm too scared to watch it.

A Serbian Film
Nov 3 2017 9:17PM
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50Kal
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A confederate solider kills everyone who tries to kill him.
Nov 3 2017 9:21PM
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Ryanvdonk
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an average man, in a bit of a rut, harnesses the power of Loki to make his dreams come true.
Nov 4 2017 3:08AM
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Daph
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A chick gets a wicked hangnail
Nov 4 2017 12:05PM
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Casey
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onenerdykidthe story is backwards, and the guy forgets basically everything


Momento!
Nov 5 2017 2:46PM
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TOAST.
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Two friends travel the ocean to clear their friend/boss's name of a crime he didn't commit.
Nov 5 2017 2:52PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
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Meanwhile in San Francisco, Guy gets cheated on by his "Best Friend". It's TEARING HIM APART. But kills himself in end.
Nov 5 2017 3:27PM
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MF_GOON
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dude fights other dudes only to realize hes the only dude
Nov 8 2017 10:02PM
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somegwhoskis
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MF_GOONdude fights other dudes only to realize hes the only dude


Fight Club
Nov 8 2017 11:25PM
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RousedWits
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Ryanvdonkan average man, in a bit of a rut, harnesses the power of Loki to make his dreams come true.

The mask.

2 dudes in tracksuits look for automobile
Nov 9 2017 12:57PM
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ghoti_hook
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Dude, where’s my car....Shibby
Nov 9 2017 4:42PM
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Jesse_
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A guy and his friend try playing stairway to heaven at a guitar store, they are stopped, there is a sign that says "no stairway to heaven"
Nov 9 2017 6:08PM
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P-wurps
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Jesse_A guy and his friend try playing stairway to heaven at a guitar store, they are stopped, there is a sign that says "no stairway to heaven"

Wayne's world. Classic.

Short people find jewelry. All hell breaks loose while they walk to a volcano to get rid of it.
Nov 9 2017 10:57PM
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ahshit
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A kid has special powers, when he fails to move a coin with his mind his father shoots his mom and the kid has all hell break loose, he joined some super-hero gang
Nov 10 2017 1:09AM
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TinyTigers
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A bunch of gay navy guys fly old jets and play volleyball.
Nov 10 2017 6:03AM
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iced
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Ryan5_MNWayne's world. Classic.

Short people find jewelry. All hell breaks loose while they walk to a volcano to get rid of it.

Lord of the rings.
a millionare old white guy opens a big angry lizard park that goes to shit during a storm

**This post was edited on Nov 10th 2017 at 9:39:06am
Nov 10 2017 7:29AM
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tomatonater
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Ryan5_MNWayne's world. Classic.

Short people find jewelry. All hell breaks loose while they walk to a volcano to get rid of it.


Lord of the rings
Nov 10 2017 4:23PM
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tomatonater
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sickskiA kid has special powers, when he fails to move a coin with his mind his father shoots his mom and the kid has all hell break loose, he joined some super-hero gang

X-men
Nov 10 2017 4:24PM
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DMadd11883
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icedLord of the rings.
a millionare old white guy opens a big angry lizard park that goes to shit during a storm

**This post was edited on Nov 10th 2017 at 9:39:06am


Jurassic Park
Nov 10 2017 4:51PM
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DMadd11883
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A big green jerk and his ass steal short guys girlfriend
Nov 10 2017 4:55PM
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roddy116
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DMadd11883A big green jerk and his ass steal short guys girlfriend


the hulk

a british band goes on tour in America and have there model knocked over by a bunch of midgets on stage
Nov 10 2017 4:56PM
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DMadd11883
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roddy116the hulk

a british band goes on tour in America and have there model knocked over by a bunch of midgets on stage


It was Shrek bro hulk don't have a pet donkey
Nov 10 2017 5:02PM
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JAHpow
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TinyTigersA bunch of gay navy guys fly old jets and play volleyball.



Nov 10 2017 7:29PM
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profa_212
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They say bru instead of bro
Nov 10 2017 9:45PM
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nugeynuge
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RaarlGay black guy with a crackhead mom smashes a chair over his bully's head, goes to jail, gets out and starts trapping, then meets up with an old bisexual friend.


moonlight
Nov 13 2017 1:42PM
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_Garagely_
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nugeynugemoonlight


yep
Nov 13 2017 6:54PM
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Jesse_
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I fucking weird guy in the jungle looks at people with his thermal heat vision goggles before killing them.
Nov 13 2017 11:18PM
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ahshit
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Jesse_I fucking weird guy in the jungle looks at people with his thermal heat vision goggles before killing them.

Predator
Nov 13 2017 11:27PM
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Jesse_
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sickskiPredator


Oh fuck yeah bud.
Nov 13 2017 11:31PM
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50Kal
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Renegade cop nearly gets a bus load of children killed.
Nov 13 2017 11:34PM
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Jesse_
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An impaired baby is a getaway driver, music is used.
Nov 13 2017 11:39PM
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ahshit
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Jesse_An impaired baby is a getaway driver, music is used.

Shit man baby driver?
Nov 13 2017 11:52PM
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Jesse_
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sickskiShit man baby driver?


Word up, that's 2/2
Nov 13 2017 11:54PM
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losh
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Some dudes pretend to fight in NAM, and end up actually fighting in NAM
Nov 15 2017 12:45PM
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tomatonater
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jlens05Some dudes pretend to fight in NAM, and end up actually fighting in NAM


Tropic Thunder
Nov 15 2017 12:49PM
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losh
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tomatonaterTropic Thunder


u right, heres another
How about saving private Ryan gosling, and you'll cry at the end
Nov 15 2017 12:51PM
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snowpocalypse
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So this duck lives in Cleveland and is trying to bang this want-a-be rocker chick..........
Nov 15 2017 1:54PM
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Casey
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Guy has to fill in for dead bus driver, drives route really fast, bangs Sandra Bullock.
Nov 15 2017 2:43PM
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50Kal
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CaseyGuy has to fill in for dead bus driver, drives route really fast, bangs Sandra Bullock.

Speed.
Nov 15 2017 5:04PM
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_Garagely_
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A boy scout goes rogue and takes a moody girl on a beach retreat. The girl also stabs someone in the hand with a pair of scissors.

**This post was edited on Nov 16th 2017 at 2:04:16pm
Nov 15 2017 8:38PM
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weedoo
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Guy goes on mad killing spree to avenge the death of his good boy.
Nov 15 2017 11:51PM
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ahshit
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weedooGuy goes on mad killing spree to avenge the death of his good boy.

John wick
Nov 16 2017 1:08AM
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Ryanvdonk
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a guy has a dream of turning left, he becomes the best at it only to lose it when a rival appears. a tale of love, family, perseverance and a will to win.
Nov 16 2017 11:21AM
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profa_212
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weedooGuy goes on mad killing spree to avenge the death of his good boy.


Shooter?
Nov 16 2017 12:05PM
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numnuts
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a hawiian prince but girl version who learns to surf the big waves and fight like snails and crabs and shit to find a shiny rock and be a good girl.
Nov 16 2017 2:12PM
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ahshit
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Ryanvdonka guy has a dream of turning left, he becomes the best at it only to lose it when a rival appears. a tale of love, family, perseverance and a will to win.

Zoolander
Nov 16 2017 2:19PM
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chef_boyardee
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Two guys work for a corporation that profits off of terrorizing children, and get involved in their corrupt boss's attempt to save the company.
In the prequel, the two guys go to university to learn how to scare children
Nov 16 2017 2:21PM
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CaptainObvious.
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A preteen falls in love with another species. Her family is outraged and she presses on to try and get surgery to change species. Eventually finds a witch doctor who performs the surgery, but due to complications she loses her voice. Witch doctor turns herself into the other species too and steals the girl's love just to be a bitch. A group of self-aware animals band together and kill her with a boat.
Nov 16 2017 3:20PM
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Casey
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CaptainObvious.A preteen falls in love with another species. Her family is outraged and she presses on to try and get surgery to change species. Eventually finds a witch doctor who performs the surgery, but due to complications she loses her voice. Witch doctor turns herself into the other species too and steals the girl's love just to be a bitch. A group of self-aware animals band together and kill her with a boat.


Little Mermaid?
Nov 16 2017 3:34PM
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nugeynuge
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RaarlA boy scout goes rogue and takes a moody girl on a beach retreat. The girl also stabs someone in the hand with a pair of scissors.

**This post was edited on Nov 16th 2017 at 2:04:16pm


Moonrise kingdom
Nov 16 2017 11:06PM
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